Sounds like Reba got a nice fucking endorphin rush!
It beats a fucked up sugar rush anytime!
Fuck!
Channeling Harriet, K? Fuckin' A!Don't forget you would have perfect hair with Propecia, a waif like body from taking all the Xenical, 4 guaranteed hours of sleep per night with Sonata, freaky hallucinatory trips by taking Hydrocodone, be free of muscle tension after buying Skelaxin without a script, and on and on it goes.
No dude. No limit one way or the other. I figured that seeing as how I can be such an assholish pain-in-the-scrotum for just about everyone in my personal orbit that I'd just go ahead and say what I saw and type what I think as far as experiences and observations as someone who has invested a significant amount of time into the event over the last eleven years.. This has nothing to do with what most people know of as The After Burn Report. In fact only a few people will probably be interested in reading it or in what I have to say - especially from the point-of-view of a Ranger. Just the same I think it needs to be said. A goodly amount of what i've included has been garnered from these pages as I'm assuming that lots of people in the BORG don't have the time or the where with all to skim over what's being said here given the number and frequenciy of posts. Still, a lot of what's been brought up here I believe needs to be looked at and discussed. The ugly little trend I see happening here is that the population is getting tipped with just enough people coming in through the gates that have this idea that BM is about a party and not much else. I don't buy that bullshit or the behavior that I believe is associated with that mindset. Hate it as I might I find myself falling into the idea of "way back when..." Truth be known way back when was when it really seemed about this nebulous idea of 'community.' I just didn't get much of that at all this year. Just found myself wanting to steer clear of every homogenous sounding, mediocre music playing, superficial schmuts-inhabited camp I found myself coming into contact with. Still, after all of that there is so fucking much that attracts me back. Each time I go back holding onto the possibility that it won't turn into the New American Holiday that Wired magazine termed a few years back.Tell me you are NOT writing any 21 fucking pages, B! They are not putting that out as the real fucking limit, are they? Time for a quick email to bliss, methinks. Fuck.
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Kinetic
Badger, it might not get much fucking attention once you submit it, but that report is needed. Badly. You hit it dead on with your last post.
This post was edited...I commited the cardinal sin of not saying FUCK at least once in the post. Three fucking Mea Culpas and a Fuck Yer Day to anyone offended!
This post was edited...I commited the cardinal sin of not saying FUCK at least once in the post. Three fucking Mea Culpas and a Fuck Yer Day to anyone offended!
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don't you mean: "fucking nigerians"?blyslv wrote:There was a man in Nigeria that sued for divorce from his wife because her vagania was "too wide and watery." The judge granted the divorce.Spokes wrote:How come I don't ever get spam that says "Your vagina is too big"? I would at least read that one.
Fucking judges.
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don't be. these are the same people who invented the practice of mutilating women's genitals.OregonRed wrote:blyslv wrote:There was a man in Nigeria that sued for divorce from his wife because her vagania was "too wide and watery." The judge granted the divorce.Spokes wrote:How come I don't ever get spam that says "Your vagina is too big"? I would at least read that one.
Fucking judges.
Wow...I'm stunned.
you should be fucking outraged.
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It is fucking outrageous. Just like stoning a woman for giving birth out of wedlock under Sharia law. Fucking outrageous.princess strych-9 wrote:don't be. these are the same people who invented the practice of mutilating women's genitals.OregonRed wrote:blyslv wrote: There was a man in Nigeria that sued for divorce from his wife because her vagania was "too wide and watery." The judge granted the divorce.
Fucking judges.
Wow...I'm stunned.
you should be fucking outraged.
As far as that fellow goes, the judge just might have also been thinking that this fellow is an asshole with a small penis, and granting *his wife* a divorce is the only humane thing to do. Dunno, there may be more to the full story.
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don't be. these are the same people who invented the practice of mutilating women's genitals.Wow...I'm stunned.
you should be fucking outraged.[/quote]
It is fucking outrageous. Just like stoning a woman for giving birth out of wedlock under Sharia law. Fucking outrageous.
