P.O.T.D.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:49 am

Sparkletarte wrote:I like redheads. I have one myself.

i just love that.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:35 am

It was just barely today, but at 12:34 am today

paps wrote:Are you gonna eat that?
~points to own crotch~

heeheeheehahaha!!!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:11 pm

Tenieas wrote:Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:57 pm Post subject: lost my baby's daddy!! HELP!!

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Hey everybody- remember to practice safe sex at Burning Man ...I didn't and now I'm in a pickle. One night of raucous sex with a cute young man and here i am three months preggers. I've decided to keep it but think it would be nice to let the young man know. Here are things i remember about him and if he sounds familiar to anyone or if they have any suggestions on how I could further my search please write me at [email protected]....
His name is Steve.
He lives in London. South London. Putney, i think.
He and his mate Dave rented an r.v. in Reno to camp at Black Rock.
He has dark hair, cute face and not that tall.
He was served cleaning solution instead of booze at a bar called "7" and had to go Black Rock hospital (poor steve).
He was camped at about 3:00 and Mars.
His mate Dave had his bike stolen (poor Dave).
Can you help me find my baby's daddy??????
Don't let it fly loose in the gene pool!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:14 pm

I saw that one too Tisha, and it gets my vote. I hope she finds daddy.

How about we think of some names for her?

Bernie Manual...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:24 pm

i think you mean Bernie Manuel, honey

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:42 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Tenieas wrote:Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:57 pm Post subject: lost my baby's daddy!! HELP!!

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Hey everybody- remember to practice safe sex at Burning Man ...I didn't and now I'm in a pickle. One night of raucous sex with a cute young man and here i am three months preggers. I've decided to keep it but think it would be nice to let the young man know. Here are things i remember about him and if he sounds familiar to anyone or if they have any suggestions on how I could further my search please write me at [email protected]....
His name is Steve.
He lives in London. South London. Putney, i think.
He and his mate Dave rented an r.v. in Reno to camp at Black Rock.
He has dark hair, cute face and not that tall.
He was served cleaning solution instead of booze at a bar called "7" and had to go Black Rock hospital (poor steve).
He was camped at about 3:00 and Mars.
His mate Dave had his bike stolen (poor Dave).
Can you help me find my baby's daddy??????
Don't let it fly loose in the gene pool!

Please forgive my ignorance, I'm sure these are in the wrong place, but:

Oh my~*Hey everybody- remember to practice safe sex at Burning Man ...I didn't and now I'm in a pickle. One night of raucous sex with a cute young man and here i am three months preggers.*

I believe she gives us such beautiful challenges for growth, bright blessings for you and he~

Oh my~*He was served cleaning solution instead of booze at a bar called "7" and had to go Black Rock hospital (poor steve). *

Is this common?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:43 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Oh my~*He was served cleaning solution instead of booze at a bar called "7" and had to go Black Rock hospital (poor steve). *

Is this common?

What, clueless etards fucking someone stupid enough to drink cleaning fluid- and without a condom?

To answer your question, please remember that they put instructions on the side of a box of toothpicks.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:43 pm

This one from Tonytohono was bares repeating:

"Note to self: Ignore derogatory posts made by grouchy pricks.

Note to others: this has nothing to do with this thread.

=)"
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gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:00 pm

[uberplaya quote] kInDnEsS iS gOdLiNeSs [/uberplaya quote].

Amen, sistalove!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:18 am

What, clueless etards fucking someone stupid enough to drink cleaning fluid- and without a condom?

I nominate this post

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:02 pm

stuart wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:What, clueless etard's fucking someone stupid enough to drink cleaning fluid- and without a condom?

I nominate this post

i concur (with apostrophe addendum)

and thank you, Rob, for grasping my original intention in posting this.

sheesh.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:07 pm

ROB IS A GENIUS (can get rid of caps now cowboyangel) IN A WEIRD SORT OF WAY

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:38 pm

Guinevere Elise wrote:No, really... [dryly] of course we have a secret club, and we talk about you all, and conspire against you, and plan our whole e-attack, oh baby oh baby i want you i need you, you're the center of our attention[/dryly]

Is that what you wanted to hear?

if you give us a minute to talk about it in our private pm club, we can probably all say it at the same time... then you'll have it in stereo...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:59 pm

tisha2 wrote:here ya go Cowboy - you asked for it:

Rian to Guinevere wrote:Hey, guin – I’m so hot and lonely tonight…you wanna come over?

Guinevere to Rian wrote:Sure, babe. Can we have a sleepover?

Rian to Guinevere wrote:Oh, yeah! And we can run around in our little babydoll nighties and have a pillow fight!

Guinevere to Rian wrote:<squeal> that sounds great! Too bad tish is so far away…

Rian to Guinevere wrote:That’s okay we can take pictures and send them to her over the internet!!
And we’ll never tell the eplaya guys!!

Rian and Guinevere simultaneously (cuz we know PM tricks that you never knew existed) wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
you can just send me a check Cowboy.

i'm sooo pissing myself at work right now!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:00 pm

me too me too!

