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robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:59 pm

Please try to keep up.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:09 am

Did you mention that for a reason? Am I supposed to be so impressed that I give you a ticket?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:59 am

You know about collision alarms? They go off when a ship is too close to another ship. Some people need irony alarms--great big sirens that scream AAAAAAaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah when they're about to say something that completely contradicts something said or done in the past.

Yes, I'm aware that many people think that applies to me.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:55 am

We need signposts in here.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:01 am

burningrubber.jpg

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:40 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:You know about collision alarms? They go off when a ship is too close to another ship. Some people need irony alarms--great big sirens that scream AAAAAAaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah when they're about to say something that completely contradicts something said or done in the past.

Yes, I'm aware that many people think that applies to me.

What's funny is my playa ship has an AAAAOOOOgah horn on it...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:52 pm

As well it should.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:52 pm

Well the truth is proof.. The doctors and nurses completed a thankless job.. (I know I didn't thank them).. The results At the End: I'm a perfect Asshole... Not even one polyps..

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:23 pm

unjonharley wrote:Well the truth is proof.. The doctors and nurses completed a thankless job.. (I know I didn't thank them).. The results At the End: I'm a perfect Asshole... Not even one polyps..

Well, unjon, I'm glad you're OK.

I had my colonoscopy last week. Don't ask what the results were.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:55 am

pics or it didn't happen.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:54 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:pics or it didn't happen.

Geez, there's always a wag out there who wants to violate your medical records when you've been violated.

**sees Simon raising his hand**

**Rhino raises a single-finger salute in return**

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:25 pm

I thought you were supposed to post all your pictures on Facebook.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:40 pm

Elderberry wrote:I thought you were supposed to post all your pictures on Facebook.

I'm not even ON Facecrack. Yep. I'm a holdout.

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:12 pm

OMG Horror of horrors! Not on Facebook?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:37 am

Burning Man, You spend a fortune to live like the homeless..

Joeln · Post by **Joeln** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:25 am

Burning man: where we leap to conclusions like lemmings off a cliff.

What could possibly go wrong?

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:36 am

Elderberry wrote:I thought you were supposed to post all your pictures on Facebook.
^Rhino! wrote:I'm not even ON Facecrack. Yep. I'm a holdout.

you and me both
I don't even know how to use it.
I don't even have a smartphone. Maybe I should be Amish

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:09 pm

Thecatman wrote:
Elderberry wrote:I thought you were supposed to post all your pictures on Facebook.
^Rhino! wrote:I'm not even ON Facecrack. Yep. I'm a holdout.
you and me both
I don't even know how to use it.
I don't even have a smartphone. Maybe I should be Amish

Take it one step further, catman.

All I have is a flipphone.

At work, I have a tablet (cloud-linked), GPS accurate to the centimeter, and access to all kinds of toys.

But NOTHING has yet beaten my judgement and a Brunton compass. Tried and true. They don't even have programs yet that do some of the things I'm capable of with a dozen measures of strike and dip off an outcrop face, a stratigraphic description, and visual verification of conditions.

southern crone · Post by **southern crone** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:32 am

All I have is a no contract flip phone with over 7000 min. built up on it.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:35 am

Flip phones, sliders and candy bar phones are called "feature phones". In developing countries they have more features than here though.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:41 am

Give my phone a bath in the washing machine..

Did you know flip phones are Not water proof.

Now soaking it in rice and oatmeal.. Maybe its hungry.. Will try to get the data off it in another few days..

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:07 am

Oh fer fuque saque! Blow into some kids' sandbox and they're going to get pissy.
Yes we have made a career of answering dumb questions...for the billionth time.
Just use the damn search box numbskull.

Joeln · Post by **Joeln** » Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:55 am

And in other news...

Robbidobbs has found the perfect blend on her meds

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:38 am

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:50 pm

Side affects: MAY CAUSE RASPBERRIES!!!

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:29 am

So you wanna make a little scratch off the life-changing bucket list festival?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:36 am

cats away, mice will play.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:40 pm

When I think of the direction society and the Burn has taken, you are high on the list of who I thank.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:38 pm

As a soon to be 'first time burner" I'd just like to point out that you're doing it wrong.

And I am offended by this.

digital · Post by **digital** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:47 pm

If you purchased more than two tickets and violate the rules clearly set forth by ticketing then don't bitch when those ticket orders are canceled.
Furthermore, if you cannot follow simple rules then you should not be trying to survive for a week in the Nevada desert.
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