The Bar

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:58 am

I was going to order an Irish Coffee ... then I got to remembering the ones at Buena Vista in SF ...

And then I got to thinking that it might be nice to have a meet and greet for Bay Area eplayans sometime at the Buena Vista for Irish Coffees.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:01 pm

I thought that if we made arrangements to meet in another bar while we were in this bar, Tisha's enforcers would beat us to a pulp.

Just checking.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:07 pm

Tisha--need a clock in this place?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:07 pm

Of course, that one doesn't count down to the burn. Antique piece of crap.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:17 pm

So what do you recommend for corruption of youth?

Should I go for something sweet, or just with a really deceptive kick?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:18 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:So what do you recommend for corruption of youth?

Should I go for something sweet, or just with a really deceptive kick?

Yeah, you do that and this will turn into a priest bar...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:22 pm

Cherry Coke and vodka should do the trick, along with some Skoal Bandit suppositories to get them hooked on nicotine and prepped for the cigars that will follow.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:So what do you recommend for corruption of youth?

Should I go for something sweet, or just with a really deceptive kick?

heads for pikes... sell the rest to the priests

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:So what do you recommend for corruption of youth?

Should I go for something sweet, or just with a really deceptive kick?

to corrupt the youth you need....

The Blood of Satan

1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Goldschlager
1/2 oz. Jameson's Irish Whiskey
1/2 oz. Jack Daniel's Whiskey

Layer in order in a shot glass, starting with Jagermesister at the bottom

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:23 pm

Jason... is there any drink you don't have in that book behind the bar?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:24 pm

So we should divide them into 4 groups and a control and find out what works best.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:25 pm

samtzu wrote:Jason... is there any drink you don't have in that book behind the bar?

No one ever made me a Pago-Pago Octopus.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:25 pm

Whatever you do, don't mix up a Socrates. Those are mighty stiff drinks.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:27 pm

geekster wrote:Whatever you do, don't mix up a Socrates. Those are mighty stiff drinks.

The last time I had one of those the bartender didn't have the hemlock and gave me celery instead. Just not hte same.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:34 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
geekster wrote:Whatever you do, don't mix up a Socrates. Those are mighty stiff drinks.
The last time I had one of those the bartender didn't have the hemlock and gave me celery instead. Just not hte same.

I used to make them with carrots. It would leave you with the Wisdom of Socrates and the smart assed attitude of Bugs Bunny.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:39 pm

the official water with which the holy bm oil will not mix

thanks for the hug

anyway, yeah. It's fuckin hilarious for me to see folks rant on about it here. It's fuckin funny to see folks at work flinch when I tell them where I was on my 'vacation'. So odd because I think our creative execs could learn a lot by attending and I think folks running theme camps could learn from us as well. Certainly I don't want one to become the other but I can't see it ever happenin.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:41 pm

Last words of Socrates: Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius;
will you remember to pay the debt?

Last words of Bugs Bunny: I knew I should have made that left in Albuquerque.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:47 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:Jason... is there any drink you don't have in that book behind the bar?
No one ever made me a Pago-Pago Octopus.

You are going to have to edumacte me on that one. I am never one to pretend I know it all and am always willing to be schooled.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:47 pm

stuart wrote:
the official water with which the holy bm oil will not mix
thanks for the hug

anyway, yeah. It's fuckin hilarious for me to see folks rant on about it here. It's fuckin funny to see folks at work flinch when I tell them where I was on my 'vacation'. So odd because I think our creative execs could learn a lot by attending and I think folks running theme camps could learn from us as well. Certainly I don't want one to become the other but I can't see it ever happenin.

what about it do they 'rant' about?

and a round on the house in honorarium...was it whiskey and pall malls?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:04 pm

what about it do they 'rant' about?

the 'disneyification' of burning man

(vodka and pall malls)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:25 pm

stuart wrote:
what about it do they 'rant' about?
the 'disneyification' of burning man

(vodka and pall malls)

i'd prefer the Stuieization of BM.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:13 pm

Time for me to head out, kids. Mind the bar, mind yer manners, and don't mind me...

nevermind.

toodles!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:42 pm

Stuieization

I need a drink after trying to figure out how to pronounce that.

Are you trying to wind me up cupcake?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:44 pm

stuart wrote:
Stuieization
I need a drink after trying to figure out how to pronounce that.

Are you trying to wind me up cupcake?

Phoenetics.....

Stu-e-azay-shen

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:46 pm

Yo J-Dog, how come your drinks never have any mixers? Well, I saw one with a little milk in it, but that's about it. Not that I am complaining, mind, just curious.

- Curious

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:47 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Yo J-Dog, how come your drinks never have any mixers? Well, I saw one with a little milk in it, but that's about it. Not that I am complaining, mind, just curious.

- Curious

Never question the alcoholic mind.

I love hard alcohol and don't lik diluting it unless it has a ercentage and a proof. Just my personal choice. I can find some drinks that have mixers in them if it would balance things out.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:52 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Yo J-Dog, how come your drinks never have any mixers? Well, I saw one with a little milk in it, but that's about it. Not that I am complaining, mind, just curious.

- Curious
Never question the alcoholic mind.

I love hard alcohol and don't lik diluting it unless it has a ercentage and a proof. Just my personal choice. I can find some drinks that have mixers in them if it would balance things out.

Jason

Dig it.

I am going to make one of your little concoctions a little later on tonight and see how it goes.

How 'bout them Yanks?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:07 pm

Stuie the Poser wrote:
Stuieization
I need a drink after trying to figure out how to pronounce that.

actually, i prefer:
stoo-ee-ih-ZAY-shun

The Little Fluffy Cloud wrote: Are you trying to wind me up cupcake?

no, but is it working? i just find you so endearing i must trumpet it to the world by refering to you as Stuie and commenting that i think the world in general - and also burningman - would be better if a load of Stuie dust rubbed off on them, spreading your good attributes much the same way as raver scabies are spread about.

so there.

smooooooooooch

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:18 pm

Stuie the Poser

WTF?

raver scabies?

dust?

I am like, totally confused

I think either you or I are having blood sugar issues dumplin'.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:19 pm

oh and

smooch

have a super yummy weekend