The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:50 pm

Holy shit. I'm sick from work for ONE day, and I get 10 pages to try to catch up on??

Good evening, one and all. DJ, congrats on the job. Tish, sorry I had to call in sick... no one likes a cocktail with the sniffles....

I am in the process of trying to make myself better, in order to host a dinner party tonight. The menu: marlin steak with a pineapple mango tequila relish. For Lydia, the Marlin is, of course, faux. I'm a fish-eating veg myself, so I'll imbibe. Anyone else care for any?

I can only stay a minute: there's food to cook. So quick: who wants what??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:52 pm

Okay, nevermind. the kitchen is void without me...

see you all Monday

Ciao...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:52 pm

I'll have one of those marlin steaks!

YUM!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:54 pm

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:01 pm

GE wrote:

no one likes a cocktail with the sniffles....

Actually, could I have one of those with a tit...TWIST! DAMMIT, TWIST!

... shit... I can't believe I said it again... She's just toooooo damn cute!...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:04 pm

Cowboy said:

well.... I won't copy it out...

To which I reply,
Представляем Вам русские и зарубежные ресурсы Интернет, которые могут дополнить информацию сервера «Москва Медиа».

And that goes for your baseball team, too!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:09 pm

Well, the stuff in the jars behind the bar look tempting, but I need something more substantial to eat... back in an hour or so...

Rage on, Cowboy Angel... I do love you, Bro!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:22 pm

I know Sam and I love you too! Here's a tall one for you!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:14 pm

Howdy campers!!

guess who gets to get away from the rugrats and go to a REAL bar tonight!!!

Yeah! ME!!

A *real* bar....can it be?! A *real* bar....

Take it easy kids, but TAKE IT!

oh - and I wouldn't touch the stuff behind the bar...came from 80 acres...last year...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:17 pm

tisha2 wrote:A *real* bar....can it be?! A *real* bar....

Yeah!

Did you get your Booze Over Evil thong yet?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:20 pm

~stomping feet, brushing fur, unable to say "h" due to dust under tounge!

Yellow.

I'm glad to see you.. just came in from the dust-storm.

Nah. It's not so bad!

Yes, yes I would! A beer would be great.

Place is lookig sharp... must be.. umm, Friday night just before the rush?!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:27 pm

~mutters to self~

oh crap. i forgot to not be able to say "h".
hope no one noticed.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:02 pm

just got in from a ^real^ bar where a friend was bartending. Couple of Coronas followed by a couple of soda waters. And can I confess something? I was seated next to this blonde woman, a little bit younger than I am, with a serious lisp that, frankly, added to her all-around sexiness. I kept wanting to move my leg over closer to hers, let our hands touch... But being just another married horndog, nothing happened, but it was nice to have that old feeling again. Ah well, it's safe in here.

Nips - you pouring?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:13 pm

Yummy.
That was nice, about the lisp & proximity.

~phsst~ phsst~

One Corona for you, B.Halien, one for me!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:14 pm

Say, whataya mean it feels safe in here?!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:19 pm

~goes to tent door flap, looks out to both sides, closes door~

We are alone. Seriously. You can tell me... we have tried to create a certain ambiance... harder even than Hard Rock Cafe!

Is it the golf clubs?! Seriously, those just got here today. We can get rid of them.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:22 pm

Oh, yeah. Forgot your lime.

~takes lime wedge from under top lip, forces into aliens' bottle-neck~

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:23 pm

Weeeeeel, it's just that in here, I am put my hand on a lassie's asssie without feeling guilty

Yeah, Corona would be fine

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:25 pm

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:26 pm

~writes poem above urinal/sink combo~

aliens bottle
not from eye butt lip
necked corona

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:29 pm

Well, let me tell you since it seems to be just us boys and rabbits in here. Normally, I don't care a fig for blondie-blondes, so I was suprised by my reaction to her. But she--dunno her name, tho we were introduced--just rung my bell. The way her tounge was thick in her mouth on certain words. Oh man oh man.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:31 pm

//comes in stomps dust off, tips head allowing a miniature land slide to leak from head//

Is there any Fosters, or anything else that comes in an oil can?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:33 pm

~pfsst~

One fresh Corona!

Noticed you did'nt touch the first one... not that I blame you.

Do you take a lime? We do have a few of the lovelies...

~holds up small white ceramic dish holding seven freshly diced sections~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:35 pm

I could go for a blondie-blonde and I wouldn't mind if she could talk "Good"

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:35 pm

Wow, Nips ... that sink/urinal idea just gave me a nifty home improvement idea.

I take one of whatever Z gets.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:36 pm

~snap-phsst!~

Here's yer Fosters, mate!

~holds up finger to indicate will be right back~

I definately hear you on the speech impediment thing.

I fall heavy for that, too.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:38 pm

~snap-phsst!~

Here's your oil can, Geekmeister!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:40 pm

thanks I don't much care for fruit in my beer. never understood the whole lime in the Corona thing. Now lime in a Mickey's Big Mouth or Wiedeman's that's something else.

You know what they say about Emanuel Kant.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:41 pm

Thanks this should hit the spot,........

I don't know,I think an, Australian, Irish, Scandinavian, even German, accents could get me going, before a lisp, but each to their own.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:41 pm

It really is handy. Don't have to step over a few feet to wash my hands. Not that I'm a clean freak or anything, but chicks actually listen sometimes to hear if you wash after flushing.. this way, they can't tell.

~snap-phsst!~

~temp. bartender swills new beer~