The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:35 pm

Perfect, sputnik... now you just hold onto those, and I'll be right back...

Dj, hold that thought: I'll be back...

BHA: you can hold whatever you like, and I'll be back, for sure!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:36 pm

Oh god: I just re-read that post a page back.. all fucked up. sorry about that. too many REAL drinks... (well, I've only had one.... SO FAR...)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:37 pm

TISH! There you are...

*kiss*

did you hear about my outfit for tomorrow? Sam's request. And you know whtat they say: customer's always right...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:37 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:too many REAL drinks... (well, I've only had one.... SO FAR...)

As if we could tell.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:38 pm

sputnik wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:too many REAL drinks... (well, I've only had one.... SO FAR...)
As if we could tell.

What's THAT supposed to mean???

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:39 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: What's THAT supposed to mean???

It's a FUCKIN bar! We're not paying that much attention to how fucked up you are. Cause we are too!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:41 pm

Oh yeah. that.

Well...

um.... er.....

I knew that. I was just making sure YOU knew what you were talking about...[/i]

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:42 pm

I seem to have inserted the f*ck thread into the bar thread. Sorry

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:45 pm

it's okay; it happens when you drink.. one thing becomes another...

Okay, I'm really going this time boys. I'll see you bright and early tomorrow...

-Guinivere

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:46 pm

Later gator

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:49 pm

Cheers.

Sput, you ever heard the one about the horny ant?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:51 pm

No, and now I'm afriad to hear it, but go ahead.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:53 pm

Woo hoo! Back for a short while...

Sputnik, how are those cuffs coming?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:54 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Woo hoo! Back for a short while...

Sputnik, how are those cuffs coming?

Ready whenever you are.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:56 pm

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. Now this ant fancies himself sort of a ladies man.

So the elephant says, "Help me, help me." But the ant refuses unless the elephant agrees to let let him screw her.

The elephant says, "Anything! Anything!" So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to start humping away.

Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, who witnessed the whole episode, was laughing so much that he fell out of the tree and landed on top of the elephant. The elephant screams in suprise. The ant says "Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!!!"

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:58 pm

There's a lesson in there somewhere.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:01 pm

The version I know is a bit different:

An elephant is walking through the jungle when he steps on a thorn. As he sits wailing in agony, a mouse walks by. The elephant asks the mouse to help him, and the mouse says 'no no. I remember you. you sat on my uncle'. The elephant begs the mouse, and finally the mouse agrees, but on the condition that the elephant do whatever the mouse wants. "anything" the elephant says. So, the mouse takes out the thorn, and then tells the elephant "I want to have my way with you". the elephant tries to argue, but the mouse reminds him of their bargain. Figuring he can do no harm, the elephant allows the mouse to mount him from behind. Well, while the mouse is fucking the elephant, a coule of monkeys happen by in the treetops and think it is quite the sight. They take a couple of coconuts, and begin throwing them at the elephant. One hits the elephant right in the head, after which the elephant screams "OWWWWW!"

Not even pausing, the mouse yells "That's right, take it ALL, bitch!".

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:02 pm

I'm just getting home from a 10 hour day and I get an old joke?

Ah come on, I'm gonna have to be intoxicated just to come into this camp, ain't I.

but then...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:02 pm

GE, your's is superior. Is there a beat that you just can't match?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:04 pm

Allright time for a drink....

Mind erasers all the way around..

1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
1/2 oz. Lime Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:06 pm

Midori! Yum. I was just introduced to this stuff this summer.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:07 pm

Nope, BHA: I'm beatified...

(and rhythmic, too!)

BTW, I just crushed you....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:08 pm

Nice way to end the night Sandman. But the sandman is calling me. The morning is not far away.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:08 pm

DJ: do you know the recipe for a Scooby Snack? I've had them often, but forget what's in them. I would love one, and a round for everyone, while you're at it...

if it's not too much trouble...

*bats eyelashes*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:09 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Mind erasers all the way around..

Zooop

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:12 pm

Evening folks,
I'll take one of those Sandwichman

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:12 pm

aaahhhh.....mind erased....

"...comfortably numb..."

y'all are too fucking funny tonight!!

'nother joke drunk-yogi!!

can't wait to see the 'kini, GE!! *smooch*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:13 pm

Glad to know you approve, Tish. I was hoping so...

did you get my note over on the fuck thread?? I meant it, wholeheartedly.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:15 pm

Z!! Glad you could make it in tonight!

(what'd I tell you , dj? Now for the green with jealousy part.... d'you have any ideas???)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:15 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:DJ: do you know the recipe for a Scooby Snack? I've had them often, but forget what's in them. I would love one, and a round for everyone, while you're at it...

if it's not too much trouble...

*bats eyelashes*

Scooby snacks all around...

1/3 oz. Melon Liqueur
1/3 oz. Vodka
1/3 oz. Milk

Or...

1/2 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur

Or...

1/2 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
1 oz. Milk

You choose which

Jason