The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:13 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:*dipping pinkie into water, then letting two drops drip into the Jameson's to release the essence*

so, I fucking HATE job hunting. Hate. HATE.

I find it banal and tedious and I simply LOATHE it.

fuck. And here I am, going through the classifieds...

GAH!!

*sips Jameson's, twice, then drains the glass.*

may I have another double?

Hang in there, Sweetie... it really is going to work out okay... and check out Monster.com.... they got everything....

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:14 pm

Seems almost a waste to treat good Jamison's that way GE, but I feel ya. I have a job o' suckitude and have been looking (off and on) for another for two friggin' years now.

(Chemist, before ya ask.)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:14 pm

It's simple dinner-table magic. Doesn't require guile, just a desire to entertain.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:14 pm

I can do it too.....*ahem*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:14 pm

Hey I think Smart car's are cool " though I haven't sat in one to know how I'd fit "
I like to have a big vehicle like my old full size van and a small car like my old festive,.. My experience with my pintos, my Yugo, and other small cars the tend to get around in the snow better than the van...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:15 pm

How about this:

A Smart Car Vending Machine

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:16 pm

Maybe if they were all wheel drive like my mom's RAV4. That thing rocks!

Evening, Z!

I want the red one with a white stripe....how do I get it down?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:19 pm

That’s Hilarious, Now if they only cast as much as a bag of Cheetos

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:22 pm

two waters

what're you trying to do, keep me sober? The glass of water is just for a couple of drops each Jameson's....

and sam, I know... but a person must vent...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:23 pm

The front wheel drive, and nimbleness, are worth a lot. last year when there were a lot of busses getting stuck on the hill in front of my house they had to back all the way down. I tried it in my car and also couldn't make it hut I did a powered 180 without leaving my lane and drove down.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:24 pm

(The cat comes wandering into the bar...walks around the bar and begins rummaging for a porter.)

Strangest damn thing... I’ve been craving porter something fierce today. (clinking bottles in the fridge... looking...) Feel this great need to take it to the desert. Not sure why that is...

Anyways... is there any hanging around in here?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:24 pm

Oh, I thought it was for drinking as a chaser.....
Well, you better take 2 more Jameson's then!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:27 pm

Heineken Please

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:27 pm

Hey Z and LeChat, how are you guys doing tonight?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:28 pm

Hikes a Heinie over to, Z

Evening LCN! I heard this song today and thought about you...Stray Cat Strut

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:31 pm

Hey Blue, would you mind taking over bar duty for me....or maybe get the magic wand and it'll go quicker?

I need to head to bed.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:31 pm

They have a roadster model!!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:32 pm

ok, Sputnik....now THAT is COOL looking!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:34 pm

Hello all!!!

Evening, Ms. Sky, and good night... so sad to see you leave.

Ahh... the ol’ Stray Cats... I remember that video. I thought I felt a warm thought float by me today. Thanks...

I’m good Blue, and you?....

Guinevere, dear... cheer up won’t you? (Rubbing in figure eights ‘round and round GE’s legs)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:34 pm

G'night M,

Hi Blue, I'm doing good how about you?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:35 pm

Sputnik, that really is cool...

and I heard they seel them in pairs, one for each foot, right?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:36 pm

Night everyone.....sweet dreams all.
I will think thoughts of all those who need jobs to find one.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:36 pm

I can take over bar no prob M.

I'm well, no jobs yet though. (sigh)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:36 pm

Some of us might need that LeChat, but would you need four?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:37 pm

Good night Ms. Sky.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:38 pm

I just want the vending machine. That thing is sooo cool.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:39 pm

Cover it with el wire and set it up on the playa....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:39 pm

hnmmm... I used to have a cat that would do figure eights... that's nice...

not so cheerful tonight, frenchpuss. see work thread for details...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:41 pm

goodnight M. Coffee will be ready in the morn

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:42 pm

Technically, sput, yes, I would... but since I often walk around on hind quarters too..

Either way, in all seriousness... I’ve never looked into these little things and am curious. MPG? $$$?

(diverts attention to a book he pulls from the ditty-bag and flips to a section marked "Work Thread")