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joel the ornery
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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:40 am

perhaps, some sunblock on my back?

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:52 am

i WiLL iF yOu TeLL tHe wEiRd gUy wItH tHe sPeEdO tO gO aWaY.

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Post by sputnik » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:02 pm

Gin and Tonic sounds good to me.

Hit me with one of those uBeR.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:04 pm

sPuTnIcK hAs a g-N-t

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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:32 pm

i am the weird guy in a speedo.

G & T me, please.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:37 pm

i'M sOrRy, hAvE a g-N-t

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Post by Sensei » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:40 pm

Oh no you don't Joel. I'm the weird guy in the speedo. I like the way it sets off my copious back hair. Hey, if Blue show up, tell her I had to hit the shower before I go to work and give her this joint, will ya'?

Here's one for yer troubles...

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Post by blueniteowl » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:53 pm

Hit the shower. Check

Hmmm ...

looks down at joint and stares at it for a moment, than puts it in a small cedar box behind the bar.

I hate to break it to him, but I just don't smoke up anymore. Never had a good reaction. I think it interacts with my brain chemistry in a funky way. But I've got this small stash if anyone wants one.

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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:56 pm

non-tobacco smoking?

i am all for it.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:03 pm

wOuLd yOu GeNtLeMeN gO gEt kInEtIck sO hE cAn pLaY tOo?

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Post by sputnik » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:22 pm

Hey there Blue, Sensei.

More GnT please.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:30 pm

I think the wierd guy in the speedo is a refugee pool boy and that it is our responcibility to take care of him or at least to hide him from his exploitaters.

Give him a gnt and a grilled cheese sandwich on my tab.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:31 pm

Sensei wrote:Oh no you don't Joel. I'm the weird guy in the speedo. I like the way it sets off my copious back hair.
Got you beat on both the weird and the back hair.
Saphire gin and two lime slices please.
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:44 pm

well, hello boys!!

i gotcher sapphire & tonic, Rob...and a double for myself as well.

think i need to get some sun on my less-tanned parts before hittin' the desert. mind if a lay out here by the pool with y'all?

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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:59 pm

Don't believe them, uBeR, I, I am the weird guy in the Speedos.

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:02 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Don't believe them, uBeR, I, I am the weird guy in the Speedos.
Hrruummpphhh

Still beatcha on the backhair, though...
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Post by blueniteowl » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:02 pm

Frankly I don't really care who it is.

I like weird guys in speedos and the more the merrier.

I'll have a margarita for the pool please.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:03 pm

Hey!
Anyone seen my speedos laying around?
Oh.
Ewe.
Never mind.

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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:42 pm

15 more minutes, and default world drinking begins

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Post by tisha2 » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:48 pm

hmph.

snubbed in me own bar....that's fucked.

guess who'll be gettin' watered down drinks at the MnG, hmmm????

tthhhpppttt!!!
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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:54 pm

i am soooooo ready for liquor.

hi tisha.

a friend is coming to BM '05. i will be sending him your way, more than likely.

and.... he will be at the playaground, formerly the conGLOMerate, giving out massages.

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Post by sputnik » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:58 pm

Hey, I'm here when Tisha's here!

How about another GnT?

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Post by MrGAJ5001 » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:21 pm

::walks in and sits::

I'll take, if you're giving, one shot for each day left before Burning Man!

Let's make it....6 Tequilas....6 Jagers....and 6 Whiskeys!

WHOO! Let's start this off RIGHT!
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Post by karine » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:39 pm

Speaking of starting this off right-

I just found out the bar had a POOL! Hey! Hey! I'll take MY margarita out there too!

I've gotta get some sun before we hit the playa- I really outa' sit out there and rest (at least) a few hours a day until TAKE OFF! You guys'll know here to find me!

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Post by LeChatNoir » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:44 pm

(black cat walks in, also in a speedo)


This doesn't look too much like a pet diaper, does it? Oh, and how's about a gin & tonic?
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather

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Post by sputnik » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:48 pm

Hey LCN. Here's your GnT

How's life treating you today?

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Post by LeChatNoir » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:50 pm

Thanks!!

Hot, but good. Things are going as planned actually both in the shop and playa prep. That sort of makes me nervous. How about yourself? How’re the windmills coming along?
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Post by sputnik » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:57 pm

The windmills are in final stages. We've actually started taking them apart to get the final touches put on and then get them ready to ship out.

This just in http://www.studioninedesign.com/map05_Psyche_LH.gif

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Post by LeChatNoir » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:01 pm

(Adjusts speedo... looks around for a lap)

Man... that's a hell of a map. Beautiful, actually. Oh no... now I've gotta be obsessive and read it all. Great...
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Post by sputnik » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:03 pm

You're welcome.

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