The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:36 am

Okay, Tish... it's on it's way...

go have your crunchies, and I'll keep yer plate warm for you

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:43 am

can somebody start lining up shots for me?
oh, yeah... good.. almost afternoon....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:53 am

Sounds great! I'll have the lot of it... Oh, except for the veggie sausage.

* Sensei flings veggie sausage over his shoulder, where it is expertly caught by Rian - using her mouth *

Good girl, Rian!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:58 am

Wait: isn't Rian fasting? Shame on you, Sensei.... not nice to tease...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:01 pm

Hey, I didn't say she swallowed...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:14 pm

Just popping in for a quick one, then off to lunch, and then off for training in a computer system that's got more holes in it than a cargo net. And it goes on line in two working days. Shee-it!!

Fuck... I'm on the wrong thread... sorry....

How about a club soda?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:18 pm

Here you go Sam...

with a tit... I mean, a twist...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:26 pm

Sensei wrote:Hey, I didn't say she swallowed...

ooooohhhhh....DANGER! DANGER![/b]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:53 pm

Hey, I didn't say she swallowed...

Ohhh... even more of a tease....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:07 pm

....ssssshhhh!....i don't want to disturb the very heavy debate next door, so i think i'll head out for the day...

Hey you guys?!

Rian?

Joel?

there's a couple o shots of really good tequila and pints o guiness on the bar here waitin' for ya'...if ya want 'em...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:09 pm

Naah, their so wrapped up they can't hear nothin'.
I think I'll head over there now... Watch and learn, kiddies!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:26 pm

Yay!!! Beautifully done, Sensei!! *YOU* get the tequila and Guiness!!!

and the run of the bar, cuz i am done with work, and the sun is shining, and i've got burners and beer arriving at my place soon...yippee!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:03 pm

Burners and Beer? That's my favorite! Sounds like you are gonna have some fun. Our regional should be having our monthly here pretty soon. I can't wait.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:20 pm

cowboy comes in walkin 10 feet off the ground..giant grin and a huge warm heart! Drinks on me...he says as be bounces up to the ceiling.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:04 pm

Hey! I am off duty at 1730 hrs, bartender, could you have one of those PBR's and the shot of the day ready for me at say, 1745? Appreciate it. helitack

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:59 pm

gack,

mock-ups

everything I thought wouldn't work worked really well

everything I thought would be fine is back to the drawing board

Dbl Scotch with a dash of water

Pilsner back please

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:21 pm

What a day.

Windy, cold and wet out there!

PBRs sound good to me. Line up a few, I'm needing to shotgun them.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:23 pm

*sticking probe into bar-space*

Quiet in here.

*extends probe toward top-shelf Scotch area*

ZZZZZZLLLLUUUUURRRPPPPP <- giant sucking sound

Mine, all mine.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:26 pm

I'm cookin up some lamb vindaloo. Anyone interested? Got a case of Kingfisher to go with.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:34 pm

stuart wrote:I'm cookin up some lamb vindaloo. Anyone interested? Got a case of Kingfisher to go with.

Zzzzzzzt!

I am in a vindaloo kinda mood. I'll *probe* that shit all night. C'mere you little vindaloo-cooking superstar!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:53 pm

*sound of large ass being drug into bar*

Funnngggghhhh! Blech! We got slammed at work, then were being trained by someone who could train a cat to chase small furry things on a system that will not fly, but is guaranteed to slam into the ground several times a day... and the Fiesty Yellow Chicken is pissed off at me....

Hey! BHA! How about a Double Hemlock, por favor... and hold the philosophysing... or the philosopher... or something....

*I want a breast... just a nice, soft, warm breast to snuggle up to... shit*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:55 pm

One hemlock martini coming up. You want an amanita chaser with that?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:58 pm

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:10 pm

Thanks... say... Is this philoides or muscaria?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:13 pm

muscaria.

So Sam, I just read you latest in the Pol thread.... Here, take this bottle. Are you a wine drinker? Because if you are I might be able to find just this thing you need right now. (Other than that nice, soft tit.)

Be back in a flash.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:15 pm

kima naan coming right up.

Oh, and I recommend mixing the vinaloo with the lamb biryani as well

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:17 pm

Smells great, Stuart... Lamb, eh? Love it! Dunno' what vinaloo is, though, and and kima naan has got me thoroughly stumped...

Hurry back BHA... can't wait.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:19 pm

shit

see what I just did? See what mock-ups do to overly proud souls? They make them break their self imposed ban on the shamefull* practice of e-miming. Yeah, I just coined that fuckin term. You know, the cutesy habit of typing *so and so enters bar and does this*. Next thing you know I will be e-miming flogging or some such shit.

bih and bleh

*excluded in this is the oh so popular <smooch>. Yeah, that's right. I am making up the mother fucking rules baby.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:20 pm

oh, but that hat looks good on you

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:21 pm

There are no rules, Stuart. Trust me, it's much better that way. We are forced to be polite to each other.

Or kill each other...

blech.... MORE HEMLOCK!!