The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:21 am

fishy - i know a variation, but please.....do tell?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:25 am

tisha2 wrote:fishy - i know a variation, but please.....do tell?

I did, scrolled way down. But here it is again.

They taste "Funny"

What's yours?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:25 am

Oh, Sam...I thought you were complaining... about them being too small...

Currently, I can wear the same clothes I wore when I was 14... I'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon... dancing helps, though. And being a veghead. Fishy, shut your ears: (I still eat sushi, though. I LOVE sushi).

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:25 am

oops - didn't scroll down...you already told.

yeah. what'd one clown cannibal say to the other?

"somethin taste funny to you?"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:26 am

Okay here's another (stolen from Lloyd Llewellan/Dan Clowes)
Did you hear about the Cannibal Beatnik?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:30 am

*best Gracie Allen voice*

No, fishy, i didn't! Tell me about the Cannibal Beatnik!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:32 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Oh, Sam...I thought you were complaining... about them being too small...

Currently, I can wear the same clothes I wore when I was 14... I'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon... dancing helps, though. And being a veghead. Fishy, shut your ears: (I still eat sushi, though. I LOVE sushi).

Shit... I can't even wear the same aftershave I wore when I was fourteen... I grew about 14 inches between the ages of fourteen and seventeen.... ..... Somebody talking about me??.... Shut up!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:33 am

He ate three squares a day.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:35 am

sorry, didn't mean to butt into that joke.... oooops

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:36 am

that's great, baby!

hey, Sam - you gonna buy a drink or just ogle the waitress all day?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:37 am

Just like a real bar. Always having to talk over some boozey neighbor to be heard.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:38 am

um, yeah, have to say there's some <significant> height difference betwen Zooooo and GE. hate to break it to you, Zu.

i think i grew hips between age 14 and now, so my 14 year old clothes wouldn't fit. and my shoulders are too broad now. alas, i had to benqueath my first and only power suit to my mother, who swam in it even though at was a zero or a two or something ridiculous like that. though i might try to steal it back and see if it'll work.... hmmm.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:40 am

Just like a real bar. Always having to talk over some boozey neighbor to be heard.

Trying to give you all the comforts of home...

Rian: there's height difference between me and MOST people... except you! I'm a SHRIMP! Five-foot-two with exceptional posture...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:43 am

GuinivereElise wrote: Rian: there's height difference between me and MOST people... except you! I'm a SHRIMP! Five-foot-two with exceptional posture...

that's about how i remembered you.
hey, and i thought you were taller. i think i have you by close to an inch - when i've been getting chiropractic - and about half an inch when i haven't.

but you see, Zu is rather tall and, while not remotely overweight, is a significant force in the universe.

GE, ever tried stilts? it's so strange to be seeing the tops of everyone elses's heads.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:44 am

rian - sometimes those suits look better a little snug...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:44 am

No time to play today kids. Just a quick drink and I'm outta here.

Nice outfit GE

How about a shot of something harsh?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:44 am

Time for some drinks....How about a round of....

Pesticidal Cherries

2 oz. Vodka
8 oz. Cherry Cola
8 oz. Tonic Water
1 tbsp. Grenadine
5 Maraschino Cherries

Add the grenadine to the tonic and mix well. Add cola and one shot of vodka at same time.. put the 5 cherries in the other shot of vodka and soak for at least 10 minutes (cherries can be soaked in advance and kept in the refrigerator). Remove cherries and add the other shot of vodka. Garnish with some more cherries.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:46 am

snug where?

Zu, do you wear suits?

Oh, and ya'll be careful of this guy. He'll sneak up behind you....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:47 am

I'll take one of those. Not really harsh, but the cherry coke will do the trick.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:48 am

sputnik wrote:I'll take one of those. Not really harsh, but the cherry coke will do the trick.

In that case how about a...

Red Devil

1/2 oz. Sloe Gin
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
1 tbsp. Lime Juice
2 oz. Orange Juice

Shake with ice and strain

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:49 am

That was great.

Kisses and hugs all around. Gotta fly. Bye

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:51 am

Rian: it's the posture. I put off the vibe of being taller... everyone says so. When I tell someone my exact height, they usually say something along the lines of "you're kidding! I thought you were taller than THAT".

But no, 5'2".

I was meaning to put on a friends' stilts at the burn, but never got around to it. Next year, for surely and for certain. Its' funny that I normally can't remember what any given person was wearing, but I know what kind of SHOES they had on...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:53 am

Next shot not for the weak......

Sangria De Satan

1 oz. Tabasco Sauce
1 oz. Tequila (Preferably Dos Equis Tequila)
1 Lemon

Cut a wedge out of the lemon and really tear into it, sucking all the juice out of it. Then shoot the Tabasco, and hold it in your mouth for 10 seconds. Then swallow and put the fire out with the tequila. Repeat as necessary

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:55 am

Jason, do you have a 'sword' drink? For Tisha and I?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:56 am

samtzu wrote:Jason, do you have a 'sword' drink? For Tisha and I?

Nope

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:57 am

Nothing really close either.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:57 am

it freaks Sensei out when the short people in his life show up tall.
soon you, too should have the chance to play that mind fuck on him.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:57 am

Wow, that's the first time I've seen the dj get stumped...

dj, are you okay? What's up???

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:58 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Wow, that's the first time I've seen the dj get stumped...

dj, are you okay? What's up???

I am allright no worries. Just a recovery day.

Jason

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:59 am

Okay, just checking. Didn't know if I should be worried about you or not...