The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:57 pm

buckethead alien wrote: perky optimism

Came with the implants.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:57 pm

Sput - i need to clarify...i never had any problem with you "serving" Uber here. she is totally welcome. that wasn't the issue. i thought you were questioning the overall tendency around here for certain folks to be excluded, which i was explaining with the only instance i could recall of ever actually asking anyone to leave.

what i took issue with in the beginning of this, was stuart getting jumped on and snarked at for calling her on her lack of self-reliance - he was even being a bit sarcastic. i was upset that he was run off for that. i honestly miss him around here quite a lot and didn't like seeing him run off. that was the intention behind the post that started all this:

tisha2 wrote:i'd appreciate if the sweet acceptance you wanna extend to everyone includes my friends, ma cheri. even the ornery and surly types. they're actually my favorites[/b].

didn't say anything about 'don't serve uber'...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:59 pm

I miss stuart too. He's always been an appreciated presence on this board.

And I say this even though I do get a little paranoid that he thinks I'm a rabid generalizer.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:00 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Hello ya fuckos!

I was just passing through and caught up on the Sensei sig line thing. Fucking-A. That's just so beautiful. What's with all the perky optimism these days? Jezuz H. Christ on a crutch.

BUCKET!!!!!!!!!! dont' you dare fucking leave before you share a gigantic fucking shot of patron with me!!!! FUCKO!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:03 pm

Drink? A medicinal application of flaming Tecate might be just what the doctor ordered. Thanks.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:06 pm

tisha2 wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Hello ya fuckos!

I was just passing through and caught up on the Sensei sig line thing. Fucking-A. That's just so beautiful. What's with all the perky optimism these days? Jezuz H. Christ on a crutch.

BUCKET!!!!!!!!!! dont' you dare fucking leave before you share a gigantic fucking shot of patron with me!!!! FUCKO!

Tisha!!!!!!!! You've done something to your hair! And your ASS, my my! Let's get ripped you tamale calientito

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:12 pm

Yayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll whip up some GIANT margaritas and a few shots of patron, baby!!

how YOU doin'?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:16 pm

Pour it on, darlin'. Moi? I'm doing all right just getting over the flu and looking forward to the better weather for burning some shit.

What about you? My goodness, you're looking well.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:18 pm

Um did I step in at the wrong time?

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:20 pm

The Wrong Time? Heck I'm about to start a drunken fishy chorus of "The Gang's all Here" just because the bar is startin' to get lively again.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:28 pm

Did someone say surly?

No?

Fine then.

*hm.... i just had a really great idea.....*

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:30 pm

i want to be sedated.

Jamesons and a Guinness please.

RAMONES - I Wanna Be Sedated

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I gotta go
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go...
Just put me in a wheelchair...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:33 pm

i want to be sedated and hear my crazy lil sister's idea.... i can see the flames in your eyes, sissy....

more patron, bucket? i am wonderful, m'dear! life, love, work...all flowing beautifully! dang! i need a real drink! it is friday, is it not?!

guiness and jameson's for Joel! and one for meeeee.......

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:39 pm

Beware the drunken poster tonight.

I am off to a night of debaucherizing Portland. For those of you new to this just avoid replying to my postings and don't forget to laugh at me in the morning.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:46 pm

ta, baby!! have fun! i won't be able to torment you this evening...off-line at home. but i can't wait to readyyour drinken tipingg....

i think the gang's all gone. i'm gonna sneak across to the pub for a lil somethin' somethin' to make the rest of my workday more bearable...

ciao bellas!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:48 pm

Hey sis, I thought you didn't love me anymore.

I was just pondering my sig line in that other place, which was someone else's doing by the method of off by one. I just realised that it could be my superhero name.

It is, by the way, Molotov Cocktease. It made quite the impression at Vancouver Recomp, I dare say I'll end up keeping it.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:50 pm

She always runs away just when I get here.

No wonder I have abandonment issues.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:55 pm

*Sandwich runs in long enough to give Surly Tart a good squeeze then off he runs*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:25 pm

Toodles all. Must be off to more exciting dental adventures!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:42 pm

So sorry to get set up and run. Nice to see you all. I had to meet a contractor who surprised me with an offer of a house-full of perfectly good double-glazed windows. For free!!! Just saved me thousands on the renno. E-yeah!

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:46 pm

Just got back from the friggin 3 hour wait at the DMV (the real one) and boy could I use a drinkie-poo...

the rebbi
B1699

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:48 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:Just got back from the friggin 3 hour wait at the DMV (the real one) and boy could I use a drinkie-poo...

the rebbi
B1699

Before we serve you I am going to need 3 pieces of ID and a hairline sample.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:03 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
Last Real Burner wrote:Just got back from the friggin 3 hour wait at the DMV (the real one) and boy could I use a drinkie-poo...

the rebbi
B1699
Before we serve you I am going to need 3 pieces of ID and a hairline sample.

;)

Hairline? How Habout Hunited Hairline? >>higghe higgle<<

Well, what started as a simple dropping off of the time reports for yesterday ended up being one thing after another, culminating with (joy oh joy) setting up a trailer mounted porta potty for my crew... If you've ever seen what a bunch of Emergency Service Highwaymen can do to a portapotty... PHEWWW!!!

BUt, it's out of here... might I be able to talk you out of a double of something pungent... Maybe my usual? (Double 101 Turkey with a double maker's floater). I'd show you my hairline, but my widow's peak stoped for a while, so you'll have to go with Marie's... I think her's is missing enough... >>giggles<<

Oh, meebee one for SWman (this one's on me) and, Heya Alien, one for you too. AN' of course, Tish and Gomez... ANd FISHIE!!!... and... aw hell, this rounds on me... hope you don't mind if I haven't washed my hands yet...

I love my job, but some parts are just flat *disgusting*!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:16 pm

Hey Tish, got any of those Sams Choice colas left?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:15 pm

Alright...I'm back. Anyone minding the bar? I could use a long island ice tea.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:28 pm

tisha2 wrote:Sput - i need to clarify...

didn't say anything about 'don't serve uber'...

True. I guess I read more into what you said than was there. I'm sorry.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:33 pm

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:42 pm

Hmmm, no one around.

steps behind the bar and scrounges up a Twisted Tea, then disappears into the shadows

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:08 am

Hmmm, lights on nobody home,.... Makes me feel not so all alone.

* slips behind the bar, puts some ice in a glass and adds some black velvet, and sour mix, wanders over to check out the bowl of the hookah in the non-tobacco smoking section to see if by chance anything might have been left behind*

Oh well, probably didn't need any anyway.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:13 am

Hello, hello ... are you still out there?

The Bar

so many people, so little ammunition.

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