The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:38 pm

Just put the emphasis on "you"

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:39 pm

Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much in ages. I love it!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:39 pm

Night Noir...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:40 pm

He probably missed it. Should we PM it to him?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:42 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:He probably missed it. Should we PM it to him?

YES!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:43 pm

ABSOLUTLY!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:45 pm

woo hoo!

got anything for "Clonmore"?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:46 pm

Okay, sent it to him. His was easy...there was an obvious rhyme to begin with.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:46 pm

clonmore? ouch. It'll have to be one of those humorously contrived ones.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:47 pm

how's it pronouced? Like lawn mower

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:47 pm

Male or female?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:48 pm

perfect.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:48 pm

Hello every one how are things around here?

I managed to stay off e-playa all day,.... and I only had to fight off the orange hairy spiders once but the shakes got pretty bad this afternoon.

I need a drink,... whiskey,.. the bad stuff

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:48 pm

I was actually going to use "Lawn More." and since the meter falls into place, find a way to use "water their lawn more." Which suggests a joke about an insufficient fence and nude sunbathing.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:48 pm

male.

no lawnmower references!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:49 pm

or mowr' to make the beat

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:50 pm

One glass of bad whiskey for Z. How're those DTs?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:50 pm

Heya Z, I was wondering if you were gonna show up tonight

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:51 pm

Last line will be "The neighbors all water their lawn more."

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:52 pm

oh... well... in that case....

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:55 pm

You're sure I can't use Lawn Mow'r?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:57 pm

other options include "schlong bore," but I don't like that at all.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:58 pm

Give us a hand here, Z.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:58 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:You're sure I can't use Lawn Mow'r?

positive.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:58 pm

I feel much better now,.. abstinence doesn't work ,....

I'm going to just cut back a little,.. yeah that's the ticket cut back,..

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:01 pm

I'm lost what one are you working on?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:03 pm

Zulegoona wrote:I feel much better now,.. abstinence doesn't work ,....

I'm going to just cut back a little,.. yeah that's the ticket cut back,..

Don't bother, it's useless to try.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:04 pm

A well-endowed lad known as Clonmore
would shower and then not put on more,
then wander outside
in naught but his hide
so the neighbors would water the lawn more.

Eh. It's hard to get three rhymes out of that one. Plus, it's not obvious that they're standing out there with the hose, rather than using a sprinkler. What do you think?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:07 pm

OK I agree with GE and Blue " so the neighbors would water the lawn more. " doesn't work for me

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:08 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:A well-endowed lad known as Clonmore
would shower and then not put on more,
then wander outside
in naught but his hide
so the neighbors would water the lawn more.

Eh. It's hard to get three rhymes out of that one. Plus, it's not obvious that they're standing out there with the hose, rather than using a sprinkler. What do you think?

hmmm... I agree.. it's a tough one... I'm not in love with it....

what if you don't use 'clonmore' as the rhyme, just as the subject?

eg: Clonmore was lord of the land
who thought he was more than just grand...

or something...