The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:55 pm

Do I save the waffles by demanding a waffle loyalty oath from all bar patrons?

Or

Do I risk the waffles being stolen by Martiansky, Buckethead Alien and any other space visitor, but keep the open spirit of the bar intact?

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:56 pm

man, wasted time on a keyword search.

for the waffles, I was trying to find this great parody of a liquor bottle titled "Uncle Julius's Fine Maple Syrup Liquor" from the comic book "cerebus".

No luck...

Another moment of comedy lost...

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:00 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Sometimes a silk woman's undergarment ...you know the rest.

I don't know any silk women. . .

I've eaten a silk worm or two.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:28 pm

Oh well, a lack of objections=consent. It is the americanway.

*fishy sits down with markers. Shortly she has produced a sign that reads:
All Bar Patrons Must Swear to Protect the Waffles BEFORE Recieving a Drink!!! This Means You!
She hangs it on the wall behind the bar*

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:30 pm

Wow, no one's been drinking for almost 30 minutes. Has the bar ever been so quiet on a Friday afternoon? I guess everyone is otherwise engaged...

Hey fishy, want some blood worms?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:31 pm

Those are the HIV free blood worms, I hope.

IF yes, yes.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:34 pm

Yes they are. Will you please not let me go over -there- anymore? Please. Make me get back to work.

Deep breath.

Okay.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:35 pm

Okay Rabbi! I'm going to have to bite your butt in the bar because I won't let myself over there any more.

So drop'em!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:37 pm

*fishy loads flame thrower and prepares to give it to RG*

3 Pete's Wicked ales. I need a drink. And then some. And then some more.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:39 pm

imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry

stop it! My eyes are watering from laughing!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:40 pm

Okay look! I have a very serious meeting with the credit union manager at 4 about a loan! This will just not do!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:41 pm

(Black cat walks into the bar wearing a very large, finely feathered and glittery hat)

How’s about a drink?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:42 pm

Thanks, fishy. I think I'll need that. But something stronger to drink.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:42 pm

ONe Jack Daniels and catnip. Now just recite your waffle loyalty oath please.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:45 pm

I do solemnly swear to protect all waffles from all enemies, both foreign and domestic, real and imagined, even at the cost of one of my own lives...

That good enough?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:45 pm

[whisper]Okay, forget it, Kitty, I trust you. NO waffle oath. Good kitty, bring porter kitty. Here's your drink. Just don't tell anyone you got it without the oath.[/whisper}

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:46 pm

No, we want two of your lives, noir.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:47 pm

Genius! Here's a flame thrower if you need to clean up the "miracle" thread!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:47 pm

Psssst... is there a secret handshake?

Hey, wait a minute... did you just violate your own oath there?

(stares at his drink with great suspicion)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:48 pm

kitty! wanna cuddle?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:49 pm

*fishy grabs paw in fin and twists both oddly*
You're clear.

And Genius. Some late harvest Vodka.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:49 pm

I think the work is done. There's no rooting the jester out of there, but the rest of you will notice that I've superglued your asses to your stools. This is for your own good.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:50 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:And Genius. Some late harvest Vodka.

got an audible laugh from me.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:50 pm

No, we want two of your lives, noir.

Nope... too steep for me, Ranger. Here... would you like a drink? It’s JD and catnip

Let me know if it tastes ok.

what? cuddle?

Oh, yeah...

(zooms under the NEB)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:51 pm

hey all!

I need a fucking drink. And I want to buy Rian one, too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:52 pm

Waffle Loyalty oaths please.

*fishy preps two drinks*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:54 pm

I'm not caught up. I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Just trust me on this one, okay?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:55 pm

In confirmation of which I hereby dedicate my life, soul, and all corporal powers, and with the dagger which I now receive I will subscribe my name written in my blood in testimony thereof; and should I prove false or weaken in my determination, may my brethren and fellow soldiers of the militia of the Waffle cut off my hands and feet and my throat from ear to ear, my belly opened and sulphur burned therein with all the punishment that can be inflicted upon me on earth and my soul shall be tortured by demons in eternal hell forever.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:56 pm

Okay, it's about aliens landing on earth and taking our waffles.

I'll trust you this once, but you gotta understand this is the biggest threat that the bar's been under since the chipmonks.

Go Waffles!!!!!!

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:57 pm

I'll take that drink, fishy.

The Bar

Fishy's moral dilemma