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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:59 am

an age old rivalry rears it's ugly head...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:59 pm

the one horned thread killa strikes yet again.

and again.

and again.

Dog Clit · Post by **Dog Clit** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:26 pm

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:52 pm

If you're ever in Downtown Summerlin in Las Vegas I cannot recommend Gelato Messina highly enough. So much better than Salt and Straw. Or any gelato I've ever had anywhere. Ever. Seriously.

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:02 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:26 am

what the fuck is a "husfriend"?

is that a boy you keep around to do your laundry but you dont sleep with him?

is this the american husfriend? or some foreign patsy you've managed to corral?

questions, questions.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:53 am

I think it must be a Hussy that you are friends with?

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:27 am

It's what I call my husband. It's a nickname, a thing people do when they like each other. I have a friend who calls her husband husbear and another who calls her's groomstick, he calls her wifehole. This didn't need to be on page two you could have just asked me.

Also I do the laundry and yes we fuck.

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:32 am

True fucking story.

Post by **Eric** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:36 pm

Okay people, some of the posts are bordering on personal attacks. Chill out and control your tongues please, the ToS isn't that hard to follow. If someones posts annoy you, plonk them.

It should not be blatantly obvious what post or person you're bitching about on Page Two. Everyone on here is smart enough to get their snark on without putting a spotlight on who or what the subject is, so use your rapier wits, not your cudgels.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:11 pm

The are bigger fatter targets for the arrows like the burners meh site, Nevada/US entities, the press, PnP, inconsiderate DJs, non-burners, burners and BMORG itself! In fact I propose PAGE TWO can comment on burners meh posts and retorts, sometimes useful and sometimes redonculous.

Given the small numbers of regularly contributing ePlayans, maybe not such a great idea to attack one another. (or virgins easily scared away)

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:25 pm

Where would you suggest that I get the best Choco Indian Taco?

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:12 pm

Most native people are never named by invaders. In Canada they are very invisible. But to the question, just ask at the BLM blue camp. The least they can do is source from original residents.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:16 am

[media]

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:20 am

Bwahahaha fuck you too!

Never considered myself a "bad ass burner" before, so thanks for that.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:07 pm

WOW!!!

Somehow you managed to get the completely WRONG idea about us.

I wonder what you will do with it???

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:23 am

Amateurs use the Who What Where guide to showcase their camp and events.
Professionals use eplaya.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:15 pm

Hahahaaaaaaaaa NIST and I just bought an ultra fast new laptop with ultra fast connection...OGM sale name is SPOT ON!

OH MY GAWD watch those 1000+ tix vanish in a milisecond

Good luck to the lucky winners! May they NOT be scalpers

Peace

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:15 am

how about bring what you can afford to bring.

duh.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:16 pm

Wow. That may just be the most self righteously unaware post I've ever seen. Anywhere. Ever.

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:11 pm

duh

two

xoA.

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:38 am

nemaste.jpg

Courtesy of Bbadger, btw where is Bbadger

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:57 pm

hmmm, reading/English comprehension not so good in Tel Aviv??

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:34 am

Is it going to be like being awake, and breathing? like camping? like sleeping? Like going to the bathroom? walking upright? will my hands work the same?

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:26 pm

Well, that took longer than I expected.......

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:55 pm

Have I told you lately that I love you?

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:57 pm

I see a troll under that there bridge.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:02 pm

Yep. I can use google image search too.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:22 pm

Amateurs post on eplaya.
Professionals delete.

Here is where we really need Page 4, because Page One no longer exists....

Oh wait....... neither does Page 4.....

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:17 pm

I liked it.
I voted no.

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