The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:06 pm

Warm drinks tonight for me.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:15 pm

I'm gonna try that next time... sure beats blowing your brains out... which is so futile you really *do* feel like blowing your brains out!

Lessee.. little lemon... honey... brandy... warmed a bit... Here ya go, hon... hope you feel better!

Hmmm... better finish this one up, gotta go drop my love letter to the IRS and FTB at the USPS PDQ!

Hugs to all - see ya when I get back!!!

Oh... if you see Marie Antoinette's head... could ya set it on the barback between the stuffed armadillo and the pickled possum paws?? She's rolled off somewhere again... prolly looking for that Kernul Killbuck Action Figure... Anyway, I'll grab it later. Thanks!

;~) BBS

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:21 pm

I've decided that rest is what I need. I'm crashing.

synchronicity · Post by **synchronicity** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:31 pm

Yo Sputnik -
Try a dose of homemade ginger tea. I brew it very stout and add lime and a dab of honey - seems to do the trick.

(edited to correct spelling, and because I can! Yippee!!!)

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:38 pm

sputnik wrote:I've decided that rest is what I need. I'm crashing.

Night, sweetie... you take care of yourself, get yourself better, 'K?

I'll keep a surprise stashed in the reach in for you!

Hugs,
BBS

synchronicity · Post by **synchronicity** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:55 pm

bullD wrote:a shot of acid directly to the eyball works much quicker than on the toungue...I would never put a shot of acid on my eyeball,,, just testing the edit function. Ha!

It works!!! perhaps then I should try a shot of acid to the eyeball

ohh ohhhhhhhh! multiple edits are a go!!!

To quote Ken Kesey as well as I can recall:

"One drop to clear the cobwebs."

"Two drops to open the third eye."

"And three drops? Three drops my friend, to see God as He appeared in
Golden Gate Park."

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:58 pm

**Burp**

Oh Lord, that’s better

(Floating down from the rafters)

Oh, looky... pickled opossum paws!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:16 am

Aren't they ducky?? I'm also kind of fond of the Pickled Pigs Ears... tho it's been a while since they've had them... The Deep Fried Water Cress leaves something to be desired, tho...

BTW, to all my buds here at the pub, Happy "I survived the Federal Tax Incursion" day... I think I finally made out on the + side - first time in many years... so...

FWOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!

Champagne all around! (And another hot toddie toke for Sputnik - I just got over it, and between the toddies and zinc-C's it kicked pretty quick... Iknow he's not here, but I owe him one anyway,..)

You know, if it weren't for y'all, I'd be sober far too often!! >>hugs<<

Weds... AKA BBS

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:46 pm

OK, just popping in for a minute to say that I've just about crushed whatever it was that was making my throat scratchy. By morning I'll either be 100% or it will make a comeback and I'll be feverish and achy.

Thanks for the extra help there BB Sue.

See you tomorrow.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:52 pm

Thought I'd drop you off a bourbon and honey to help with the throat, sputnik.

(sets the glass on the bar)

Might be back later...

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:36 pm

Hey guys, this is kind of a shout out to everyone. I've been working on my resume and I was wondering if anyone would take a look at it and give me some feedback. There are some things that I don't necessarily like about it, but I don't know what to put instead. Some of you had offered before, but I can't remember who. So, if your willing please email me and I'll send it to you (it's a Word document). Thanks!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:43 pm

Send it on down.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:00 pm

Ditto here (but not ditto as in the Limbaugh... oh, never mind!!!)... pass it this way, I'll be happy to critique it (I do it enough for work, about time I can help a friend!!) and let you know how it reads...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:30 am

OK, now all that is left of my illness is a bit of nasal congestion.

Coffee is on.

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:49 am

mmm.. coffee... Dark Roast?

I brought doughnuts...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:50 pm

It is so quiet in here these days. I need to do a strip-tease on the bar or something. It is tough when when all you are wearing is a bowtie and bowling shoes. So where are ya all?

Jason

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:51 pm

So where are ya all?

Lurkin and drinkin????

(snags a now slightly stale, but still tasty donut)

mmmmm... donuts and red wine. You know... (donut crumbs flying as he speaks) now that you mention it, a Sandwichman strip tease might just bring in the crowds.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:07 pm

*M walks in the door-flap, grabs a diet choke and some popcorn, sits in her comfy chair and waits for the "Show" to start.......*

Did I miss it? Dang!
*tosses some popcorn in her mouth, sips some pop...grins as the pop makes the popcorn desolve*

(trying out the edit)again....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:13 pm

Stale donut?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:15 pm

Oh... and I liked it better as “diet choke”, actually.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:15 pm

LeChat! How're you tonight?
*shoves popcorn in her mouth, half of which falls to floor....*
I hate it when that happens!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:18 pm

*one of those little floor vacuum robots comes out of the cat door and cleans up the popcorn*

Ok, I changed it back to diet choke!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:19 pm

Tired but good. I’ll not be here long. Got an early morning tomorrow.

How are you?

(walks around under Msky's chair munching stray popcorn)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:21 pm

*one of those little floor vacuum robots comes out of the cat door and cleans up the popcorn*

AHHHHH!!!

It’s got my tail!!! Shut it off, shut it off!!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:25 pm

I'm doing much better then the week I was sick, that's for sure! I've never been so sick! I have been thinking that maybe it's my gallbladder, but several people at work have had similar symptoms, so maybe it was the flu thing. I'm even better because my computer was down all at the same time! I think I caught some lightening through my modem and into my power supply which I had to replace. Had to replace the modem too. The modem was at least free since I rent it through the cable provider.

*throws more popcorn in her mouth, swigs pop.....giggles after the popcorn dissloves*

I love it when it dissolves! Sorry! I think it's better with strawberry koolaid though. Wonder if there is some in the fridge?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:26 pm

*M runs over and hits the off button on the robot....*

Are you OK? Sheesh, sorry 'bout that!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:31 pm

(Looks at tail)

eh... a little wrinkled, but no less for the wear.

Glad you’re feeling better.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:34 pm

*scratches kitty under the chin, runs hand down his back and to the end of his tail...smoothing out the fur*

Oh, I can't stay long either....got to get up at 5. Bleh!

*finds a packet of koolaid and mixes up a pitcher. Pours a glass and does the dissolving popcorn thing*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:37 pm

Lechat, you ever heard of the Cornhole game? It's a beanbag game. I am thinking about building a set and bringing it out to BM and setting it up some people can play.

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:46 pm

*poof*

hola mi amigos

*notices a vacubot in the room and flicks it on*

*orders a double shot of what's not hot*

How we doing this evening?