Best Line Today

[wh..sh]

"BMorg! please take my money!"

- Someone on the ticket thread

[knowmad]

"I heard that if you die at Burning Man, you die in real life too"

yes the body can't live without a soul. wich begs the question; "how the hell does bob make it back to the playa every year?"

[ygmir]

"I heard that if you die at Burning Man, you die in real life too"

yes the body can't live without a soul. wich begs the question; "how the hell does bob make it back to the playa every year?"

don't you believe in reupholsteration?

[theCryptofishist]

I thought it was coasters.

[knowmad]

"I heard that if you die at Burning Man, you die in real life too"

yes the body can't live without a soul. wich begs the question; "how the hell does bob make it back to the playa every year?"

don't you believe in reupholsteration?

Yeah I whent to that Church once. really tacky.

[ygmir]

Do you have to tuck and roll ,to get into that churck?

[knowmad]

Do you have to tuck and roll ,to get into that churck?

Yeah it's a real meat market Though.

[ygmir]

Do you have to tuck and roll ,to get into that churck?

Yeah it's a real meat market Though.

dang my typing skrills.............

[gyre]

Is it a tuck and cover thing now?

[gyre]

Hattie, an elderly woman driving around New Orleans, and praying to try to quell the violence, interviewed on cbs.

"Jesus told me to do this."

Steve Hartman -
"So you're not afraid?"
"I notice you don't get out of your car."

"Jesus didn't tell me to get out of the car."

[gyre]

It's like taking a burn victim to see big pyro.

Robin Williams

[gyre]

#13:41 Loch Ness Monster> People think being a cryptid is easy, but it's not. I mean, I have to work constantly to not be caught.
#13:41 Loch Ness Monster> It's not easy
#13:41 Loch Ness Monster> not by a long shot
#13:42 Loch Ness Monster> and sidescan sonar is just cheating, I mean, come on!

[Rice]

"I love riding horses! I have been riding horses since I was a fetus."

[theCryptofishist]

I'm torn between Grai:

Don't worry, "Cuneiform for Dummies" is on clay tablets.

so a postal course could get a bit expensive then?

and Nipple:

I stay at the Sands every year the Saturday night of Easter weekend. All I can tell you is that it is indeed a room with beds in it, and that those beds work fine for the 3 or 4 hours of drunken sleep I get in them. They are not quite as good if you have 4 or 5 drag-queens jumping on them.

Wait...wait...I'm about to be brilliant...

Drag-Queen Trampoline Camp!

The Swish Embouncy?

[illy dilly]

All this talk about showering and bathing...try going for a week without bathing...this is the perfect place to run that experiment. You might find out some interesting things about yourself...

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 45#p822045

[FIGJAM]

"At my age it's hard to tell if I'm having a stroke of genius, or just a stroke!"

FIGJAM

[Foxfur]

"My next boyfriend won't have a vagina."
-Me to Sweetpea after kinda getting down with a transgender guy (born as a girl AND still has the factory equipment (ladybits))....

[gyre]

"No one ever pulled a rabbit out of a hat,
without putting a rabbit in the hat in the first place."

- Dutch Kindelberger

[gyre]

"What's the glide ratio on this device?"


- David Letterman, forgetting to act dumb

[gyre]

"I bet she bangs like a ferret on acid."


- Skins

[gyre]

"My son couldn't walk through a casino.

But he could fire an automatic weapon!!!"

- Kelly Ripa

[junglesmacks]

"This music makes me want to slap my sister's fat bum"

[youtube][/youtube]

[gyre]

"... the credit score of a homeless ghost."

[gyre]

but suppose it's not hypothetical...


-- Joostdenatris

[Lonesomebri]

"....tell me more about this excitement you have over setting fires..."

My therapist when I told him that I'd finally scored tickets.

[TomServo]

"my name is Kevin and I'm Awesome!"
"That's an Awesome Ankle Bracelet you got there Kevin!"


-me to kevin at last nights AA book study.

[Lonesomebri]

At the SPCA discussing trapping ferel cats and having them neutered, the guy behind me asks,
"Have you considered doing this with the squirrels?"

[gyre]

The real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.

[lucky.bastard]

have you been this way all your life?

[wh..sh]

"Are we using the same internet?"

I am obsessed with this line now. I want to print it on t-shirts, mugs, calendars...