Buying Empire!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:53 pm

I thought I had deputy sheriff?
and village idiot.

dang.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:53 pm

A pimp with a stable of whores

don't you call my bitches "Whores", Missy.

i prefer the term "Out of Your Comfort Zone Girls."(tm)

Post by **Sham** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:28 pm

ygmir wrote:I thought I had deputy sheriff?
and village idiot.

Yag, I think you'll fill both positions just fine. Do us a favor and change clothes when you switch personalities, so we can figure out who you are that day. They can be so similar and very confusing.

Simon-Town P.I.M.P wrote:don't you call my bitches "Whores", Missy.
i prefer the term "Out of Your Comfort Zone Girls."(tm)

Hey Simon, can I bring one of your girls home to work on MY "comfort zone"?

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:36 pm

Yeah Ygmir, you are the sheriff and the villiage idiot hon. I would never think about taking that way from you. Now breath slowly into this paper bag...

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:38 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
A pimp with a stable of whores

don't you call my bitches "Whores", Missy.

i prefer the term "Out of Your Comfort Zone Girls."(tm)

Forgive me Simon, I...I don't know what I was thinking. And apologize to your bitches for me.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:09 am

maryanimal wrote:Hey Deb, you'd make a good newspaper editor! All you need is a staff. Ok, let's go over what our city has so far:

A cafe/bakery
a newspaper editor
a town cop
A stonecutter
A pimp with a stable of whores
A recycler
A hippy bath house (car wash style)
A town drunk
A town troubador
A Mayor

Hmmm I'd have to read the posts to see what else we have.

Sorry Eric, my blunder. Ok we also have:

The Fashion Police
the village idiot
A Sheriff
A butcher
A treasurer
Supervisor of the Street
Town drunk/Mammographer (edited)
A Bootlegger
Commodore of the Empire Yacht Club
Da Town Mule
A Tax collector
Someone who'll just want to sit in the cafe and make remarks as cold and bitter as my coffee all fucking day.
A town thug
A fire chief
An organic farmer
The town judge
A town Wikileaker
A candle maker
A soda vendor an PBR guy

ok, I think I got them all. Now we need more businesses you think?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:34 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
A pimp with a stable of whores

don't you call my bitches "Whores", Missy.

i prefer the term "Out of Your Comfort Zone Girls."(tm)

Ladies of negotiable affection?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:36 am

Maryanimal; since you've added a Wikileaker, we may need a Geek God or Goddess so that person can send their brown envelopes in the new-fashioned way and how else could Eric send his photos for publication!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:42 am

Shambala wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:I see there are many wordsmiths in our midst.
I'm like wicked really good with like words and stuff, ya know. Maybe I could like, um, like write for your paper and stuff, like ya know.
Whaddya say Deb?

sorry Shambala, if you're gonna be the Empire-or then I'm gonna have to follow you around and report on your corruptive behaviour.

Crypto - writers are reduced to writing for free already - we just hope to eat some days. I hope you'll be our proofreader and grammarian.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:31 am

Deb Prothero wrote: Crypto - writers are reduced to writing for free already - we just hope to eat some days. I hope you'll be our proofreader and grammarian.

Speaking of which, we need a town Grammaton Cleric.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:02 am

Deb Prothero wrote:
Shambala wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:I see there are many wordsmiths in our midst.
I'm like wicked really good with like words and stuff, ya know. Maybe I could like, um, like write for your paper and stuff, like ya know.
Whaddya say Deb?
sorry Shambala, if you're gonna be the Empire-or then I'm gonna have to follow you around and report on your corruptive behaviour.

Crypto - writers are reduced to writing for free already - we just hope to eat some days. I hope you'll be our proofreader and grammarian.

jeeze, accusing him of corruption, before any is committed?.............

I'll back ya, King Sham..........hey, maybe you could also open a furniture store? you could be "sofa king" .

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:53 am

He'd be Sofa King Cool.

Anyways the mammogram line can start here.

/air squeezing

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:00 am

Fire_Moose wrote:He'd be Sofa King Cool.

Anyways the mammogram line can start here.

/air squeezing

*noting hand written sign stuck to FM's back: "proctologist"*

sure you're in the right office there FM?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:36 am

Ya...

/pulls out his PHD in boobs

why do you ask?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:44 am

Poking
Human
Derieres

just sayin'........

Post by **Sham** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:01 am

Deb Prothero wrote:
Shambala wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:I see there are many wordsmiths in our midst.
I'm like wicked really good with like words and stuff, ya know. Maybe I could like, um, like write for your paper and stuff, like ya know.
Whaddya say Deb?
sorry Shambala, if you're gonna be the Empire-or then I'm gonna have to follow you around and report on your corruptive behaviour.

