The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:09 pm

?????

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:10 pm

Damn another one of those. Won't drag any of ya into it. Just pour me a double Jameson's and I will make my way to a corner booth for a while.

Jason

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:13 pm

tisha2 wrote:i hear ya Sput. and for the record, i love you.

It goes right back at ya

tisha2 wrote:then they are mocked and shamed into leaving on their own.

Now, here is the part that I don't understand about this. Why?

Why would we purposely hurt someone in this way?

This is turning into one of those 'turn the other cheek' kind of talks, but deep down that's how I feel.

Deal with it as you need to. I'm not going there.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:14 pm

Joel! This isn't you with the step kids?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:17 pm

The Rules - Addams Family Style
# "Take your jackets off, or you won't catch a chill" - Morticia to the children (1.01)
# No running in the house allowed without scissors - Morticia to Pugsley (1.01)
# "Look on the dark side" (1.02, 1.05, and 1.46)
# "Patience. Rome wasn't burned in a night" - Morticia to Gomez (1.02)
# "Don't Hurry Home" - Gomez to Wednesday and Pugsley (1.13)
# "Nothing says forever like a hole in the ground." - Gomez (1.17)
# Gomez' secret for a happy marriage: "Never go to bed angry, or on fire." (1.17)
# "Let's go play in traffic." - Wednesday to Pugsley (1.21)
# "Don't forget to unlock the doors" - Gomez to Wednesday and Pugsley (1.22)
# "Come now children, play with your food" - Morticia (1.23)
# "Be sure to over-exert yourself" - Morticia to Fester (1.23)
# "Drive home carelessly" - Wednesday to the audience at the end of her magic show (1.23)
# Regarding the children: "We try to encourage their young minds to wander" - Morticia (1.24)
# "Good women are hard to find - almost as hard as bad women." - Fester (1.24)
# "Bigamy is a game few men can play or win, unless it involves siamese twins" - Gomez (1.24)
# "Of course - cash - the currency of love" - Gomez (1.24)
# "C'mon Pugsley, let's go spend this all in one place" - Wednesday (1.25)
# "A mother knows her son's skull better than anyone." - Mama (1.30)
# "I'll be back after I put on something a little more uncomfortable" - Morticia to Gomez (1.30)
# "Wednesday - middle of the night and no sweater. Good girl." - Morticia (1.33)
# "Keep up the bad behavior." - Morticia to the children (1.35)
# "A shooting star! Make a curse, 'Tish" (1.38)
# "It is wrong to blow things up and engage in unnecessary torture until after chores are done" - Gomez (1.40)
# "A happy child is just an unhappy child whose having fun." - Morticia (1.40)
# "Spoiling the children ... inspires rebellion and disrespect." - Fester (1.40)
# "Don't forget to drive recklessly" - Gomez (1.46)
# "If razor sharp delivery and lightning speed don't work ... cheat!" - Gomez (1.47)
# "Dating is for the vultures." - Fester (1.47)
# "I'll keep my eyes crossed." - Gomez, hoping for good luck (1.48)
# "What did we say to you about shooting your brother out of a cannon?" "Not outside." - Morticia to Wednesday and Wednesday's answer. (1.50)
# "There are plenty of eels in the sea." (1.50)
# "Be it ever so dismal, there's no place like home." - Gomez (1.50)
# "If you're going to lie, you better learn to back it up." - Fester (1.50)
# "I guess we should all just be greatful for the bad times we've had here." - Gomez (1.51)
# "Dynamite is a girls best friend." - Morticia to Fester (1.53)
# "Well, if your going to play fair, why play at all?" - Morticia to Gomez (1.53)
# "It doesn't matter whether you win or lose. It's how many stitches you require." - Fester (1.53)
# "You have to learn to be insensitive to each other's needs." - Fester (1.53)
# "Make yourselves uncomfortable." - Fester to his clients (1.53)
# "Love hurts." - Wednesday to Pugsley as she drops a tree on him. (1.53)
# "Breaking up is even more fun than making up." - Gomez (1.53)
# "Unpleasant dreams", says Gomez to Morticia at bedtime (1.56)
# "If you can't have a senseless bitter feud with family, who can you have it with?" - Gomez (1.58)
# "It's nice having a feud in the house". "Yes, I believe that's why we decided to have kids." - Gomez and Morticia (1.58)
# "Make sure they spoil their appetites" - Gomez to Lurch regarding Wednesday and Pugsley (1.61)
# "Why are men so predictable?" "Because it makes it easier for us to control them" - Wednesday and Morticia (1.62)
# "A woman likes a man who breaks the rules once in a while. After all, isn't that what romance is all about?" - Morticia to King Lester (1.62)
# "If I'm dead, what will I have to live for?" - Gomez (1.65)

from here

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:17 pm

Ahh...the J's have arrived. Hi guys.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:18 pm

tisha2 wrote:?????

