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Post by **Sham** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:16 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Heart Burn?

I like that better than the VD Festival.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:18 pm

ygmir wrote:
depending on the village, it could be:
bad harvest
Beseeching the Gods for something/sacrifices
or
filled with criminals
or, any combination thereof.

your the cop, you'll fill the jail with all the frat boys you round up trying to sneak in..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:47 pm

Shambala wrote:
ygmir wrote: better yet, traditionally, it was filled with people, before being set alight!!

Can you say" roasted long pork"? Free food, and, the hippies can bring cabbage for cold slaw!!

now, what do you have to say, mr.: "Smarty pants, mayor, short sighted, uninformed, nay-saying buzzkill"?
Ok, ok, I have an idea that will put our little town on the map.
Why don't we hold some sort of festival that has a stick figure of a person that we can party around for a week, and at the end of the week, we light it on fire and dance wildly then send everyone home afterwards.
We can make this strickly alcohol and drug free and make sure that people stay clothed all week. We can expel them if they break the rules.
So not to interfere with that "other thing" down the road, as well as not having to deal with oppressive heat and dust, we can hold it in the dead of winter and have the last day of this event on Valentine's Day every year.
I'll bet we can attract dozens of people to this wild party.

Any thoughts on this proposal?

can we plant corn, and invite Malachai?..........

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:05 pm

hot idea

Survivor Guide list includes:
thermal undies
snowshoes
and pepto bismol

every camp would need a burn barrel for warmth

Post by **Eric** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:19 pm

us townies would have to be drunk during the festival, and whenever Outlanders come near us we need to get real quiet & look nervous.

Then we fine them for disturbing the peace.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:13 am

Welcome to the Burning VD Gathering.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:50 pm

Will our new town have a yearly VD Burning?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:43 pm

maryanimal wrote:Will our new town have a yearly VD Burning?

More like annual penicillin shots.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:50 am

ummm...ewww. I'm allergic to penicillan

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:28 pm

maryanimal wrote:ummm...ewww. I'm allergic to penicillan

yeah, me too. This does pose a problem. Guess I'll wear an extra pair of longjohns!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:33 pm

We'll order some sulpha pill's!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:51 pm

FIGJAM wrote:We'll orded some sulpha pill's!

yuck, I'm sticking with my extra longjohns.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:07 pm

FIGJAM wrote:We'll order some sulpha pill's!

I'm allergic to sulpha too.

Deb Prothero yuck, I'm sticking with my extra longjohns.

Me too. Plus a pair of my feetie jammies.

Post by **Sham** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:01 pm

I'll take my Dr. Denton's with the drop seat---thank you!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:15 pm

Shambala wrote:I'll take my Dr. Denton's with the drop seat---thank you!

sorry. beat you to it

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... 1335783928

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:39 pm

This is what my jammies look like. In fact I have them on right now~

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:42 pm

I wish they had a drop drawer. It would make a some things easier.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:43 pm

Or you could do like they do in the old villages of yore, and pierce the head of the penis/vulva with a 10" spikey thorn. This will cure just about everything espescially demetia.

the rebbi

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maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:45 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Or you could do like they do in the old villages of yore, and pierce the head of the penis/vulva with a 10" spikey thorn. This will cure just about everything espescially demetia.

the rebbi

You mean Dementia????

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:53 pm

that too...
and back talking and snarky sarcastic spellchecking,, it cures both of those, so phrase your post carefully.

the rebbi

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:02 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:that too...
and back talking and snarky sarcastic spellchecking,, it cures both of those, so phrase your post carefully.

the rebbi

But isn't it the snarky, back talking, spell checking that makes eplaya what it is? Yes some should phrase their posts carefully.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:21 pm

maryanimal wrote:ummm...ewww. I'm allergic to penicillan

You'll notice I didn't say Flagyl.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:26 pm

Yes I did fishy. All this talk about STD's makes me realize that the thread is drifting, so maybe we need a doctor who's primary study is VD. What is Dr. Pyro's specialty?

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:19 pm

maryanimal wrote:Yes I did fishy. All this talk about STD's makes me realize that the thread is drifting, so maybe we need a doctor who's primary study is VD. What is Dr. Pyro's specialty?

Mixology.

Here and there · Post by **Here and there** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:30 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Or you could do like they do in the old villages of yore, and pierce the head of the penis/vulva with a 10" spikey thorn. This will cure just about everything espescially dementia.

And make somebody's wedding night a whole lot more interesting!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:56 am

Shambala wrote:Welcome to the Burning VD Gathering.

Well I think we already have that covered weel enough at the regular TWDITD.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:22 am

We're lucky this thread has been pretty much on topic for a dozen pages.

I hate asperin, too. Effective levels are at side effect/low overdose levels for me. But flagyl. Except for the morphium dreams, it was the worst thing about my hospitalizations in 07.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:49 am

Hey, what about that Empire? What not buy it up?

Post by **Sham** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:52 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Hey, what about that Empire? What not buy it up?

Thanks UD. And if we are going to have a REAL town, we will need a pharmacy and a pharmacist to dispense LEGAL drugs for a change.
Do we have anyone within our midsts that feels that can deal with various drugs and not abuse their power?

ANYONE?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:01 am

All I hear are crickets.

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