The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:21 pm

I mean, am I havin a conversation here or am I channeling shields and mother fuckin yarnel and shit.

fuck it

I'm out

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:22 pm

*flips Stuart the bird*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:23 pm

*mimes wind walking*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:23 pm

*laughing my head off*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:24 pm

*mimes wind <i>wanking</>*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:24 pm

*hangs head in shame and exits bar to go home after this long, long day*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:25 pm

*drops mime routine, just wanks*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:28 pm

Oh Jesus, this is too funny. My face hurts.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:30 pm

Now about that wine. I have here a very nice 1989 Chateau Simard, old-school Bordeaux. See if you like it.

That's, uh, okay, Sam, you can stop wanking now. Sam? Sam?

Uh-oh.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:31 pm

OK, I'll take that beer now, why do visitors have to turn their cars over right when I am about to get done with work?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:31 pm

*Drops wank, which falls to the floor and mimes pain. Reels wank back in. Spends next five minutes miming stuffing it back into it's place of concealment.... it appears to be endless! Still stuffing....*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:34 pm

helitack wrote:OK, I'll take that beer now, why do visitors have to turn their cars over right when I am about to get done with work?

Visitors?

Turn over?

Let's take the fucker for a ride and get us some chicks!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:35 pm

*still stuffing.....*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:38 pm

So Sam, what do you feed that thing anyway?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:40 pm

*mimes large snapping turtle*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:41 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
helitack wrote:OK, I'll take that beer now, why do visitors have to turn their cars over right when I am about to get done with work?
Visitors?

Turn over?

Let's take the fucker for a ride and get us some chicks!

Park visitors. They think they can drive their rental car or RV around corners at 70 when the road was designed for 40. hen they turn the damn thing over and guess who gets to go rescue? Thats why I need that beer and a shot, no make that two. And BA, this car is flat as hell, no rides, but I think the tires will still work.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:46 pm

*finally finished with assinine miming of the 'stuffing-wank-in-the-pants' and moon walks over to the bar, picks up the bottle of 1989 Chateau Simard. Mimes cork screw trying to open bottle. Mimes frustration. Genuinely ducks chair thrown by equally frustrated BHA. Puts hands on hips and mimes outrage.*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:47 pm

Oh yeah, dumbasses. I go to a lot of accidents as a member of the press and can't believe the stupid shit some drivers do. Well, so much for the chicks, I guess.

Beer...shot...shot. Got it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:48 pm

*mimes using Stuart's head to get cork out of bottle*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:49 pm

Steart wrote

shit

see what I just did? See what mock-ups do to overly proud souls? They make them break their self imposed ban on the shamefull* practice of e-miming. Yeah, I just coined that fuckin term. You know, the cutesy habit of typing *so and so enters bar and does this*. Next thing you know I will be e-miming flogging or some such shit.

bih and bleh

*excluded in this is the oh so popular <smooch>. Yeah, that's right. I am making up the mother fucking rules baby.

Do you think Stuart might be sensitive to "cutesy" because he works for Disney, or did they hire him because he naturally an antidote to the to cute?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:51 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Steart wrote
shit

*excluded in this is the oh so popular <smooch>. Yeah, that's right. I am making up the mother fucking rules baby.
Do you think Stuart might be sensitive to "cutesy" because he works for Disney, or did they hire him because he naturally an antidote to the to cute?

I think Stuart is kind of cute himself. By the way, have you ever seen Stuart and Rian in the same place at one time? I thought not.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:51 pm

*mime walks to restroom, mimes pulling wank out of pants, actually takes a leak, but wank still in pants... feels stupid... realizes why people want to kill mimes... mime walks out of restroom and out the door, seeking professional help for uncontrolable mime urge. As he is passing out of door, does a twelve step walking-against-wind, hoping that this is the twelve step mime program.... wanders away*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:52 pm

How about this theme:
This is your brain, this is your brain on vacation in a National Park, get it? Frustrating but two hours overtime buys a lot of PBR.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:52 pm

Sam, taste this fucking Simard already.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:56 pm

Sorry... got carried away there. Just a moment.... hmmmm, nice color; not much sediment.... ohhhhhh, good boquet..... and....

Ahhhh..... that is perfect. Choice Burgandy. This is perfect... I am listening to Barber's Addagio for Strings, and remembering...

Allow me a moment here....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:56 pm

Shit, ANOTHER radio call, back when I can, keep my beer warm OK, bye

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:57 pm

Oh ah Hi I'll have what's ever on tap from the third thingie from your left.

think Stuart is kind of cute himself. By the way, have you ever seen Stuart and Rian in the same place at one time? I thought not.

your right and he used to have that thing about being a fluffy cloud. He is cute maybe to cute.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:00 pm

* Sensie mimes a cranky stu by turning around, bending over and moving his butt cheeks in a manner imitating speech *

My name is stuart and I'm cranky. And damn, I just need to share it.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:01 pm

Ahhhhh.... Barber.... about the only thing of his I really know....

Love the burgandy, BHA... you are truly a prince....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:03 pm

Zulegoona wrote:...your right and he used to have that thing about being a fluffy cloud. He is cute maybe to cute.

But not cutesy. Never cutesy. Not even the avatar.