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Turtleburp · Post by **Turtleburp** » Wed May 08, 2013 3:01 am

Bring me the head of Simon of the Playa

Turtleburp · Post by **Turtleburp** » Wed May 08, 2013 4:09 pm

Take your kick starter and stick it up your arse hole.

Need coffee - so angry- I would like to write a scathing song...

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 11, 2013 9:25 am

If you were actually humble, you wouldn't be tell us you're humble.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 11, 2013 10:32 am

uh......oh, never mind

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun May 12, 2013 3:40 am

ok yea ive been away but i want to say, what you said in public hurt my feeling, taking it back in private isnt anywhere near making up for it, buts its ok i guess i just took my thick skin off for a while.

i came back because it seems people missed me (they need to align there sights i guess)

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun May 12, 2013 4:15 am

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun May 12, 2013 4:22 am

knowmad wrote:

NOOOOOOOO!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun May 12, 2013 4:52 am

theCryptofishist wrote:No, it's not your destiny to go to burningman this year. Believe it or not, going to burningman is rather too trivial to be anyone's destiny. (Well, maybe Larry Harvey's, but not on the "participant" level.) No, your destiny is to have a really interesting tumor, or to have your home fall into a sink hole, or to always be half an hour late when it matters, or to make buttons on an assembly line, or to kill the one you love. Burningman is a side trip.

This should be a standard response to anyone that uses destiny in there begging post. i may have wee'd a little when i read it.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun May 12, 2013 6:36 am

yeah she's been on a roll lately.
Page two might be a good place for you to pick up where you left off. it's kinda cryptic. but then when you come across those threads, ZING!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun May 12, 2013 6:43 am

Oh, and to make this very ironic, my theme camp has a kickstarter to fund the camp. So I guess I'm just a hypocrite!
Shit talking sociopath?

there fixed that for you.

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun May 12, 2013 8:55 am

The Elephant that is your supposed recovery shits over every post you make about your “Bartender Judging” project and your girlfriend's plea for money for more booze for your bar. Are we seriously supposed to forget where you were for a year (and what got you there) and applaud these projects?

All I can see in the project is a blatant positioning of yourself for the best possible drinks and VIP service for the week (for the price of a helmet???). So much for your sobriety.

Everything about this bamboozles me. Completely.

Don't like to judge. Really, I don't.
Don't like to be asked to sit in the fool's seat either. I doubt any of us do. It bugs me big time.

Anyone else. Just not you. Not that.

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Mon May 13, 2013 4:34 pm

For FUCKS sake - learn to spell.
It
is
not
that
hard
use
spell-check

The occasional one is ok when typing in a hurry - but FUCK YOU you stupid (deleted what I wrote) person.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon May 13, 2013 4:38 pm

International Incident wrote:For FUCKS sake - learn to spell.
It
is
not
that
hard
use
spell-check

The occasional one is ok when typing in a hurry - but FUCK YOU you stupid (deleted what I wrote) person.

write?

Sirius Lee...

i'm a student of language, but the whole phonetic thing is getting old...

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat May 18, 2013 2:02 am

delle wrote:The Elephant that is your supposed recovery shits over every post you make about your “Bartender Judging” project and your girlfriend's plea for money for more booze for your bar. Are we seriously supposed to forget where you were for a year (and what got you there) and applaud these projects?

All I can see in the project is a blatant positioning of yourself for the best possible drinks and VIP service for the week (for the price of a helmet???). So much for your sobriety.

Everything about this bamboozles me. Completely.

Don't like to judge. Really, I don't.
Don't like to be asked to sit in the fool's seat either. I doubt any of us do. It bugs me big time.

Anyone else. Just not you. Not that.

+10

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sat May 18, 2013 3:17 pm

*hugs delle*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun May 19, 2013 9:36 pm

Oh fuck, don't scold us about how much greenhouse gas the states are putting out when your footprint has to be utterly obscene with all that flying from Australia to the burn.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon May 20, 2013 6:11 am

You're stupid stubborn obstinance in regards to feathers is just annoying. In fact it down right pisses me off. If I could reach through my screen and slap a bitch I surely would.

And I don't give a fuck if you bike ride naked or not

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Mon May 20, 2013 12:46 pm

DONT BACK SASS ME YOUNG MAN... YOURE GONNA IRON THAT SHIRT LIKE I SAID.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Mon May 20, 2013 1:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:If you were actually humble, you wouldn't be tell us you're humble.

Well, I'm the most open minded person ever ... because no one has been able to convince me otherwise!

lol, always liked the asymmetry of those kinds of statements

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon May 20, 2013 2:51 pm

If you have to tell somebody you are something, then you're probibly not.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Mon May 20, 2013 3:06 pm

"I'm an artist"

- Justin Bieber 5/19/13

lol

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 20, 2013 4:32 pm

lucky420 wrote:You're stupid stubborn obstinance in regards to feathers is just annoying. In fact it down right pisses me off. If I could reach through my screen and slap a bitch I surely would.

And I don't give a fuck if you bike ride naked or not

I'm amazed that this person thinks that's an identifying characteristic! Doesn't speak well of general intelligence.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 22, 2013 12:41 pm

wow people in Asshole must be easily entertained, very drunk.. or, perhaps both!

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Wed May 22, 2013 2:22 pm

lucky420 wrote:You're stupid stubborn obstinance in regards to feathers is just annoying. In fact it down right pisses me off. If I could reach through my screen and slap a bitch I surely would.

And I don't give a fuck if you bike ride naked or not

I hate to be that guy (but I'll be that guy to look like an ass), but "you're" = "you are".

Still, your heart was in right place, and "you're stupid" is entirely appropriate with respect to the original thread.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 22, 2013 2:25 pm

learn some grammer

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed May 22, 2013 5:15 pm

BBadger wrote:
lucky420 wrote:You're stupid, stubborn obstinance in regards to feathers is just annoying. In fact it down right pisses me off. If I could reach through my screen and slap a bitch I surely would.

And I don't give a fuck if you bike ride naked or not
I hate to be that guy (but I'll be that guy to look like an ass), but "you're" = "you are".

Still, your heart was in right place, and "you're stupid" is entirely appropriate with respect to the original thread.

there fixed it

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 22, 2013 6:53 pm

For future reference:

...and I like boobies.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu May 23, 2013 4:03 pm

FUND THIS MAN!

that joke never gets old.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 23, 2013 5:47 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:FUND THIS MAN!

that joke never gets old.

yes!! the voyage of.

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Thu May 23, 2013 6:17 pm

Before you start shitting on some virgin (who asked a perfectly valid question) and fire off a smug, self righteous diatribe about how everyone else is doing it wrong and how nobody can measure up to your level of self reliance, kindly drive your medicare scooter up to the nearest well-lighted, handicapped-accessible mirror, plonk your geriatric ass down on your double-wide sacro-saver seat, empty your pill containers into the sink, and with an alcohol-besotted voice repeat after me: "I may not be self reliant in Real Life, but when I pretend I am, its on EPlaya. I have a DSL line, 7300 posts, and you will damn Skippy listen to me when I am shitting on virgins. Or my redneck kid will scream at you. In WalMart"

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