Sorry about that, I saw it and thought I had to share. It's for Lydia, really. Even though it's a prarie dog.

Do we have a house band? He's here for the audition.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Joel! This isn't you with the step kids?

if it were only that easy!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:41 pm

Hey Sput.. good 2 C U 2... (Basking in the aroma of a fine Cuban cigar...)

Joel as well - Good evening! (Well, it's evening in Paris!!)

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:50 pm

Paris?

since Henry Miller left, what is there to see?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:54 pm

'Tis not a question of what to see, 'tis a question of when to drink!

OK, it's almost Midnite in Moscow. Vodka for the house!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:57 pm

I like the way you think Sue.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:01 pm

Sue you could so use that in a bar. Call the bar last call around the world. For 24 hours serve drinks that resemble the time zone that reads 2am. I am probably explaining poorly but it could work.

Jason

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:22 pm

But that'd mean I'd have to wait until 11 PM fpr Manhattans? Nooooo!!!!!

Awesome idea, Jason! Rounds of Ouzo? Wow. Of course, an hour later you have Jaegermeister. Or Grappa. Followed by Jameson. I think they make a Brandy in the Azores... Have to concoct something for the Mid Atlantic (call it a Titanic or something) but then you're in South America and all the awesome stuff down there...

Yeah... the International Roadhouse of Booze... I can see it now... Through blurry eyes (crossed for luck!)...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:25 pm

sputnik wrote:
tisha2 wrote:i hear ya Sput. and for the record, i love you.
It goes right back at ya

tisha2 wrote:then they are mocked and shamed into leaving on their own.
Now, here is the part that I don't understand about this. Why?

Why would we purposely hurt someone in this way?

This is turning into one of those 'turn the other cheek' kind of talks, but deep down that's how I feel.

Deal with it as you need to. I'm not going there.

if they start it.
because sometimes ya just have to.

remember this guy??? i thought i handled it pretty darn well. what would you have done?
"the calicowboy files"

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:50 pm

tisha2 wrote:
sputnik wrote:
tisha2 wrote:i hear ya Sput. and for the record, i love you.
It goes right back at ya

tisha2 wrote:then they are mocked and shamed into leaving on their own.
Now, here is the part that I don't understand about this. Why?

Why would we purposely hurt someone in this way?

This is turning into one of those 'turn the other cheek' kind of talks, but deep down that's how I feel.

Deal with it as you need to. I'm not going there.
if they start it.
because sometimes ya just have to.

remember this guy??? i thought i handled it pretty darn well. what would you have done?
"the calicowboy files"

I think you handled it *quite* well! I prolly would've walked over, put my left arm around his shoulder, and whapped him with the baseball bat in my right hand. Twice.

Hmm, then again, it'd leave a pretty nasty MOOP on the floor... Naw, you did good. REAL good. Wish I'd been here back then!

Oops - almost midnite in Athens... did someone mention Ouzo Shooters?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:08 pm

*drooling*

...ouzo....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:09 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Have to concoct something for the Mid Atlantic (call it a Titanic or something)

Ohh. the Canary Islands are out there, Greenland, the mid-adlantic ridge--spreading rocks. Yum.
In the Pacific, Baked Alaska ala booze. Mai Tais for Hawaii, I spose. Maybe I could finally get my Pago Pago Octopus out of the deal.

*Lights the Sandwichman light*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:25 pm

Yo! Guests! All nine of you!
Register and have something to drink already. I've got Celong Island Iced Chai from here to the door!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:46 pm

fabulous fishie, i'll take two!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:49 pm

I'll have one of those room temp Cokes. Dammit.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:55 pm

Hey, Regyna! and Heli! damn...time for me to go. Here's a coke, baby. the rest are hidden under the bar...here...for you. Thanks for today, fishy!

*kisskiss*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:56 pm

Here you go, Regyna.

*goes to fridge, takes out coke, puts in microwave and hits "low" for 10 secs*
Here, Heli.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:57 pm

RLL!!!!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:06 pm

Hi Tisha! Hi Kittie! I'm back, I'm back! Brazil was fabulous...missed you all...not! :) heh...well some anyways. but i was most occupied by my travel adventures, and once i get myself back to terra firma i will make a full report.

thanks fishie, this hits the spot.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:08 pm

Just popping in for a moment to drop off some more Brazilian beer in your honor, there longlanky...

(places one on the sushi boat and floats it to fishie)

Back to work for me...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:09 pm

Yer welcome

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:10 pm

I'm proud to announce I've found religion.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:13 pm

Yo! KittyKat--don't you wanna update your avatar to that lion?