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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:05 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Cowboy Angel maybe you can answer me why the hell the Yankees keep putting Gordon on the mound in the eighth. They just need to skip Gordon and put Rivera in sooner.

Jason

perhaps orders from George? I'm still in recovery......please fill my glass again.....
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Post by Sandwichman » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:06 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Cowboy Angel maybe you can answer me why the hell the Yankees keep putting Gordon on the mound in the eighth. They just need to skip Gordon and put Rivera in sooner.

Jason

perhaps orders from George? I'm still in recovery......please fill my glass again.....
I give you a moment of silence tonight.........

Here is your refill.

Jason
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:06 pm

~offers pickled knuckles to sports enthusiast dragging knuckles into bar~

eh?
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:09 pm

Yes! We have plenty of Jagermeister.. on tap with coils in ice.

~slides lowball shot of three to abbreviated sports-fan~
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:11 pm

~bar rag wipes the Top~
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:15 pm

How about those habitat for humanity, eh?!

Those FUCKERS! MAking houses..we should wake them up
(to tell them of our happiness that they are rest-full)
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:16 pm

Da doh de doh do do....

HellO!
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:18 pm

Alrighty then.

~hops back into clothing/bunny-suit & onto barstool in corner~
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:21 pm

*gets a hat trick*

I like darts...
It's all about the squirrels.
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:32 pm

~annonamous* bartender looks at watch~

*unknown, possibly unreal
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:35 pm

Oh no you don't! I know the law! You gotta say "Last Call" before!

Yeah, a Beafeeters Gin & Tonic, sqeeze the lime.

~checks drink for spit~
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Post by nipples » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:38 pm

What the f is up now?!

Can I get a drink here that does not have stuff floating on it?

Oh. It is Crappy Drink Night. .... my error entirely (explains why they "hired" me!).
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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:14 am

Where is a bartender to impress when you need one.

Jason
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:19 am

*strolls in*

howdy kids!! what's happnin'?
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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:25 am

tisha2 wrote:*strolls in*

howdy kids!! what's happnin'?
I need a drink...

What is in order tonight?

Here just for you Tisha...

Sweet Ass

1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Brandy
1/2 oz. Rum

Combine in a shot glass and place in the freezer for 5 minutes. Once cool, ignite for a few seconds, blow it out and shoot. It draws all the alcohol to the top and leaves the cool good stuff on the bottom
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:37 am

ooohh!! yummy!! sounds like a perfect nightcap!

and thanks fer the compliment, babe!
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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:39 am

tisha2 wrote:ooohh!! yummy!! sounds like a perfect nightcap!

and thanks fer the compliment, babe!
Anytime....
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Post by samtzu » Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:00 am

uuunnngh.... (walks into bar with right side of skull dragging in behind him) coffee, please....

Coffee? YO! Anyone here?

ungh... self serve today... lets see... pot (wow, this is funky)... water from tap... nope! Too brown... uh... how about some sparkling water... hmmm... only half a bottle... okay, a little vodka then to even the level out... filter? Shit... no filters. Use a bar napkin (why does this napkin have a naked picture of Tisha on it? Not that I'm complaining) ...grounds... grounds? Shit... not enough... okay, throw some capers in to even it out... no problem... turn on the pot... wait for it

wait for it...

wait for it...

There we go... hmmmm... no clean coffee cups.... how about a series of shot glasses? There we go.... five little cups of coffee...

WHOOOOO-AHHHHHHH!!!!! That is almost coffee....

waahhggg...

Off to work....
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:20 am

aaahhhh....good morning, Sam!! No, that's not me naked on the bar napkin; that's a vintage Marilyn Monroe...but close!!

Thanks for making the...uh, "coffee"...
jeez, i've kinda let the place go to shit, huh?

