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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:16 am

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Post by maryanimal » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:39 pm

Do they refuel him while he's in the air?
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:42 am

He comes in a box.

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Post by Mojojita » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:45 am

It's Dicky!

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:22 pm

Does your dick come in a box as well?

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Post by FIGJAM » Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:58 pm

Toco Bell beef is only 35% beef.

Thier being told they cant call them beef taco's anymore. :shock:
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Post by lucky420 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:00 pm

what is the other 65% made of...do I really want to know?

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Post by maryanimal » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:34 pm

The other 65% is "ground meat". Something to chew on...no pun intended.
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Post by gyre » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:38 pm

Beaks and filler.
Note they usually call them "beefy", not beef.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:38 pm

There's a reason why "mystery meat" is such a popular term.

And there's reason to believe that the old rule about sausage and law might apply to taco filling as well.
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Post by FIGJAM » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:42 pm

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Post by can't sit still » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:41 pm

The ingredient list mentions "silicon dioxide" ,,, Sand in your burrito. Must be low-fat sand.

I traveled by road across India. "Mystery meat" has a whole different meaning there. You don't know if it hopped, crawled, walked or slithered,,, or if it died of natural causes,,, or when. Curry is th hide-all for a country without refrigeration.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:40 am

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Post by maryanimal » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:35 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
um...oooopssss

A text book case of walking while texting. Fourtunatley no one else was hurt. But most walking-while-texting accidents involve others. So please, don't text and walk at the same time.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:40 pm

maryanimal wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
um...oooopssss

A text book case of walking while texting. Fourtunatley no one else was hurt. But most walking-while-texting accidents involve others. So please, don't text and walk at the same time.

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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:45 pm

She's sueing the mall.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:51 pm

Talk about WTF...

Oh wait. I think that now means "Win The Future".

Or Maybe, "Win. The Future!"

I like the sound of a future that's full of win.
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Post by Eric » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:18 pm

gyre wrote:Beaks and filler.
Note they usually call them "beefy", not beef.

Nope.

"seasoned ground beef"

In every beef taco & burrito except the steak one, obviously (I didn't check anything else. Sue me)

Though if you check their "nutritional facts" they do list soybeans as an ingredient & possible allergen. Probably in with the beef somehow.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:26 am

Drugs and medieval technology. oh my!
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:07 pm

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Post by gyre » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:07 pm

Is that a trebuchet or catapult?


And just what the hell is up with Tunisia?

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:08 am

Dougly,
You dirty thief, you. What a disgrace.

Something should be done.

Bitching over coffee and pastries is always a good place to start.
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Post by MisaBlue » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:57 pm

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:18 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Dougly,
You dirty thief, you. What a disgrace.

Something should be done.

Bitching over coffee and pastries is always a good place to start.
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Post by ibdave » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:59 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

:shock: :shock: :roll:
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Post by MisaBlue » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:27 pm

funny wtf
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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:32 pm

Sparkledoggy!!!!!
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Post by lucky420 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:39 pm

omg to funny, my kids and friends used to sharpie our blonde pugs too (only the kids were teens at the time) :lol:

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:44 pm

OK here's WTF people:
From the Egypt story;
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... 7253.story
Like two medieval armies, screaming, enraged mobs — both hoisting Egyptian flags and professing love of country — clashed violently Wednesday with rocks, sticks and Molotov cocktails. Soldiers stood by passively as the pitched battle between supporters of President Hosni Mubarak and those seeking his immediate ouster threatened one of the nation's most treasured sites, the Egyptian Museum.

The periphery of the square took on the look of a city of zombies as stunned anti-government demonstrators poured out of the plaza with bandaged, blood-smeared faces.

One man, walking alone, had thick white gauze wrapped around his head and chin. He slumped his shoulders and spoke in a hollow voice...
What Unspeakable Forces could those fools have loosed upon this world???
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Post by FIGJAM » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:06 am

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