The Bar

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:01 pm

aRe yOu rEfErRiNg tO mE? aNd wHo aRe yOu?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:06 pm

Who am I? Official board bitch, darlin'. Chimera. Starter of Holy Wars. SurlyTart.

I'd welcome some other explanation, but you've been harrassing these poor people for no apparent reason since the burn now. It seems like you could offer some decent reason... otherwise I have to assume it's some sort of jealousy complex. There seems to be a serious fixation here that I'm not understanding.

It's just extrapolation babe.

Here, pull up a stool and have a drink on me while you're talkin.'

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:08 pm

RJ: have a drink on me. I adore you.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:09 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:RJ: have a drink on me. I adore you.

Aw, you're gonna make me blush, baby.
Can ya make me a strooooong bloody mary?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:10 pm

eXcUsE mE! bUt i aLwAys gEt wHaT i wAnT.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:eXcUsE mE! bUt i aLwAys gEt wHaT i wAnT.

This doesn't mean much in current context, at least not without some background.

All you're getting so far is looking like a teenage girl. Reminds me a lot of when my professor's 16 year old daughter had a crush on my 20-something boyfriend a bunch of years ago. She acted a bit like you have been.

So what is it you want, uber? And how are you planning to get it? And do you not care who you hurt along the way?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:16 pm

Hello ladies... how’s things in here today?

Yikes!! Not sure what I just walked in on, but perhaps I'll just sit... over here.

And no brawlin' in the bar..

unless its in jello and you invite everyone else.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:17 pm

yIkEs....

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:18 pm

i aCtuAlLy dOn'T cArE aS LoNg aS i gEt mY wAy, aNd i aM 24 nOt 16.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:19 pm

Hey puss. I have a lap for ya. I'm just giving UbeR another chance to explain herself. She had a sit down a few months ago but ran off instead of continuing.. BTW, i'll need to duck out for 15 minutes at 3:30 ish. But i'm coming back; don't think i've deserted ya'll.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:20 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i aCtuAlLy dOn'T cArE aS LoNg aS i gEt mY wAy, aNd i aM 24 nOt 16.

I'm speaking of behaviour, not age. I'm also 24. You still haven't answered any of the questions. What's the deal?

And baby - no one always gets their way. And if you still think this, you'll soon be sorely disappointed.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:20 pm

RJ, did you want it strong on the alcohol, or strong like hot...?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:22 pm

Both please, GE.

Hey your people who know this stuff, is not caring who gets hurt along the way a type of sociopathy?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:23 pm

oBseSSion KnOws nO reAsOn....

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:23 pm

bUt i aLwAyS hAvE gOtTeN wHaT i wAnT. mY mOtHeR tAuGhT mE sO WeLL

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:24 pm

(Leaning over to sam and whispering)

not sure what's happening here... would you like a beer?

Hey puss. I have a lap for ya

(climbing past the inviting lap and on up to RJ's shoulders)

I'll just stay right here for a moment if that's alright. Higher vantage point, you know. I'll just ride along when you go and you can drop me off later when you return, ok?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:26 pm

i'm trying to not interfere but i can't take it anymore...

ANSWER THE QUESTION UBER:

WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL WITH HARASSING HELI AND NOW KRISTY????

Please explain it so that we can understand....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:26 pm

*leaning over to the cat in the lap* Yeah, thanks.... *gets interested in the lap* Ummmm..... is there room for two there?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:28 pm

bEcAuSe i wAnT hIm. eVeR sInCe i sAw hIm oN tHe cOaStEr.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:28 pm

Hola Tisha...

Seems I'm always leaving as you're getting here and I don't often get to say "Howdy".

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:31 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:bEcAuSe i wAnT hIm. eVeR sInCe i sAw hIm oN tHe cOaStEr.

Ummm.... do you think you're present approach is .... well.... very effective? I mean, is it working?... or is it having the opposite effect... are you scaring the bejesus out of him?

... just a thought....

and, in the BM community, nobody 'owns' anybody else, and you are talking about ownership here....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:32 pm

hello you sexy little kitty!!

bEcAuSe i wAnT hIm. eVeR sInCe i sAw hIm oN tHe cOaStEr.

thank you for the prompt and clear response!

i see. and this is one thing that you want that you will not get, so you harass him here where he has a haven among friends. he is pretty clearly not interested, and as it is simply jealous harassment we will jump on yer ass every time it happens. he is our friend, and this shit yer pulling is creepy and innappropriate.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:34 pm

Hmmm.. seems to me that you HAD changed your ways for a while...

and I had given you much credit for you apology and for your behaviour modification, uber...

I take it all back.

*puts RJ's bloody in the fridge until she gets back in*

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:35 pm

dO yOu rEaLLy tHiNk hE wAnTs hEr? oR tHe oThEr wAy? tHaT iS rEaLLy aMusSiNg

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:39 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:dO yOu rEaLLy tHiNk hE wAnTs hEr? oR tHe oThEr wAy? tHaT iS rEaLLy aMusSiNg

Does he 'want' you?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:39 pm

seems to me that you are doing a lot of assuming about two people that you, from what I understand, barely know.

*pouring a double of Jameson's*

And, it seems important to look at the fact that, (regardless of whether he wants her or she him), while you may want him, he has made it pretty clear that he doesn't want you. Not trying to be harsh, simply realistic.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:40 pm

ahhh, Sam. Need another drink? Seems as though we're on the same wavelength....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:41 pm

and it seems that they not only 'want' each other (in a really blissful and wonderful way), but they have 'had' each other for quite some time now.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:42 pm

damn, gotta go.

that was fun.

i'll tag rian back in on my way out...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:42 pm

Just felt like writing a little. It seemed almost pertinent.

In ancient time there was a sensei and a student. The student was so ever impatient with the teacher. Daily he would spout "I have learned many things when shall I be a master?". The teacher would shake his head and walk away. This went on for many years and for many years the teacher thought of how to resolve this problem. His student was indeed fluent with essential tactical moves and could damage most he saw but something was lacking. An understanding have you. So upon the next day the student asked with the same cocky tone. "I have learned many things when shall I be a master?" The teacher stooped and picked up a pebble. With it firmly in the center of his palm he closed his hand and said "When you can remove this pepple from my hand you may be called a master." The student began to think and over the course of many weeks attempted to gain possesion of the pebble. He would try to break his old masters grip upon this pebble but day after day without success. Then finally after many years the student became older and wiser. A nice spring day had arrived and the student looking run down and beated approached his master and said "Master may I have the pebble in your hand." The masters hand immediately opened allowing the student to claim his prize. The master then turned to his student to explain his lesson "Many times in life you will be confronted with pebbles in hard to reach places using force will not always secure the pebble. Sometimes just asking fo what one wants can open many doors."