Relationship Statistics??

[Savannah]

So that when things get out and out Weimar, one will have stock piles of something to sell...

i believe there is indeed something called the "wheelbarrow"...

I tried this, but I could only hold both of her ankles in the air for so long.

I've always been under the impression that face down it's the wheelbarrow, face up the jackhammer.

We're going to need an answer and a three-color chart by the noon meeting, so can we come to a consensus on this one, please?

[Ugly Dougly]

I need help with the Pumpernickel. Maybe it's easier on a waterbed.

[Drawingablank]

I tried this, but I could only hold both of her ankles in the air for so long.

Are you sure you are not confusing this with the jackhammer?

I've always been under the impression that face down it's the wheelbarrow, face up the jackhammer.

You'd have to be hung like a whale to do the wheelbarrow while holding the ankles lol. At least if you wanted to preserve the wheelbarrow geometry.

We always considered the jackhammer closer to vertical and with an ankle grip.

Both seem to work better face down though.

[junglesmacks]

Both seem to work better face down though.

What doesn't?






God I love thread drift a la eplaya. Please sir, may I have another?

[Simon of the Playa]

all i did was mention the word wheelbarrow...Jesus H. fucking christ you guys are perverts.

[theCryptofishist]

all i did was mention the word wheelbarrow...Jesus H. fucking christ you guys are perverts.

I won't even say that Weimar probably means flagrent cross-dressing and constant caberet acts.

[britzbitz]

I went in 2010. Didn't find it hard at all to "control myself". But then, I wasn't looking for anything outside my relationship. I was there for art, music and the experience. Sex, etc, really didn't cross my mind. Certainly, I admired beautiful men & women I saw. But *shrug* never felt the need to act on anything. That wouldn't be ok within my relationship, so I just didn't.

I was offered sex a couple times by people. I politely declined. And we went on hanging out normally. Ain't no thang.

My man I left at home last time is now my husband, and I'll be bringing him to his first Burning Man this August. And I plan to leave with our relationship in tact. First step in that plan is making sure we both stay hydrated to minimize bickering. Working on the rest of that. I read a helpful article on this site at some point. Will have to dig that up again...

[Simon of the Playa]

i hope i behaved as a perfect gentlemen britz, 2010 has some holes in it memory-wise...

[ygmir]

all i did was mention the word wheelbarrow...Jesus H. fucking christ you guys are perverts.

I won't even say that Weimar probably means flagrent cross-dressing and constant caberet acts.

And I'm guessing, no one remembers the pumpernickel scene in Woody Allens: Everything you wanted to know about sex......... "

[britzbitz]

i hope i behaved as a perfect gentlemen britz, 2010 has some holes in it memory-wise...

oh simon, you were a doll. you weren't one of the propositioners anyway. haha

[Simon of the Playa]

hell, i guess now that you're married it's too late then, huh.

[junglesmacks]

hell, i guess now that you're married it's too late then, huh.

The eyes tell a different story.

[britzbitz]

hell, i guess now that you're married it's too late then, huh.

haha. Oh honey, it was too late 3+ years ago. My slutting days are over. haha. Oh well!

[Simon of the Playa]

yeah, mine too...

i had to ditch like HALF of my wardrobe too...

[FIGJAM]

The bottom half?

[Savannah]

WELL PLAYED.

[Simon of the Playa]

fuck, he's good....Just ask Him...

[theCryptofishist]

WEll, I hope you actioned them off to benefit the Underpriveledged Burners Ticket Fund.

[Simon of the Playa]

fishy, i have a 30" waist and a 36" inseam.

i can only sell my shit to Kenyans.

[AntiM]

fishy, i have a 30" waist and a 36" inseam.

i can only sell my shit to Kenyans.

Or MyLarry.

Although he's been wearing a 31/32" waist for comfort sitting all those hours behind the wheel.

[Simon of the Playa]

on the upside, being 6'5 and 150 lbs. almost always guarantees supplemental income as an extra in movies about WWII and the Liberation of Europe.

i hate the soup they serve on set though.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

another interesting statistic:

88% of all thread drift contains a hitler reference.


scary, huh.

[AntiM]

on the upside, being 6'5 and 150 lbs. almost always guarantees supplemental income as an extra in movies about WWII and the Liberation of Europe.

i hate the soup they serve on set though.

But I hear the complimentary guests soaps are to die for.

[ygmir]

on the upside, being 6'5 and 150 lbs. almost always guarantees supplemental income as an extra in movies about WWII and the Liberation of Europe.

i hate the soup they serve on set though.

But I hear the complimentary guests soaps are to die for.

if you drop'em, in the showers, which gets ya first, though?

another interesting statistic:

88% of all thread drift contains a hitler reference.


scary, huh.

ah, yes, Mr. Godwin...........

[Eric]

on the upside, being 6'5 and 150 lbs. almost always guarantees supplemental income as an extra in movies about WWII and the Liberation of Europe.

i hate the soup they serve on set though.

But I hear the complimentary guests soaps are to die for.

And here The Boyfriend was groaning at me when I said we had Jewish cats because they're always trying to climb into the oven....


bad Jew, no Manischewitz for you (which may be a blessing, honestly)

[Simon of the Playa]

my father just got a new iphone and has just figured out text messaging.

if i send him that joke it might kill him.

he would laugh to death, of course...

[theCryptofishist]

You're a bunch of fuckos...

[MisaBlue]

I LOVE THIS!!!

[lazerfox]

Non-thread drift:
Went with my BF (both burgins) we had one big stupid fight bc he was tired/worn out on Thursday. We worked it out just fine and are still holding strong. Planning on moving out of state sometime next year and probably getting married sometime afterwards. BM didn't make us stronger but it also didn't change our relationship. I enjoyed it and was moved by it personally more than he but it didn't change how I felt about him. I love him for the person he is (good and bad together)

Back to thread drift:

And here The Boyfriend was groaning at me when I said we had Jewish cats because they're always trying to climb into the oven....


bad Jew, no Manischewitz for you (which may be a blessing, honestly)

Eric - that is the most hilarious thing I've read ALL day. Thank you!!

[lucky420]

lazerfox
Went with my BF (both burgins) we had one big stupid fight bc he was tired/worn out on Thursday. We worked it out just fine and are still holding strong. Planning on moving out of state sometime next year and probably getting married sometime afterwards

Whew! and YAY!!!