If they find drugs in your car at the entrance???

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:55 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:The greeters aren't looking for drugs

They're looking for contraband ICE.

Yes, Larry controls the ICE market. It where he makes his play cash.

Step on his territory and it playa feet for you!

They might find your body somewhere in the upper unknown regions of the Black Desert.

That's why I smuggle in all my margarita ice in my anal cavity.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:14 pm

I've alway known ya to be a cold hearted bastard, but you drinks are the shit

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:33 pm

Dosmoss wrote:Yes, sober driving is key! I NEVER drive under the influence of anything, it is a really dumb idea! Lets see, wait until I am sober, walk, or die!!! Humm waiting or walking sounds better for me!

How did the human race ever survive open container laws?

I HATE any law that was named after any person! And this includes mothers and especially children! Rediculous.

Responsible drinking and responsible driving are not mutually exclusive by definition.

JK

Dosmoss · Post by **Dosmoss** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:09 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:33 pm

a brief but very pertinent reminder that ted touched on...DO NOT OPEN THAT CAN OF CHILLY PBR UNTIL YOU TURN OFF YOUR VEHICLE AT YOUR CAMP.

the leo's have been more aggressive about dwi, dui, driving with an open container, whatever.

wait until you get there, then drink until your liver collapses if you are so inclined, but be forewarned, they are watching, and busting.

Dosmoss · Post by **Dosmoss** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:34 pm

alright, thank you all so much!

I don't plan to even do anything until my camp is all set up and ready! That is for year 2010. I cant get the days off work this year! It SUCKS!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:09 pm

Hey, I'm working at a university, in the housing department. Burning Man takes place during move in week every year, so, as long as I am working in my present job, I can't have the week off-- ever.

(I am looking for a different position, but want to be somewhat picky about what my next job is, since I like this one better than most I have had.)

Anyway, I heard that if they find drugs in you car at the entrance, they make you take 'em all at once! They then take bets if you will overdose...!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:40 pm

If you wake up in the morning and you're surprised you're still alive, it may be time to cut back a tad.

Dosmoss · Post by **Dosmoss** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:55 pm

Been there, done that! Trips like that are amazing if you just let go!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:08 am

Its a recession!

Smoke alot of pot while driving with your windows close.

Drink lots

Your weaving will signify to other BMers that you're a party person and will excite them for what lies ahead.

When you pass a COP, show him your love flashing the middle finger of sex!

Don't worry about the greeter, Larry screens out all the narcs himself!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:23 pm

Ok guys, lets be serious here. he really wants to know. Well the real way to get drugs into the event is to turn them over to the "Offical Medical Techicians", of which I am a certified member. Since during the event we are in great demand, and our availabilty becomes suspect the closer we get to the event and on a first come basisuntil we reach our quota. We are issued permits by the BLM, The Burningman Organization, and many many others to legally transport mine, and others illicit drugs into the event. I am already mostly booked up, and have almost reached my qota of people I can help, but in your case, I might can make an exception. If you send all of your drugs to me in care of this, or any other bbs on the internet, and I will help you out.

your bestest pal,

the rebbi

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:32 am

We always have Rebbi to ruin our fun with his serious down to earth posts!

Karlene · Post by **Karlene** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:29 am

I take it just like I take it everywhere, in my purse. Never had a problem. I think it's a lot what you look like. I look like a librarian or a teacher in a Catholic school. Nobody would ever think that somebody that looked like me would have a purse full of assorted goodies. That's why whenever I go I am the designated "carrier".

Plus....I dare them to hassle me, fuck them I say.

Dosmoss · Post by **Dosmoss** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:32 am

lol, i am a man, me carrying a purse might look a little strange!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:33 am

Dosmoss wrote:lol, i am a man, me carrying a purse might look a little strange!

not at BM, it won't

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:22 pm

Artemis wrote:
Dosmoss wrote:lol, i am a man, me carrying a purse might look a little strange!
not at BM, it won't

Great comeback!

and so true.

Artemis what are you doing?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:36 pm

Artemis what are you doing?

Ummm...dunno, I'm posting to eplaya. Didn't understand context or your question. What am I doing with my purse, my drugs, my life? What am I doing on eplaya? What is my avatar doing?

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:55 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:The greeters aren't looking for drugs

They're looking for contraband ICE.

Yes, Larry controls the ICE market. It where he makes his play cash.

Step on his territory and it playa feet for you!

They might find your body somewhere in the upper unknown regions of the Black Desert.
That's why I smuggle in all my margarita ice in my anal cavity.

After reading the above maybe 20 times, this time it got the Beavis in me.. uukkk the goddam capt got an anal cavity.. where do you go for that? the dentist?? Ya gonna get it filled are ya?? (he said anal)

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:04 pm

Artemis wrote:
Artemis what are you doing?
Ummm...dunno, I'm posting to eplaya. Didn't understand context or your question. What am I doing with my purse, my drugs, my life? What am I doing on eplaya? What is my avatar doing?

Bingo on the last!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:06 am

Bingo on the last!

Hint: JKisha inspired me....

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:10 am

After reading the above maybe 20 times, this time it got the Beavis in me.. uukkk the goddam capt got an anal cavity.. where do you go for that? the dentist?? Ya gonna get it filled are ya?? (he said anal)

Butthead here: hope he's on nitrous when he's getting it filled, dude....that could be fun

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:21 am

Boijoy wrote:To be safe though.. you might want to hide your drugs in your anal cavity.

To be doubly safe, stay away from the Indian Taco's, your liable to have your stash prematurely vacate said anal cavity. And if your lucky enough to make it to a porta pottie before said evacuation, any attempt at retrieval will leave you with the dreaded blue arm syndrome, which will give you away to LEO's and potentially end your burn prematurely.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:44 am

lol, i am a man, me carrying a purse might look a little strange!

not as long as you don't forget to wear your lipstick....

the rebbi

Dosmoss · Post by **Dosmoss** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:59 pm

Yeah, this is Burning Man!!!! I guess it would be normal for there huh!

If they find drugs in your car at the entrance???

Lee Oswald Was Zuzu......

don't look up.... i said, don't look up..........