DAMMIT BILL !!!

[Ugly Dougly]

She doesn't like to be kissed fiercely.
Damnit.

[Foxfur]

Dammit Bill! My Spam reserves are nearly depleted!

[Ugly Dougly]

Good Lord, man, I never thought it would come to this. Check your damn email. I get spam for free all the time, though not nearly as good as the cases I pick up at the grocers.

[FIGJAM]

Dammit Bill!

White pube!!!!!!!!

[theCryptofishist]

Dammit, Bill!! TMI!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit Bill, I used to be a travel agent. Now I book my own trips and I fuck them up EVERY TIME. What happened to me?

[AntiM]

Dammit Bill, some days I shouldn't watch the local news.

[oneeyeddick]

I can't use Bill, ever since 'League Of Gentlemen' Dave is my genericized name for all humans….

uM, yes you can, Dammitt Bill is VERY real, anmd lives right here in Reno, used to be right down the road from me, but we have both moved since this thread started(I just finished 2 days ago, and DAMMIT BILL!!!...that sucked!!!)

[robbidobbs]

Damn it Bill! I can't find the camp that had the orbitron on the 3:00 keyhole a couple years ago. Looked everywhere (except where I can find the camp).

[Ugly Dougly]

Damnit Bill, why did I have to drop my coffee cup, shattering it, in front of teh Cute Girl in the cafeteria? Points to her, she helped me pick up the pieces. I'm still shy around the hot babes.

[theCryptofishist]

Dmmit Bill! Why do you have put more ladies in Dougly's way, when he's already got a girlfriend? Is it too much to ask for a more even distribution of dates?

[Savannah]

Sympathies, Dougly--that's just the sort of thing I would do. And suddenly it'll feel like all the blood in my entire body is in my face.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit, Bill! My big fat head keeps getting in the way.

Stooped down to clean the bathroom floor and smashed it against the sink. Saw stars for a second there.
Later, throwing something in the kitchen garbage, whacked the side of my head against the corner of the upper cupboard -- sharp!

Dammit, Bill. Must household chores be potentially fatal?

[theCryptofishist]

Dammit, Bill. Must household chores be potentially fatal?

They're just like buying burningman tickets, without the dark alley.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit, Bill. Must household chores be potentially fatal?

They're just like buying burningman tickets, without the dark alley.

Sometimes I take out the recycling at night.
Just sayin'.

[AntiM]

Dammit, Bill. Must household chores be potentially fatal?

They're just like buying burningman tickets, without the dark alley.

Sometimes I take out the recycling at night.
Just sayin'.

Damn girl, you live on the edge!

[Straightveg]

Dammit Bill! They fixed the AC in the shop on Tuesday. So why oh why is it still 92 Degrees, INDOORS!??!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit, Bill!

When you're walking down the sidewalk, keeping abreast of the parade, and you come to a Dis/ability Viewing Stand, and the middle-aged lady with the volunteer T-shirt and the big smile (that would be me) politelyasks you to walk behind the stand, instead of in front of it, so as to allow her (seated) guests to watch the parade without interruption, please show some respect and do so. It's only 10 extra steps.

You don't have to respect the lady. You're probably right that she's stupid, self-important, fat, and bitchy. Feel free to call her names as you walk around behind the stand. Why? Because it's not about her. It's about the people with disabilities, many of them older people, some of them veterans of the bad old days when gay bars were raided by police on a regular basis, who are there to watch the parade, just like you. They fought for the rights we're celebrating today. They should be able to watch the parade, not some March of Random Assholes.

Let them watch the damn parade, Bill!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit, Bill. You just had to go and put aphids and spider mites all over my fucking garden, didn't you. Suck a jerk.

[AntiM]

Dammit Bill, why did you let the tech lose my nice low profile drain valve cap? The new one is too hard and pokey to sleep with (shut the fuck up). And the bulb spout popped open while I was restlessly trying to sleep, poured out half the lymphatic fluid onto my granny panties which hold the whole shebang in place (shut the fuck up), the gauze belt the bulb has to be pinned to, and my clean sheets I put on the bed today. I am on Larry's side of the bed now, so I don't have to sleep in the wet spot (shut the fuck up).

sidebar: lymphatic fluid, fresh out of the body, has no odor. I bet it will smell in the morning. (shut the fuck up)

[oneeyeddick]

Dammit Bill!!

why do we have to shut the fuck up when a Smörgåsbord of opportunities precludes us?

[AntiM]

Shut the fuck up is a suggestion, not an imperative order. Have at it, Bill.

[wh..sh]

Dammit Bill! Fuck you! Why won't you let me plonk threads?

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit Bill!!

Damn you for leaving the container of pins on the floor, unlidded. Oh, I know it was you. I would never be so careless.
And damn you for tripping on that container, spilling pins all over the living room. You, not me. I would never be so klutzy.

When my partner or I step on one of the pins that got away, and it goes through our foot, dammit Bill!! We're coming for you.

[wh..sh]

Dammit Bill!!! I know you think you have a great body, a badass tattoo, and a fancy jeep. But must you not wear a shirt while getting out of your house?
You know bill, it really isn't THAT hot (in either sense)

[Straightveg]

DAMMIT BILL, why didn't you tell me the fabric store was closed on sunday? Also you really should have told me that some of my friends will refuse to come visit if I have certain other friends over. Not getting along is not cool.

[Patsh]

Dammit, Bill!

Several people have expressed interest in my spare STEP ticket, but one after another, they all got tickets elsewhere.

If the last day to return tickets to STEP was the 7th, and it took you a day to get to my request, shouldn't you have allowed for that, and respected the timestamp on the request?

Bill, next time, say it's the 7th, and make it really when the last request of the 7th is read.

Dammit, Bill...
Play Fair!!!

[AntiM]

Dammit Bill, why did you let that punched in the back pain come back? I really need to use my right arm to finish cleaning up. Dammit.

[Jax Dee]

Dammit Bill,

Why did you let one of the kids almost rip the cabinet door off of my beautiful entertainment center?!? You know you need to keep an eye on them when they get rambunctious!

[AntiM]

Dammit Bill, BOTH my good cast irons skillets? Dammit, if you cook fucking rice-a-roni, at least scrub it enough so the cooked on rice is gone. And what is that crap in the skillet with the terrific patina? Fuck, you can scrub them, they take more cleaning than rinsing. Dammit Bill, now you have to re-finish the big skillet. Dammit.