The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:12 am

{pokes her pillow-fuzzy head up from the NEB, blinks a couple of times, checks the time}

good gawd. A four hour nap (in reality camp). If I could get warm, I might feel somewhat human. I should go sit in that blasted sunshine that's been mocking me all day.

Yer bum crease, eh? Stretch, stretch, stretch those muscles.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:26 am

I have a headache that I just know a beer would fix.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:28 am

{genie blinks a tecate in front of buckethead}

Off to the shower. A very hot shower.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:31 am

Thank you. I think I will just hold it against my head for a few minutes.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:38 am

Afternoon to ya both. I think I need to kick off the weekend a little early with a nice strong sugary alcohol.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:50 am

Wow! Maybe I should strip off this camoflauge and then maybe someone will see me. That or I should grow some tits. Hmm

Jason

PS I promise I showered this morning.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:03 pm

Oy, sammich!!

how goes it?

Beer?

Oh, man.. what's this here???

(A note reads, in scrawed out letters on a slightly damp piece of paper: Dear Cat... here’s a special drink just for you)

Just for me!?!

*gulp*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:19 pm

sparkletarte wrote:Ah, back from the gym. Sore legs. It feels like I pulled a muscle right where you get the bum crease- weird.

I would be more than happy to massage that for you... massage would be great therapy... for both of us...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:22 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:Oy, sammich!!

how goes it?

Beer?

Oh, man.. what's this here???

(A note reads, in scrawed out letters on a slightly damp piece of paper: Dear Cat... here’s a special drink just for you)

Just for me!?!

*gulp*

It goes quietly. I need to ditch out on work but I would get busted pretty quickly.

Beer? Sure how about a frosty Newcastle?

What is new in your part of the world?

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:31 pm

hello fellas. Anyone know of a miracle cure for this horrible malady which is threatening to deny me my one glorious night of carousing??? I'm about to start sniveling and whining.

[whining]I wanna go danci-i-ing but I'm si i i ick.....[/whining]

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:39 pm

gigglesnort wrote:hello fellas. Anyone know of a miracle cure for this horrible malady which is threatening to deny me my one glorious night of carousing??? I'm about to start sniveling and whining.

[whining]I wanna go danci-i-ing but I'm si i i ick.....[/whining]

Lemon Ginger Echinechea. It is a great cure for what ails ya.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:42 pm

[sigh]

Life is not a competition is it? It's not all me vs them, I'm better than that person, etc, etc (unless of course you are in sports or something and even then...). Isn't it you're doing your thing, I'm doing my thing, cool, it's all good, you do your thing as best as you can, I'll do likewise. If you're going to give me a hard time, I'll learn from that and do better or I'll just not spend my time with you... Isn't it?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:49 pm

Um. I guess I don't need the background on that. Have a drink on me.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:54 pm

cheers. *clink*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:55 pm

sparkletarte wrote:[sigh]

Life is not a competition is it? It's not all me vs them, I'm better than that person, etc, etc (unless of course you are in sports or something and even then...). Isn't it you're doing your thing, I'm doing my thing, cool, it's all good, you do your thing as best as you can, I'll do likewise. If you're going to give me a hard time, I'll learn from that and do better or I'll just not spend my time with you... Isn't it?

My cure? I'm better then everyone, even if it's not true...

I have a friend of thirty some odd years who is always competing with me, and it sucks. I finally figured out that I would just ignore all that bullshit and take the friendship. It worked. I'm still better than he is at many things, but who gives a shit, because I fucking rawk! And because I rawk, I let him think that it actually meant something to beat me at... whatever.

It's a mind game I play with myself...

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:59 pm

Wow, I've just read the most well thought out essay of psudo-science I've read in a looooong time. Seems Richard Hogland now has proof... PROOF!! that Saturn's moon Iapetus is...

wait for it...

wait for it...

...an artificial SPACESHIP!!!

It's a kinda fun read, at least to find the giant leaps in logic, half assed image interpretations, half-assed corralations, painfully forced geometric overlays and complete ignorance any data that might be contradict the (i shudder to even use the word) hypothesis.

http://www.enterprisemission.com/moon1.htm

I love psudo-science wackos, they make the world more colorful.

Pour me a belt of scotch... it's payday

"That's no moon... it's a spacestation!"
-Obi Wan

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:03 pm

Hm new shipment of vodka just came in. Cape Codders anyone?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:07 pm

Wow rodent. I'm not the conossieur you are, but I got to wonder about the italics on after in "Speaking of names: Cassini would go on to eventually discover the largest “gap” in Saturn’s splendid, bewilderingly complex rings, five years after discovering Iapteus … in 1676." That seems like hype over content. Why is the year important? Fishy confoosed.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Hm new shipment of vodka just came in. Cape Codders anyone?

There's a beer in Vietnam (33) that's like that... sometimes a bottle had alcohol in it, and sometimes a bottle had waaaaay too much alcohol in it.... and then you'd get 'floaters' in it........ Vietnamese version of Russian Roulette....

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:13 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Why is the year important? Fishy confoosed.

Ohhhh don't worry... I'm sure Hogland will find some "hyperdimentional corrilation" between the date and something-or-other... His "science", "research" and "investigations" are like that

Big surprise that he's a frequent guest on Art Bell...

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:15 pm

Would this

fit on the wall?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:17 pm

rodent wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Why is the year important? Fishy confoosed.
Ohhhh don't worry... I'm sure Hogland will find some "hyperdimentional corrilation" between the date and something-or-other... His "science", "research" and "investigations" are like that :)

Big surprise that he's a frequent guest on Art Bell...

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Oh, oh, It's that "daughters of scientists don't have open enough minds to truly see" thing again. Better see if I can schedule a Phineas Gage procedure.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:27 pm

Above it lies a remarkably geometric “waffle pattern” – more evidence that all on Iapetus is not quite “natural.”

Ah, it's the old sinister waffle pattern. So that's what the eatees are after--our waffles!

We will never surrender our waffles!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:34 pm

Ahhh, not the waffles!

I must go secure my fortifications.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:40 pm

Good plan, Msky.

Hey wait, you're an eatee. And Buckethead too! What are you plotting! Where are you taking our waffles?

*Fishy reaches for bar alarm*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:40 pm

I thought you said fornications...

hey..I heard that somewhere before.

Time to hit the road.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:42 pm

I saw "fornications" too. Hmmm.

"A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:43 pm

Fortifications

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:44 pm

Freud had an awful lot of slips for someone who isn't a cross dresser.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:54 pm

Sometimes a silk woman's undergarment ...you know the rest.