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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 23, 2013 6:45 pm

is that stupid fucking rolling eagle flammable?

please tell me yes.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 24, 2013 11:04 am

16 DJs, and not one knows how to use the internet.

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Fri May 24, 2013 11:19 am

Just what we need, more fucking DJ's.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat May 25, 2013 6:50 pm

dont pay any price.

pay face value (plus fees) or fuck off.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 25, 2013 8:00 pm

*kisses Simon*

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:38 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:dont pay any price.

pay face value (plus fees) or fuck off.

theCryptofishist wrote:*kisses Simon*

..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:28 am

It is page 12 yet?

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:41 am

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:49 pm

my response to you sanitizing your project Idea so it doesn't look like the Turnkey-camp-make-my-underlings-and-indygogo-pay-my-way is to out you as a Profiteer!
you can't lie your way into the company of good people. some of us smell that shit from a mile away. some of us are way better at using Google than you realize. and yes If I decide you are obnoxious enough I will go out of my way to sink your shit and wreck your burn.
don't fuck with the pirates. don't joke with the clowns, and most importantly never try to burn a burner.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon May 27, 2013 6:17 am

knowmad wrote:my response to you sanitizing your project Idea so it doesn't look like the Turnkey-camp-make-my-underlings-and-indygogo-pay-my-way is to out you as a Profiteer!
you can't lie your way into the company of good people. some of us smell that shit from a mile away. some of us are way better at using Google than you realize. and yes If I decide you are obnoxious enough I will go out of my way to sink your shit and wreck your burn.
don't fuck with the pirates. don't joke with the clowns, and most importantly never try to burn a burner.

Love you and stealing your line, my dear.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:57 am

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed May 29, 2013 6:58 pm

Is It wrong I clap my hands in glee because your scheme to have volunteers and camp-mates help you green-sleaze into the Turnkey market crashed and burned?

smok'em if they got'em.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 29, 2013 7:27 pm

it..

predates the man base
predates the DPW
predates the streets
predates street signs
predates the trash fence
predates the burning man org structure
predates themes
predates the temple
predates art cars/mutant vehicles
predates the 10 principles
predates your theme camp, and all current theme camps
predates ALL theme camps.
predates villages
predates the burning man website
predates attendance of 1000+ participants
predates the ranch
predates HQ
predates speed limits
predates gun ban
predates dog ban
predates fireworks ban
predates the WIRED article
predates regionals
predates eplaya
predates the ownership of the name "Burning Man" by the org.
predates you (maybe)
predates the bone tree

what is it?!!?!?

ITS THE LAMPLIGHTERS.

and we kick more ass than you ever have, or ever will.

get used to it, bitch.

LAMPLIGHTERS: 1992-2013 (AND BEYOND)

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 29, 2013 7:36 pm

im not sure about this..

but i think:

predates tickets.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 29, 2013 7:38 pm

oh and we cant forget:

predates my first pubic hair.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:50 pm

And it's finally old enough to drink...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 29, 2013 11:25 pm

Somebody's got an unusual interest in kerosene lanterns.

Just sayin.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Thu May 30, 2013 10:52 am

I think the lamplighters just won Burning Man!

Will they rip tarps and roll MVs in celebration ... time will only tell!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 30, 2013 12:47 pm

A kerosene lamp alone in the desert is just a kerosene lamp.

That's just sad.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Thu May 30, 2013 1:20 pm

lol.

NO DRAMA ALLOWED, OK?! THIS WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED.

NO DRAMA, LET ME REPEAT..

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu May 30, 2013 4:05 pm

lamplighters you are just old, burning kerosine in an age of solar power giving that light that does basically fuck all to light your way in a ritual that serves no purpose. does that somehow make you special? no it just means you are dated. but dont let me tell you how to burn, dont try and tell me you are doing it better because you got there first.

ok part 2 stop trying to tell the virgins how to find out how to find stuff out, i had to ask questions when i started, a lot of us do and in the process of asking i found a lot of friends some of those friends i would get someone else to walk over hot coals for, That is how much i love them. i really hope some this years crop of new burners grow and make next years burn even better, because you no what if nobody helps them out they wont make this one any better.

perhaps some people should see all their attitude does is make drama and spoil other peoples fun. sit down and if you haven't got anything good to say, say something witty and snarkastic. if you can't do that sit down and drink the fucking Kool-aid because you cant talk with your mouth full

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Thu May 30, 2013 4:19 pm

lol.

people talking about saving money/resources at BURNING MAN.

the whole fuckin thing barely serves any purpose but to inflate the egos and to amuse all of those involved (i survived! i had fun!!! look what i did!! woo hoo im druuuuuunk)

the whole fuckin thing is optional. (unless youre larry and its your business) it's a vacation...

or did you think that there is a dire societal need for a buncha people to go on vacation and drink booze while camping in one of the most inhospitable places one could choose to camp within the continental united states???

perhaps we should all give burning man REAL meaning and just send our money to the businesses of the reno area without wasting all of the natural resources, risking lives on the roads and buying all the shit that is optional in the first place? ......or you know... realize when someone is just enjoying basking in the glory of the history of their hobby while realizing the whole fuckin thing is just a thing we do for fun.

lol.

ritual that serves no purpose.

ITS BURNING MAN... the whole fuckin thing has no purpose.

if you arent there to be amused, or to have your ego inflated by your awesome project YER DOIN IT WRONG.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Thu May 30, 2013 4:39 pm

(for those that might be confused enough to think that the horn tooting is an actual serious claim to be really better/awesomer/ass kickinger than you are)

FYI: Queen arent actually the champions. and you arent the loser.

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Thu May 30, 2013 5:50 pm

graidawg wrote: stop trying to tell the virgins how to find out how to find stuff out, i had to ask questions when i started, a lot of us do and in the process of asking i found a lot of friends some of those friends i would get someone else to walk over hot coals for, That is how much i love them. i really hope some this years crop of new burners grow and make next years burn even better, because you no what if nobody helps them out they wont make this one any better.

perhaps some people should see all their attitude does is make drama and spoil other peoples fun. sit down and if you haven't got anything good to say, say something witty and snarkastic. if you can't do that sit down and drink the fucking Kool-aid because you cant talk with your mouth full

Yes, YES and HELL YESS!!!!!

(Too bad this wouldn't fit in a sig line!)

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Thu May 30, 2013 6:02 pm

theyll figure it out.....

right?

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu May 30, 2013 6:02 pm

I didn't even READ eplaya until after my first year solo.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Thu May 30, 2013 6:18 pm

Elorrum wrote:I didn't even READ eplaya until after my first year solo.

That's awesome, in contrast, I pulled the plug 2 weeks before my first burn as evidenced by my "Joined" date --->

Couldn't have done it without you kind folks (at least not as comfortably).

Love you all (even the ones that ...... er, not so much).

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 30, 2013 6:34 pm

I went for years before I became active on eplaya. I was part of the Dioxin list, they held marvelous cocktail parties.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 30, 2013 10:34 pm

Was there an eplaya back when I 1st burned? Ha-ah. No-ho way Jose.

Oh and, Jesus, bitch, get the fuck over it. Life is too precious and short, m-kay?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 31, 2013 7:34 pm

You forgot "raw food chef."

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