The Bar

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:45 am

Your ears don't look like little wonkys.......

sorry.....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:08 am

Okay, got my little wonky sarah junie bathed, dressed, adn tucked into bed with a sip of ginger ale. Not a happy camper, and so so so dramatic about it, too. I asked her if there was anything else I could do for her, and she said with the biggest saddest brown eyes and an oh so weak and shaky little voice "no mama, i feel just fine right now."

Okay, I'm on a mission to find a good tea for you, Miss Elise. I wish ah had my good herbal twas lost along hte wayside somewhere or nother..... google here I come.

Okay Ms. Sky! I'm rolling along on with a shot of bailey's in me coffee! Cheers!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:36 am

Simply Joel wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:morning all... off to the shower...
two words:

spectator sport

you make me laugh so hard, Joel...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:49 am

Okay sweet girl, laughing is good, and the little green fairy told me that ginger tea might do you well. Shall I get a steamy cup up for you, with another daub of honey?

And surely you are already warm salt water gargling, so I won't mention that.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:50 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:morning all... off to the shower...
two words:

spectator sport
you make me laugh so hard, Joel...

it beats the fuck out of crying.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:52 am

Seems like a year and a day since I last saw you here, Joel dear.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:53 am

Oh boy, donuts and a shower. Sounds like a plan to me.

Howdy all...

Just passing through for a sec while on lunch.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:56 am

it sure does, Joel. Thank you...

why, thank you giggles... a tea would be loverly...

and M... I just can't WAIT to see what's in the mail tomorrow... ohboyohboyohboy!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:15 am

alright, m'loverly.

{sprinkles ginger into a large mason jar, adds a couple of cracked black peppercorns}

I'm tempted to add licorice if you can take it, but not everybody cares for it. Good for your lungs, if you're coughing.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:28 am

sounds good giggles...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:32 am

allrighty then.....

{adds the licorice, pours the boiling water on top, seals with a lid to steep}

sit tight sweetness and light, be ready in a bit.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:37 am

Howdy people. It's 33 degrees here and I am running around in shirtsleeves. Woo-hoo. Feels like spring. Hamanahamanahamana.

Too busy to chat, oops, typed chap. Wonder why?

Jus' slap me with a shot o' whiskey and I'm down the road.

zzzzzzzzzzzip

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:41 am

holy caffeine buzz batman! Put...down... your.... cup.....so's I can pour some whiskey into it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:01 am

Giggs, you read me like a dime-store novel, whatever the hell that is.

Thanks,

adoissssssssssssssssssss

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:10 am

buckethead alien wrote:Giggs, you read me like a dime-store novel, whatever the hell that is.

Thanks,

adoissssssssssssssssssss

cheap, dog-eared, and rarely intellectually stimulating?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:13 am

sputnik wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Hey Sputnik dose having kids make you feel more like a grown up of do you feel like your pretending to be a grown up?
It certainly limits my ability to do completely irresponsible things (stuff that'd get me jailed or killed), but other than that they can sometimes make me feel and act like a kid.

My wife definitely agrees that she has two children. One of them losing their hair and the other just growing his.

I have found it amazing to sit on the floor most days and play with my son. It is so good for the soul.

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:16 am

surlypuss oh surlypuss, wherefore art thou surly puss. (I 'wore' my lipstick today, btw!)

guinivere dear, your tea....

{strains tea from the herbs, stirs in good homegrown clover honey}

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:19 am

Hooray!

Nice lipstick? Is it?

[pouting]Why are you so far away from here, GS?[/pouting]

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:22 am

My name was spoken, so I must appear, however briefly.

Hey there Jason. Can I buy you a drink?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:22 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Giggs, you read me like a dime-store novel, whatever the hell that is.

Thanks,

adoissssssssssssssssssss
cheap, dog-eared, and rarely intellectually stimulating?

Bingo!

How tha fuck are ya, R-Jack?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:24 am

better, having shaken off last night's extravagances.

how are you, m'dear?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:27 am

OK. Gotta run again.

Here's a shot of Patron for each and every one of you fucks.

(it's good for sore throats GE)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:27 am

Doing okay, R-Jack, thanks. Got my typing for the day done and now it's time for an errand or two.

Can I say that I feel like writing a poem? Well I do, but I haven't a friggin' clue how to start.

Fuck you, too Sputs.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:27 am

[pouting]doesn't seem right, I know[/pouting]

The lipstick is the nicest tickly shade of tease-me pink, Ms. Jackson.... ah like it. And the feathers, have they all fallen apart yet?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:29 am

{slams petrol} YUCK! What the fuck was that, sput???

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:38 am

Ahem I am out going to my friends' Cheryl and Andres' coffee roastery to secure some beans for the week. I figure I can justify the $20 Kona if I bring my lunch from home twice a week. Good thing it doesn't cost me anything to keep my eplaya friends salubricated or I'd need to rob a bank.

Pick anyone up something?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:49 am

gigglesnort wrote:surlypuss oh surlypuss, wherefore art thou surly puss. (I 'wore' my lipstick today, btw!)

guinivere dear, your tea....

{strains tea from the herbs, stirs in good homegrown clover honey}

Ummm...."wherefore" means "why."

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:49 am

i'd say yes, BHA, but i'm fully stocked and i'd hate it to go stale.

weird - the poetry mood's caught me too. when they don't come out yet, though, i figure because they aren't ready.

no, GS, it's still pretty pristine, though having it outside in the wind and rain threatened to tear it up. i protected it. it's on a nail above my bed, actually... a little arkansas talisman...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:50 am

Ranger Genius wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:surlypuss oh surlypuss, wherefore art thou surly puss. (I 'wore' my lipstick today, btw!)

guinivere dear, your tea....

{strains tea from the herbs, stirs in good homegrown clover honey}
Ummm...."wherefore" means "why."

Ummmm, yeah....?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:52 am

Okay. I thought you were misusing it to mean "where," like most people do. That would've earned you a right smart bop.