The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:45 pm

Duke, I want a large long island ice tea.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:50 pm

good choice
i make the best LIT youve ever tasted...just ask the poeple i camped with
**mixes up his patented three foot LIT and slides it down the bar to sputnick**
Bottoms Up!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:50 pm

Toodles all. Take care.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:53 pm

oh....wait...you wanted a LARGE?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:54 pm

Later fishey

Duke! This is wonderful.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:57 pm

teehee!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:58 pm

okay, folks...

i'm on a vigilante mission... cleaning my apartment....

it started at work. I'm pissed about my employee being hired just to get laid off, I feel terrible (though he tells me not to: I can't help it), and so, when the regional told me to get rid of all the office furniture, I decided to sell it. so far, so good. so I just went on this spree, pricing everything I could think of. now I'm purging my apartment (just of garbage: not really of STUFF)

feels good.

anyway, I need a quick brewsky, and then I'm back to work!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:58 pm

hi sparkletarkle!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:00 pm

Duke, Rodent was in here the other night with an idea that I think you would be up for. Have you heard about the Gonzo Rampage?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:03 pm

GeE I really like purging too, of the not-needed stuff. Feels good to just get rid of it. I feel like I need to hang on to so many things just because and you never know, I might use that in 50 years! But clutters too much. Yeah. I'm a packrat.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:05 pm

well, then, here's to you and I, sparkle. may we purge that dead weight and feel lighter and springier...

(oh, and to RJ, because I love the hell outta her)

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:10 pm

yeah, cheers! Moving after living in the same house for 7 years is a great way to get the purge on.

GeeE.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:11 pm

buckethead alien wrote:I'm not even really here. Seriously.

Your never seriously anyway, right?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:13 pm

gonzo rampage...i like the sound of that...tell me more...i dont feel like digging through the thousands of new posts since i left...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:14 pm

rodent wrote:Ok... so here's the idea...

The Gonzo Rampage (or the Rampaging Gonzos).

Picture this, April 1st, Las Vegas... 20-100+ Hunter S.'s wandering the Vegas Strip, seeing how many casino's we can get kicked out of, nothing but a sea of cigarette holders and hawaiian shirts, mumbling semi-incoherently, perhaps with a few "lawers" in tow, behaving "like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance"

Starting out at The Pink Flamingo (of course), it would be sooooo WRONG... in all the right ways...

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:19 pm

Drink! I just finished doing 63 refernece calls on 9 applicants for one position. Shit

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:20 pm

Fuck! It looks like our east-coast isolation is going to end, sooner than expected. Just had our whole footing ripped out from underneath us.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:20 pm

watcha need heli? drink up...its on me....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:23 pm

omg...im soo fucking there...ill bring the suitcase of mindbending psychedelics and the portughese photographer named lacerda....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:24 pm

Schlitz

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:26 pm

POOF!

strolls in through fire place and walks to fridge where she deposits a bottle of chardonnay

Hiya all, what's going on?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:27 pm

good news and bad news heli...i got plenty of schlitz...but no clean glasses...hmmm...what can we possibly do about that
**tosses a bottle to helitack**

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:28 pm

RG, what does that mean?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:29 pm

hey sparkle, I think you may be right on about that dream I had. Thanks! It gives me a lot to think about.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:30 pm

It means my wife has just been recommended for an "administrative separation from service" in the navy by a psychologist, and we're going to be jobless and homeless in about 60 days.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:31 pm

Oh crap!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:32 pm

Cool, blue! Go get those banners!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:34 pm

sputnik wrote:Oh crap!

That's a bit of an understatement. Something more like "GodFuck!" Or "Fuck God in the ass until he chokes!" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:35 pm

Geez Mr. Genius, that sucks! But I'm sure you'll come up with something, you are Mr. Genius after all.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:37 pm

The DoD will pay to move us back to UT, and we can make a bit of money by doing that cheaper what they pay us for, but then it looks like bunking with Anti-M until I can get a CDL and go out OTR with her husband in order to pay for an apt.