I second Rian's nomination!

(by the way, Rian: do you remember if we had a good time at our slumber party?)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:04 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:me too me too!

I second Rian's nomination!

(by the way, Rian: do you remember if we had a good time at our slumber party?)

haven't got a fuckin' clue!

you?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:21 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:me too me too!

I second Rian's nomination!

(by the way, Rian: do you remember if we had a good time at our slumber party?)
haven't got a fuckin' clue!

you?

No idea... must mean we had a HELL of a time!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:22 pm

so, what you doin' to -
oops! time for secret PM club!
go go gadget secret!

*giggle, romp in baby doll nighty*

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:58 pm

regynalonglank wrote:i think you mean Bernie Manuel, honey

Yeah, I guess calling him a manual wouldn't be right.

unless he represented a manual for the results of unsafe sex. Hmm...

=)

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:26 am

tritical wrote: Sorry, but there are more than a few comments in there taking them to task for both their premise and audacity. Spend more time reading and less time typing torturously-long invective-filled diatribe that paints you as little more than an ill-tempered cynic bent on pulling down everyone around him.

Classic !

No way could I come close to putting it that way. I can and often do think the way you wrote that but I could never put it quite the way that was put in to words.

Awsome.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:26 am

DVD Burner wrote:
tritical wrote: Sorry, but there are more than a few comments in there taking them to task for both their premise and audacity. Spend more time reading and less time typing torturously-long invective-filled diatribe that paints you as little more than an ill-tempered cynic bent on pulling down everyone around him.
Classic !

No way could I come close to putting it that way. I can and often do think the way you wrote that but I could never put it quite the way that was put in to words.

Awsome.

you could invest in a good dictionary.

or

www.ask.com

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:56 am

Stuart wrote: look, FWIW, all those bitches are vacuous cock teases who only know how to validate themselves via men. I would never date those primadonna shrews. In my experience working with them they are also very unprofessional. For example, that piece of trash Arial (not that that is her real name) needs a salt shaker full of blow just to get out of her trailer in the morning. Her and her friend, who they don't call snow white for no reason, have sinus passages like the holland tunnel. Now red riding hood, on the other hand, is a piece of fine cartoon meat that I would seriously consider burying the baby leg with.

i just shit myself.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:12 am

Alpha wrote:Just remember:

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal pocedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

that alone was worth logging on at 1 fucking am!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:29 am

Joel wrote:

I confess that if i ever meet DVD, i will pull my penis out and urinate on him... and when i run out of urine, i will drink more liquid to fill my bladder so i can urinate on him some more. (repeat process)

Then this ensued:

DVD Burner wrote:

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote: it wasn't a joke, and i have a great dental plan.

and it (the act of urinating on you) wouldn't be just once... pissboy.
He's kidding right?
i confess... DVD, i am not kidding... when i think of you, i think yellow t-shirt where there was once a white one...

i visualize a steady thick stream of hot piss cascading over you, washing away my anger, my urine spraying all over you, pissboy.

And now I have some yellow underwear, from laughing so hard at this exchange.... POTD at 5:30 AM!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:39 am

All of Lydia Love's material from last night on The Bar thread.

Eating chicken? Genius.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:42 am

pissing contests? on eplaya?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:55 am

cowboyangel wrote:pissing contests? on eplaya?

say it aint so!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:22 pm

Anthony Bondi wrote:Bring firewood. Do you have some empty nooks and crannies in your travel suite? Fill 'em up with firewood. Somewhere on the playa, you'll find a place to use it. Look at the people you're bringing with you and ask yourself if they're going to be more fun than (your) burning 150 pounds of firewood. When you get to the playa, you'll see the reason for this gesture. You won't see much evidence today of the former Black Rock Forest. We were sort of wreckless in the old days and didn't exacly think in terms of long-term sustainability of this resource. Once we had reduced the forest to stumps, we even went scavenging under the playa for the remaining roots. We're sorry you newbies have to pay for the fun we had then, but that's how it goes. Today, you actually have to carry your firewood to the playa. Bring lots and lots of it.

Found on one of the 'advice to newbies' threads. Yeah, bag the buds and bring some wood.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:00 pm

samtzu wrote:Joel wrote:
I confess that if i ever meet DVD, i will pull my penis out and urinate on him... and when i run out of urine, i will drink more liquid to fill my bladder so i can urinate on him some more. (repeat process)
Then this ensued:
DVD Burner wrote:

Simply Joel wrote: He's kidding right?
i confess... DVD, i am not kidding... when i think of you, i think yellow t-shirt where there was once a white one...

i visualize a steady thick stream of hot piss cascading over you, washing away my anger, my urine spraying all over you, pissboy.
And now I have some yellow underwear, from laughing so hard at this exchange.... POTD at 5:30 AM!!

Sam..where do you get your big fuckin smokin sticks from? Makes me wanna get one too.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:33 pm

Well I'm Pissin back:

DVD Burner wrote:Joel in PEE gear. One hell of a model would'nt you say.