The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:23 am

Good night and sleep well, my love... you whack-job!

And a good night to all e-playans everywhere! *We're almost down to 200 days!*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:25 am

*grabs Sensei's cold-fusion powered smoking apparatus*

fuck, this does it for Joel in the a.m.. lemee see how this works...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:26 am

Kee-rimeny Bucket!

I was half way down the block on the anti-gravity board when I heard you... Don't you ever sleep?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:27 am

*sssssssssssssssssuck*

holy shit.... what's this thing packed with?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:29 am

Rhino tranquilizer.

Does the trick for Sensei.

What?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:30 am

Oh, so I'll be shutting th efuck up soon?

I am getting up for the day, cap'n. Early to bed, etc... on the kid-sleep cycle, but in all truth, wait a sec...

*ssssssssssssssssuckk*

cough cough

...the hour I get from 6 to 7 a.m. is the only quiet time of the day I have.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:32 am

Well this is a fine way to start the day. Wake and bake, eh? What are you, in high school?

Pass the lighter, Beavis.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:34 am

Heh heh, you said...ach nevermind. Sensei! did you see--I fired off my propane flamethrower for the first time last night. It was fucking beautiful. By the way, what WAS tisha drinking? I love her when she's fired up like that.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:41 am

I haven't seen the pics yet, but I'll check the squid. You do realize that you're nuts? Remember what Richard Prior said, "When God wants your attention, he sets you on fire".

Yeah, Tish was in fireball mode tonight. She gets this look in her eye sometimes... I miss the hell out of her and she was only here a couple days. Bitch.

Where were we? Oh yeah. Watch the red button on that fusion der-der. It's a doozy. Here, watch...

Oh, and what did the neighbors think about your re-enacting the Wizard of Oz in the backyard? Any police response?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:41 am

Fuck. Stoned and alone. Well, maybe Sputnik will stroll in sometime soon and say something cheery.

*floats over to the never-ending juke and puts Miles Davis Live in Europe on repeat, begins staring at door*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:44 am

A-yee! Goddamit, Sensei, you are so fucking quiet! Don't sneak up on me like that!

I don't really have neighbors that can see the fire area, there's a state park across the street and lots of trees around.

No new pix on the site until tomorrow at the earliest.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:48 am

Well? The forest is still standing, I hope... I look forward to the pics.

I'm off; gotta sleep sometime. Take care Bucket and hold my seat for me will you? I may be out a while, but you know I'll be back...

Nitey-nite!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:56 am

Lates. And thanks for the Rhino-killer. DANG.

Some coffee might be good right about now. Coffee... hmmm. I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills... whoa... heh heh heh... I wonder what there is around here to eat...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:35 am

rodent wrote:Red White and Blue Beach www.redwhiteandbluebeach.com
It's a privately owned, clothing optional beach and campground just 45 minutes or so south of SF on Hwy 1 (there's a map on the website). It's a very beautiful place and is hightly burner friendly.

Funny thing is, I live on a privately owned, clothing optional beach that is a very beautiful place and highly burner friendly, but it's FUCKING FREEZING HERE and nobody wants to go outside after nightfall. So no pictures today.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:01 am

Sorry for not being around earlier BHA. Late night for me. Coffee..coffee...

ohhhhh...what's this?

*ssssssssssssssssuckk*

ahhhhhhhhh

Good shit Sensei

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:11 am

(Black cat wanders in after dragging around most of the morning)

Huh... guess they’re all in church this morning...

Heh, Heh...

(Begins to make the coffee, with extra care just for sputnik. Wipes up a strange mix of booze and chocolate milk that got sloshed when someone, who was apparently pretty tipsy, was tending bar in some frantic way. Writes a note and puts it on the fridge for Tish,

“A Barkeep as righteous as you has no place in feeling glum... smile for me, mama”.

Places a paw on the inking pad and signs the note with a print.)

Ok, whoever comes in after... coffee’s ready. See ya later!!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:12 am

Oh, sputnik... I didn’t hear you sneak on me...

How’s it today?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:14 am

Today is good LeChat. My ears are still a bit deaf from last night, but other than that I'm in top form.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:16 am

Punk rockin' Moms, huh?

Pretty awesome.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:18 am

What was in that drink last night.. after dreaming that a missplaced call had tom cruise with long blond hair (for his next movie roll) driving me to my job. and also watch mt. rainier doing a dance.

Gosh I have such weird dreams sometimes.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:22 am

It was a fun show. Snake Out plays a very agressive form of surf/rockabilly that includes hopped up versions of the theme from Green Acres and the Munsters.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:22 am

Morning RebA (slides over a coffee). I love those funky dreams too... and how they seem to make such perfect sense while in them. "Of course that mountain should be dancing... it does it all the time"

Well, I’m off to get a few things done today. House stuff... farm stuff... helping friends stuff...

Supposed to get to the high 50's here today. Beauty. I’m liking this global warming so far, but I figure when it reaches 160 degress F in the summers, I’ll be hating it.

See you, guys!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:23 am

Good Morning ReBa!

I see everyone is going for the eye avatars. LeChat, how about you? Zoom in on those agate eyes.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:25 am

Whoops, sorry for the typo on the name RebA! I know I hate it when people don't get mine right.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:33 am

No problem. the ! is just there for show. (sometimes)
I'll stick with water (i dont drink coffee) yes i know I;m a freak. thats why I fit in so well with this crowd here.

Yea it was odd. Mt. Rainier just kinda slid about 100 yards in one direction then slid back. Well then it started erupting.. but no one seemed to mind.

There was also a double frozen cosmo at this restaurant that used cat figurines to hold your menus down. The smallest item for dinner was this giant stuffed pork thing, the waitress said it would cover the plate. Oh yea.. tom cruise also bought my dinner after we (tom, my mom and I) wandered around in downtown. I was on a unicycle.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:37 am

Cool dream.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:31 am

Morning, folks. I'm doing water today myself.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:40 am

...and staying off my knee. Mother fucker, that hurts...What kind of idiot falls UP the stairs?? Me: Idiot of the Day.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:54 am

Damn, everybody is at church today.
Guess I'll turn on the TV and get ready for the Super Bowl...

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:18 am

church? wassat?
I'm eating breakfast of pancakes, sausage and bacon. I'm at the church of meat in the morning.