Okay, kids!! The Bar is in need of some serious aesthetic and standard stocking assistance!! Any donations of said assistance (and supplies) are greatly appreciated!!
I hearby declare - Beautify The Bar Day!!

bring it on baby!!

especially creative offerings will be duly rewarded.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:23 am

tisha2 wrote:nope. had the tv's wired to only show closed-circuit live feed of the playa sunset over and over and over
You should have imported the Bay Area Sunset. All that dreadful smoke made it quite lovely.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:27 am

samtzu wrote:
uhhhh... gin and clam juice... I don't know what it would be called, but it sounds disgusting... oh, and could you put a little onion in that?

danke...
Hm. Inverness Oyster? Pearl Arbor? Videlia Voosh?
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:38 am

oooohh....shit!! Must stay out of singles thread....."Holy Trinity"...."BM is for couples".........aaahhhhh!!!!!

Suffering severe lack of civility...somebody tie me to a chair or something!!!!! Quick! urg, ack....!
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Post by samtzu » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:39 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:
uhhhh... gin and clam juice... I don't know what it would be called, but it sounds disgusting... oh, and could you put a little onion in that?

danke...
Hm. Inverness Oyster? Pearl Arbor? Videlia Voosh?
Ach! Inverness, m' lassie...
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Post by samtzu » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:42 am

Tisha wrote:
Okay, kids!! The Bar is in need of some serious aesthetic and standard stocking assistance!! Any donations of said assistance (and supplies) are greatly appreciated!!
I hearby declare - Beautify The Bar Day!!
How about a framed, signed (by Lola Montez) copy of The Naked Maha? I'll bring it in this afternoon. It's about three feet by eight...

Oh, yeah, and my favorite... Dogs Playing Poker.... put that over by the pool table....
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:44 am

samtzu wrote:Tisha wrote:
Okay, kids!! The Bar is in need of some serious aesthetic and standard stocking assistance!! Any donations of said assistance (and supplies) are greatly appreciated!!
I hearby declare - Beautify The Bar Day!!
How about a framed, signed (by Lola Montez) copy of The Naked Maha? I'll bring it in this afternoon. It's about three feet by eight...

Oh, yeah, and my favorite... Dogs Playing Poker.... put that over by the pool table....
OOhhh!!! Yay!! I like it!!! Can we get a peek at that Naked Maha???

And the dogs are on velvet, yes??

oops - off to a meeting. Watch the bar for a bit?? Thanks, babe!
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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:11 am

Good morning... Sam, if there's any of your coffee left, I'd take a shot glass or two of it...

Morning Tish. Did you sleep well? I had a dream about you, oddly enough....

I'll be back in a bit... I'm going to go grab some things for my contribution to the bar... I'm going to work on repairing those cracked mirrors behind the liqour bottles... I'll need a hand, when I return.... (I also need to find those fishnets... they disappeared again... I can't work when I'm not in uniform!)
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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:13 am

tisha2 wrote:oooohh....shit!! Must stay out of singles thread....."Holy Trinity"...."BM is for couples".........aaahhhhh!!!!!

Suffering severe lack of civility...somebody tie me to a chair or something!!!!! Quick! urg, ack....!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm tier a young lass to a chair, sounds like my kind of work
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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:14 am

Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:oooohh....shit!! Must stay out of singles thread....."Holy Trinity"...."BM is for couples".........aaahhhhh!!!!!

Suffering severe lack of civility...somebody tie me to a chair or something!!!!! Quick! urg, ack....!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm tie a young lass to a chair, sounds like my kind of work
damn lack of an edit function
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:18 am

My donation. 23 coasters all made from scrap glass and fired. I'm partial to the way the Yohigani (sp) devitrifies, but tastes vary. And here, an old carosaul horse, maybe you can meld it with the mechanical bull. Let's see. Ah, 30 yards of fish themed kinte cloth. Nice wall hangings.
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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:20 am

GuinivereElise wrote:... (I also need to find those fishnets... they disappeared again...
Morning GE, et. al.

I suggest checking for those fishnets under Sensei's kimono.
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