HELP us find ways of getting to B-man.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:06 pm

Welcome all to the Josephelli's cathedral of inner pizza, celebrating the consumption of the holy presumptuous assumption and the bright white shining light... can I get an Amen?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:57 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Welcome all to the Josephelli's cathedral of inner pizza, celebrating the consumption of the holy presumptuous assumption and the bright white shining light... can I get an Amen?

And here's a prayer for you father, from all the little Catholic boys.

Our Father which art in heaven, how do I get laid?
I'd like to come. However it's done, on the earth, or as in a Chevy.
Give us this day to get some head.
And forgive us our bad lines, as we forgive those that use them against us.
And lead us not to masturbation, but deliver us some evil women.
For wine is overdone,
and the flowers,
and the jewelry,
for easy,
women.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:03 am

CA Wrote:

samtzu wrote:

The Tarte wrote:
What? I mean...what? I'm sorry, I don't understand. Do you not feel like you are boxing yourself in by not living in the rest of society, no matter how lovely and pretty your box may be?
I realized a few years ago that the Rimpoche's of Tibet need to quit reincarnating back to the same old monastary and reincarnate out into the wild, wild world, where their centuries of 'soul education' could do more good. What the world needs is unselfish, good, souls that are willing to rub elbows with the world and by immersion, change it.

Sure, it's a gamble that the soul would be lost, but isn't that the spirit of the Buddha anyway. Don't they take a vow that they will not leave this circle of existence until every other soul is enlightened? Well, why lock yourself away in a cell somewhere (spiritual masturbatorium) until just-lil'-ol'-you reach enlightenment? Fuck that! Get out there and get to work!!

I am not the Buddha of Compassion... I'm the Buddha of Sarcasm

this is good Sam, but any path still has validity. I too like the Bodisatva way

I agree, Cowboy, but after a dozen incarnations into the same damn monastary, haven't you learned enough to go out and let the effects of those lives be felt in a world that desperately needs it? That's what I am talking about. Incarnate into some redneck family next and, as you grow, blow their minds with your perspective of the universe. The Buddha needs to branch out a bit, IMHO.

If you believe in that sort o' thing, that is.

Captain Goddammit wrote:

Welcome all to the Josephelli's cathedral of inner pizza, celebrating the consumption of the holy presumptuous assumption and the bright white shining light... can I get an Amen?

There's a song that goes with that, too!

Oh, Blinding Light!
Oh, Light that blinds!
I cannot see
Look out for me!

And yes, AMEN!!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:55 am

Still, what I really want to know is...did they go???

I'll PM them to find out.

HELP us find ways of getting to B-man.

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