The person below me

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:45 am

This would be a bad time to post a photo...

TPBM will never die!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 31, 2008 9:38 am

Thank you very much.

TPBM is giving me oral sex.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:45 am

False.

TPBM has a fool-proof plan for getting Dr. Suzy Block to burningman this year.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat May 31, 2008 4:07 pm

false...

wouldn't it suffice to plan to follow omen?

TPBM has placed their success in a theoretical path that shows no sign of sudden transfiguration into a better scenario

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat May 31, 2008 4:33 pm

Very false.

TPBM watches 1/2 hour long Girls Gone Wild commercials for entertaiment purposes.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat May 31, 2008 4:55 pm

***freaking out, looking around room for hidden camera***

tpbm is kenneth lay.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 31, 2008 6:41 pm

False.

TPBM is the heir to Frito-Lay.

Bluelatinsurfer · Post by **Bluelatinsurfer** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:38 pm

Not any more, I traded that title for a pocket full of magic beans.

TPBM looks out their window with a pair of binoculars.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:55 am

Which is true and I saw TPBM having wild animal sex....

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:58 am

heheh only if you live in That beach house on That bluff...'yes we love the view and use this 100x scope to dolphin watch all the time'...
TPBM got sunburned yesterday and is hiding inside right now

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:53 pm

wow. true, but only on my arms and neck and now i AM a redneck.

TPBM has yet to find out he's a father.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:07 pm

I can't really answer that, now, can I ?

The person below me has asked thier doctor....

"What is this ?.....it doesn't really hurt...but what is this ?"

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:48 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I can't really answer that, now, can I ?

The person below me has asked thier doctor....

"What is this ?.....it doesn't really hurt...but what is this ?"

True!
Turns out it was a third eye!

Sure it looks scary, but I can't see a thing with it. Maybe it's not MY eye at all!!

TPBM voted for Bush!

Both fucking times!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:06 pm

I didn't but Joel and the 3plaians did.

TPBM does Salvia.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:06 pm

True, the wife bought a whole bottle of the shit, in tincture! Hate the shit, god what a taste...wantit?

The pblm is suffering from a superiority/inferiority simplex

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:20 pm

ah, too true...whether my own or a sapience inclined to either marvel at or look down upon a bug

though the jist of life might simply be to have a good idea.

lightweight, packs away nicely

TPBM has lotsa space

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:45 am

Well not so true, it's an understatement at this point but that's another story.

TPBM is staring at this thread and is maybe saying, Hummmmmmmm?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:57 am

Well if you caught it, you did.

Percentage wise and then some. Fire Elf and all.

Include that in TPBM if you like.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:56 am

The person above me made no discernable predictions.

TPBM has a pet ruminant.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:42 am

contemplative; meditative: a ruminant scholar.

perhaps more than one, depending on the angle of consideration

TPBM likes to see money going, and feels jipped when it cums

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:35 am

False.

TPBM sprinkles playa dust on salads to curb the acidity of the vinegarrette.

help · Post by **help** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:12 pm

False.

The beloved Playa dust that falls outta my hair, and off of my hat is incidental, not intentional. I SPRINKLE it on icecream to counter that slick creamy feel it gives my tongue.

(Man am I Jones-ing for a new personally hand-picked batch!)

TPBM is searching for the right questions, regardless of the answers.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:02 pm

False...

to seek regardless of what's sought?

sounds like a headfuck...or an earnestless quest

TPBM is looking for their next one

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:51 pm

Actually I'm still looking for my first one and am ever hopeful

TPBM is working on a wild new desert costume!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:06 am

True ...as always!

TPBM is really Shelly Winters reincarnated!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:56 am

ok...Ill play by myself if I have to!

False....but you never know?

TPBM....cant stand politics on e-not-playa-anymore

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:58 am

True, true true.

TPBM has Halloween all planned.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:10 am

Spot on.
TPBM is a MonkeyBoy.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:25 am

TRUE,
just call me Ruprecht..............

TPBM

has a double jointed spine and stays home all day.........

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:55 am

False.
But, if I really crane my neck, and shove my pectoral up, I can just barely lick my own nipple.
Ouch.

The person below me can kiss their own nipples with ease.