Note To Self

FireFox · Post by **FireFox** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:23 am

Forgive the double-post, but I wish to request permission to post the following shitty macro:

On with your business.

MrGAJ5001 · Post by **MrGAJ5001** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:08 pm

Note to Self: Invent something that will make it possible to know great looking women, without wanting to fuck them.

FireFox · Post by **FireFox** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:37 pm

MrGAJ5001 wrote:Note to Self: Invent something that will make it possible to know great looking women, without wanting to fuck them.

Not possible.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:52 pm

FireFox wrote:
MrGAJ5001 wrote:Note to Self: Invent something that will make it possible to know great looking women, without wanting to fuck them.
Not possible.

blindness.

MrGAJ5001 · Post by **MrGAJ5001** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:32 pm

The only thing blindness would do is make you want to fuck more women.

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:47 pm

Come on - the better looking they are the worse fuck they are.

MrGAJ5001 · Post by **MrGAJ5001** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:53 pm

Hmm...there's only one way to be sure about that. Rigorous testing!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:09 pm

MrGAJ5001 wrote:The only thing blindness would do is make you want to fuck more women.

No. It just makes that awkwardness inherant in asking "Will you wear this paper bag?" a moot point.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:13 pm

With no moon this year the darkness will work to one's advantage.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:27 pm

Harumph!

Just remember, it you go after me, you have to provide some sort of entertainment for the mrFishist.

FireFox · Post by **FireFox** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:28 pm

Wait, you're planning on blowing up the moon too?!

MrGAJ5001 · Post by **MrGAJ5001** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:37 pm

Well, a test is a test, and it can't be a test without subjects...so fine. What kinda things is the MrFishist into? Guitars? Guinness? I'm sure we'll get long just fine!

BLOW UP THE MOON!? Nice! Though...without that...how will we know when harvest time has come?

FireFox · Post by **FireFox** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:59 pm

we'll guess.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:26 pm

NTS: must stop procrastinating.
1) Empty truck
2) Put empty totes in truck
3) Start filling bins with BM stuff
Continue at increasingly frequent intervals until truck is pulling out of driveway on the way to Lake Lahontan.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:26 pm

NTS: fucking remember thursday at 6:pm...

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:23 am

FireFox wrote:
MrGAJ5001 wrote:Note to Self: Invent something that will make it possible to know great looking women, without wanting to fuck them.
Not possible.

Thats what Gay men are for, Silly Boy!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:26 am

Do not EVER splash Thai pepper sauce in my eye again.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:53 am

AntiM wrote:Do not EVER splash Thai pepper sauce in my eye again.

Aieee!

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:36 am

or snort it....

noticeably,

rebbily

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:54 am

So what did I have for brunch today? Sushi. What did I get a big glob of stuck to the bottom of my California Roll? Wasabi. Aieee indeed.

I can breathe freely now, at least I missed my eye this time ...

There's Habanero sauce in the fridge, I may go for three times tomorrow.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:55 pm

I want a T-shirt that reads:
HAVE YOU FUCKED ME YET?

curlyhugz · Post by **curlyhugz** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:18 pm

every year i'm out at BM i send myself a postcard with a "note to self" of something i want to remember to do the following year along with some cool memories i had/made.....i usually get it a day or two after i get home and it always makes me smile....a little post playa happiness in this crazy world as i try to readjust to it :o)

just thought i'd put my 2 cents in :o)

much luv n hugz,
curly

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:40 pm

So what was the NTS this year, Curly??

and for Ugly Dougly - DIY: http://www.99dogs.com/

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:47 pm

My NTS: Spend more time starin' at Tish... YUM!

BTW - One of my favorite memories from this year was when Blueniteowl and I came across Tish's bar out on the playa late one night - but Tish was nowhere in sight. Blue and I thought this suspicious, so we hung around to see what's what. A few minutes later we heard this drunk chick on a megaphone and guess who that was?

Tish, you are SO fine!

p.s. I'm off to Little Rock (actually Hot Springs!) TOMORROW! I'll kiss on Giggles real hard fer ya'. Oh, HELL YEAH!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:52 pm

Sensei wrote:My NTS: Spend more time starin' at Tish... YUM!

BTW - One of my favorite memories from this year was when Blueniteowl and I came across Tish's bar out on the playa late one night - but Tish was nowhere in sight. Blue and I thought this suspicious, so we hung around to see what's what. A few minutes later we heard this drunk chick on a megaphone and guess who that was?

Tish, you are SO fine!

p.s. I'm off to Little Rock (actually Hot Springs!) TOMORROW! I'll kiss on Giggles real hard fer ya'. Oh, HELL YEAH!

what drunk chick was screwin' around on my megaphone at my bar????? i'll kick her ass!!!

hey - go see Shouts Out...someone's lookin' fer you...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:49 pm

NTS - keep expectations low and *roll with the fucking blows*!!!!

mars · Post by **mars** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:20 am

Dear self:

Send self a note to self

from Burning Man, like Curly did.

Love,
Self

P.S. Love self

///////////////////

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:46 pm

NTS: Dark Skies in spring, most assuredly.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:27 pm

NTS: Do not, under any circumstances, hand-squeeze limes with a fresh cut on your finger. Maybe this should have gone in the Fuck! thread. Cross-apply as necessary.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:15 pm

NTS...... read my lips "no new notes !"

Note To Self

...........You're Gonna Poke Your Eye Out With That Thing...