It's my story & I'm sticking with it.

[Aurelia]

may tradition keep me running fast

[TomServo]

May religion keep me laughing eternal.

[Elliot]

May religion keep me laughing eternal.

I'd join you if it were not so tragic.

[Elliot]

That said, I just had my best laugh of the year, triggered by this sequence:

I walked up steps in a church in Rome.

I think we should start a drinking game where we count the threads where Gyre predictably finds a way to talk about himself.

i think larry harvey mentioned it to me once.

[gyre]

I knew you'd get the joke.


So interesting when no one ever talks about anything they've ever seen, done or heard firsthand, yah?

[ygmir]

I like cheese

[gyre]

There you go talking about yourself.

The buddah said desire for cheese leads to dissatisfaction.
Or something like that.

[junglesmacks]

Or are you just full of shit?
How wildly unpredictable of you!

..asks the pot..

The difference here is that Yggy has actually eaten cheese.

Your stories.. eh.. too much basic cable watching.

[gyre]

arf arf

Yet you seem to avidly follow.
How boring.

[Elliot]

Hey everybody, it's Peace On Earth season! Live and let live, forgive and forget, let's all be jolly!

[gyre]

Wanna make something out of it, Elliot?
Cmon, C'mon!!!
Put em up!

I will actually talk about myself for a second.
I've filed at least ten police reports in the last week, had burglary and assault during a burglary, obtained an order of protection, filing for permanent order, preparing to sue them, and I think my hand needs to be xrayed.
Been at great pains not to shoot someone, just because they aren't worth the paperwork.
Someone else will do it.
Just the highlights.
Go ahead, Smacky. Impress me.

[ygmir]

*pulls up lawn chair*

[ygmir]

[media]

[junglesmacks]

[Aurelia]

Thank you Dear T loaded ones
needed your way

[BAS]

Wanna make something out of it, Elliot?
Cmon, C'mon!!!
Put em up!

I will actually talk about myself for a second.
I've filed at least ten police reports in the last week, had burglary and assault during a burglary, obtained an order of protection, filing for permanent order, preparing to sue them, and I think my hand needs to be xrayed.
Been at great pains not to shoot someone, just because they aren't worth the paperwork.
Someone else will do it.
Just the highlights.
Go ahead, Smacky. Impress me.

So, just the same old same old for you last week...?