The Bar... Volume#2

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:35 pm

Please, the memories...

I can't take it

Nudge nudge? Wink wink? Brrrrp... brrrrp.....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:43 pm

Spam does not have to be eaten. There are lots of other uses.

To illustrate, we present you with ...

The Spam Beer Mug!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:47 pm

Aw, man! The Kernul's here, too?!

What the heck am I going to do with this samovar?!

B. (trying to get rid of the durned thing. Cut it and nowhere to paste!)

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:54 pm

Spam and Samovars? I am dying.... oh, ohhhhh....... where fore art thou....

(deflating sound.....)

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:13 pm

Enough belly quenching, mouth watering, goodness, foodstuffs!...

It's time for nakedness and beer!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:19 pm

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 am

oh Boy something similar...
I closed the bar last night? and opened it? heheheeee

Rocket75377 · Post by **Rocket75377** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:35 am

That spam reminds me of a creative thirteen year-old's masturbatory aid.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:00 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Spam and Samovars? I am dying.... oh, ohhhhh....... where fore art thou....

(deflating sound.....)

*fishy goes to her castle and begins working on the Spamovar*

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:25 pm

Those girls ain't got no clothes on...!

(Durn! I done spilled the beer in my lap...

)

er, gotta go!

B. (looking for a change of pants....)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:35 pm

Nekkid is perfectly natural.

Although all the bouncing on a tractor might be a bit much.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:46 pm

wikipedia wrote:Douglas Adams claimed that he got his idea for the novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy during a visit to Innsbruck in 1971, lying drunk in a field looking up at the stars.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:59 pm

'twas his birthday yesterday, yanno.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:12 pm

No, I didn't.

If I was still making a perpetual calendar of important dates, that would be on it, though.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:14 pm

wikipedia also wrote:No Pants Day is an international 'holiday' occasionally observed in several Western and other countries on the first Friday in May by not wearing any pants (trousers)[citation needed]. The use of the word pants is the American English version meaning trousers (the item of clothing covering both legs worn as the outermost garment). The idea of the holiday is to celebrate the freedom associated with not wearing any pants [citation needed].

The recommended No Pants Day attire is thick, appropriately modest boxer shorts. Other types of underwear, including bloomers, slips, briefs, and boxer briefs all work as well.

In addition to pants, the wearing of other conventional leg coverings, such as skirts and dresses, shorts, and kilts is also discouraged.

Could it translate to playa?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:19 pm

the well-shielded Cryptofishist wrote:Could it translate to playa?

I thought it already did?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:24 pm

oOoOpS!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:24 pm

Time for afternoon refreshments, fruity drinks division.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:26 pm

'Scuse me, UbEr, didn't mean to bump into you. How have you been?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:26 pm

a gIn aNd tOnIc wOuLd dO tHe tRiCk

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:28 pm

Here you are. I always think of this as a summer drink, but I suppose its warm in Las Vegas.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:29 pm

yEs iT's hOt aNd i aM wAiTiNg fOr mY bOoTy CaLL, aS sOmEoNe sO aPtLy pUt iT

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:21 pm

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:22 pm

Fishy...how did your CnB go?
Sorry we missed this one, we WILL come to one I promise!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:06 pm

Hey Folks,

Just makin my rounds and thought I'd stop by and see how y'all are doing. Hey Pinemom!!!

Just working my little booty off. Keepin my eyes on the prize. Lookin forward to sharing my love with you all.

Starting to get nice and warm 'round these parts. WooHoo.

Big Hugs and Kisses to you all.
Love and Warm Fuzzies,
Lorgasm

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:35 pm

What's that smell?

Damn! There's rotting spamfish on the floor.

Don't look fishy!

Hope it gets cleaned up soon.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:38 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:
Time for afternoon refreshments, fruity drinks division.

Woo-hoo! I think I will drink 'til I pass out!

(somebody wake me up in time for driving into Madison, WI in the morning. Gotta lot of stuff to do there, and somewhere to be by 11:00am....)

B.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:41 pm

Where? The BratHaus?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:57 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Where? The BratHaus?

Not nearly as much fun, unfortunately. Adecco, to try'n get temp work. I also need to stop at the DMV to see about getting a replacement for my W2 which disappeared during the move, at a grocery store I used to work at to see if they were supposed to send me a W2 (I don't recall if I worked there the first week of 2006 or took that week off), the bank (to tell them I moved), the credit union (to take out money and tell them I moved), Job Service (to look for work), and maybe a few other places I am forgetting about...!

I'll take another round!

I probably should stop at a credit counselor's, but I don't have the forms filled out, yet. Hrm. Well... Going to the Essenhaus afterward would be fun, but I can't afford it.

B.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:15 pm

Hey Bin! Those drinks look good. Got anythjing for a nasty cold?