The Bar... Volume#2

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:15 pm

Good night Karine (and LeChat), Night Zule.

maybe we can have sewing machine races on the playa.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:26 pm

Hmmm... Leaky bar tap....

I know.

(some noise digging around in the back room)

A funnel, a hose and a pillow. Now just tie the funnel under the leaking beer tap and attach the hose.

there that should do it. Now I just lay down by the bar and stick the hose in my mouth.

Problem solved!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:46 pm

pulls funnel out of BB's mouth

Go take a pee dude.

Hey! It's Campari time.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:53 pm

*.....! ?... Huh? What?

Oh yeah. Leaky beer Tap. Well it ain't leakin' now.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:55 pm

Hi BC! how are you and the the hen doing?
Thanks BC. That looks good. (taking proferred drink) What's in it?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:26 pm

Campari OJ. Great Saturday afternoon sipper.

Hen's good. Thanks. I'm taking her out for sushi and jazz tonight. Kurt Elling! Awesome.

See ya!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:43 am

ok BC, not that I ever listen to Dr.'s but I thought sushi was no no for hen w/ egg.
Although back before dok's said that I ate tons of seafood.
what you get is eggs with IQ's over the top!
so dont expect your chick will ever be satisfied with toys out of the box...the box it came in, on the other hand will delight them for hours!
as they reinvent it into all kinds of thing.

Man if I had it to do over again, dont we all say that?, I would have just got them interesting cardboard and safety sissors!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:11 am

She went for the cooked stuff, but I had incredible sashimi. Just perfect. That and some brilliant sake and a little puff before the show ....

No regrets toy-wise, except we wish we'd never turned on the t.v. We keep it to a minimum, but the chicky is definitely addicted and that thing is a brain sucker.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:37 am

how old is chick #1 ???
boxes my fine sir boxes...children love boxes!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:34 am

Speaking of toys, Look what I got Iâ€™m the first one on my block to get one,... Cool Ha!

Now I have to decide what nasty disgusting thing I want to do with it is just to nasty and disgusting,.......

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:03 pm

Hey I found this Old Magazine in the back room. Is this yours Z?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:17 pm

Cool Mozy, but I think it must be a fake, I donâ€™t think any Apokiliptikans are built as well as the guy in the background,...

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:21 pm

Zule! Your Anne Bonny doll, tres magnifico! (IE: nice work, and a fine likeness)

When you tie her up, does she swear like a sailor? (essential for authenticity)

My my. This takes me back.....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:06 pm

Ooh! ooh! an action figure. I want one, I want one. Can I have one please. How much does it cost? I can print lots ... I mean I have lots of Killbucks. How much does it cost?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:15 pm

Almost time for the whisky and sunset ritual...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:25 pm

Oh, by the way........ The man burns in 181 days!.............

Life is a waterfall
we're one in the river
and one again after the fall
swimming through the void
we hear the word
we lose ourselves
but we find it all....
cause we are the ones that want to play

The city's aflood
And our love turns to rust
We're beaten and blown by the wind
Trampled in dust
I'll show you a place
High on a desert plain
Where the streets have no name

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:35 pm

Well that didn't work

Hi Titwi!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:48 pm

Heya BoxB!

How are you this fine eve?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:05 pm

I am doing fine. Hanging out at work and being yelled at by customers. Some with legitimate complaints and some not. But hey... Life is good.

How are you doing?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:26 pm

Fab......

And we sing!!!!......

There's another world inside of me
That you may never see
There's secrets in this life
That I can't hide
Somewhere in this darkness
There's a light that I can't find
Maybe it's too far away...
Maybe I'm just blind...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:41 pm

How can you see into my eyes
like open doors?
leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb
Without a soul;
my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold,
until you find it there and lead it back home.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:46 pm

Now that is nice.

Anything new I should know about? With the hours I keep I find it hard to keep up. I can't log in to Terminal city from work. PM me if needed.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:51 pm

Naw... you're reading too much into my poetry...... Er, song lyrics.....
It's Love, Life, and Happy-ness, and 181 days!.......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:59 pm

hellooooo everyone!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:24 pm

Boy, don't you worry... you'll find yourself.
Follow you heart and nothing else.
And you can do this if you try.
All I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won't you do this for me son,
If you can?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:33 pm

I do ever so like it when my honey sings!
smooches!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:36 pm

Send away for a priceless gift
One not subtle, one not on the list
Send away for a perfect world
One not simply, so absurd
In these times of doing what you're told
You keep these feelings, no one knows
What ever happened to the young man's heart
Swallowed by pain, as he slowly fell apart...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:46 pm

yea, sing it Heli!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:07 pm

Damn! those were some long hairy assed calls. What did I miss?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:10 pm

gues I should refresh the screen before posting.