Deb, since I promise to be an honest politician, I feel that I am the best person to report on my own honourable (as you Canadians write) and honest activites, and to let the good citizens of our community know what's going on. This is how the U.S.S.R. has done it for years--and it worked for them!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:05 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote: Crypto - writers are reduced to writing for free already - we just hope to eat some days. I hope you'll be our proofreader and grammarian.

Speaking of which, we need a town Grammaton Cleric.

Hmmm, Crypto?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:39 am

Eric wrote:um, Hello?

Are the Fashion Police forgotten already?

\And the legless drifters!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:41 am

Deb Prothero wrote:
Shambala wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:I see there are many wordsmiths in our midst. :D
I'm like wicked really good with like words and stuff, ya know. Maybe I could like, um, like write for your paper and stuff, like ya know.
Whaddya say Deb?
sorry Shambala, if you're gonna be the Empire-or then I'm gonna have to follow you around and report on your corruptive behaviour.

Crypto - writers are reduced to writing for free already - we just hope to eat some days. I hope you'll be our proofreader and grammarian.

Oh, rest assured that my line editing will have the prose up to blog standards of spelling and grammar.

Post by **Sham** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:42 am

Fire_Moose wrote:He'd be Sofa King Cool.

I like it! I could even do my own commercials. Try this one on if you dare!
DUST HOUSE FURNITURE
[youtube][/youtube]

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:43 pm

Shambala wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:
Shambala wrote: I'm like wicked really good with like words and stuff, ya know. Maybe I could like, um, like write for your paper and stuff, like ya know.
Whaddya say Deb?
sorry Shambala, if you're gonna be the Empire-or then I'm gonna have to follow you around and report on your corruptive behaviour.
Deb, since I promise to be an honest politician, I feel that I am the best person to report on my own honourable (as you Canadians write) and honest activites, and to let the good citizens of our community know what's going on. This is how the U.S.S.R. has done it for years--and it worked for them!

Pravda! indeed.

We could do a He Said/She Said with side-by-side columns. We'll put a graphic box around your column with the word Advertisement in tiny print so you can mention Sham's Sofas. We'll see who gets the most letters to the editor!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:45 pm

Fishy for proofreader and grammarian!! I vote yes!! Now we need a:
county clerk
a supermarket
a barber
A know-it-all
A busy body
A Boo Radley

Any more ideas? I'd like to see a blueprint of our town! What a great art project.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:06 pm

every town seems to have a stray dog that everyone adopts. maybe someone can post a pic of their favourite stray.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:34 pm

I'd be glad to be the dog catcher so long as I can let them all loose again at the most inappropriate times.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:35 pm

Mary, I volunteer for the post of Know-It-All.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:49 pm

I will gladly fill the post of FBI field agent...

fine boobie inspector

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:22 pm

maryanimal wrote:
maryanimal wrote:Hey Deb, you'd make a good newspaper editor! All you need is a staff. Ok, let's go over what our city has so far:

A cafe/bakery
a newspaper editor
a town cop
A stonecutter
A pimp with a stable of whores
A recycler
A hippy bath house (car wash style)
A town drunk
A town troubador
A Mayor

Hmmm I'd have to read the posts to see what else we have.
Sorry Eric, my blunder. Ok we also have:

The Fashion Police
the village idiot
A Sheriff
A butcher
A treasurer
Supervisor of the Street
Town drunk/Mammographer (edited)
A Bootlegger
Commodore of the Empire Yacht Club
Da Town Mule
A Tax collector
Someone who'll just want to sit in the cafe and make remarks as cold and bitter as my coffee all fucking day.
A town thug
A fire chief
An organic farmer
The town judge
A town Wikileaker
A candle maker
A soda vendor an PBR guy

ok, I think I got them all. Now we need more businesses you think?

WAIT, THOSE ARE JUST MY SOCKS!

what are the rest of these miscreants going to do?

Here and there · Post by **Here and there** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:05 pm

Or ... we would think outside the box.

Burning Man 2012 Theme: Burning Gerlach. Literally.

The organization buys up the abandoned towns, and burns them right down to the foundations. Then for the afterburn, it digs up the foundations, and sends them to a landfill, so nothing remains of these communities other than a few scrapbook pictures, a few burn scars on the ground and some rapidly fading memories.

We could call it "the end of their world". It has a ring to it, and it would put all past burns to shame.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:50 pm

Ok Dr.P you have the job! So tell me what you know...know it all.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:13 pm

BVB: Dog catcher it is! But they must be released!

Union: You'd can have the FBI job! So what does FBI stand for....for you anyway!