As far as that fellow goes, the judge just might have also been thinking that this fellow is an asshole with a small penis, and granting *his wife* a divorce is the only humane thing to do. Dunno, there may be more to the full story.[/quote]
i'm a little surprised the judge didn't order her to have one of those operations where they sew up your cunt to "revirginize" it.
we need to teach the third world ( and american women ) about kegels.
Don't drop that!
"mutilating women's genitals"
Fuck-in-A.....People that cut up nice equipment are not on my party list. Just goes against the laws of being...of being kind...of meaning well...of having a clue. Stone-age. To impose on others is really not helping out on this life raft of ours, planet earth. Of course many are just trying to find their next meal...so they would, or could, care less. They say it's their culture, their will, it has always been that way...The woman ask for it as a right....
In the third world the most powerful weapon in the world is food......what would you say?
Fuck-in-A.....People that cut up nice equipment are not on my party list. Just goes against the laws of being...of being kind...of meaning well...of having a clue. Stone-age. To impose on others is really not helping out on this life raft of ours, planet earth. Of course many are just trying to find their next meal...so they would, or could, care less. They say it's their culture, their will, it has always been that way...The woman ask for it as a right....
In the third world the most powerful weapon in the world is food......what would you say?
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Re: Don't drop that!
that if people are well fed, they're less likely to slice each other up.Zona wrote:"mutilating women's genitals"
Fuck-in-A.....People that cut up nice equipment are not on my party list. Just goes against the laws of being...of being kind...of meaning well...of having a clue. Stone-age. To impose on others is really not helping out on this life raft of ours, planet earth. Of course many are just trying to find their next meal...so they would, or could, care less. They say it's their culture, their will, it has always been that way...The woman ask for it as a right....
In the third world the most powerful weapon in the world is food......what would you say?
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who said anything about killing people?TestesInSac wrote:Sorry, 'taint true. Well fed people will still kill each other over their favorite football team or a pair of shoes.
we were talking about genital mutilation - stay on topic ya fuckin noob!
oh, and testes, that not my nipple in your mouth - it's the tip of the mop.
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That which does not kill you makes you bitter.
Badger-san wrote:
>Still, after all of that there is so fucking much that attracts me back.
Dude! You wrote all that self-referencial BS and you only used the word "fuck" in a sentence once? Where do you think you are: the senior staff list?
If it's 21 pages long, I'll read it in the bathroom. But it will get read.
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>Still, after all of that there is so fucking much that attracts me back.
Dude! You wrote all that self-referencial BS and you only used the word "fuck" in a sentence once? Where do you think you are: the senior staff list?
If it's 21 pages long, I'll read it in the bathroom. But it will get read.
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You wanna know whats completely fucked in the head. The fuckin parents! The fucking parents who come to my board thats for people who are childfree by choice and tell us that they feeeeeeeeeeeeeel sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry for us. That we dont dont know what we ar emissing.
FUCk! YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!
Do you know how much I want to fuckin scream right now. I hate em. I absolutly hate them. FUCK YOU ALL!
I am so fuckin angry right now i am seeing red.
FUCk! YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!
Do you know how much I want to fuckin scream right now. I hate em. I absolutly hate them. FUCK YOU ALL!
I am so fuckin angry right now i am seeing red.
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
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That which does not kill you makes you bitter
So go for a walk. You don't need to be losing brain cells over this.
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You want a fuck? here's your fucking fuck!
I fucking broke down and bid on a fucking CASE of babywipes on fucking EBAY, and it's only fucking SEPTEMBER and where the FUCK am I going to store all this fucking SHIT until next fucking AUGUST when my fucking ROOMMATE already thinks I'm some kind of fucking survivalist fucking FREAK because I showed up with giant panels of fucking CAMO netting last week and called it fucking SHADE and the stupid FUCKwit didn't get it at fucking ALL.
hmmmm, what should I have for lunch?
hmmmm, what should I have for lunch?
Word! Definitely write up your experience, especially if it's left you hopeful after confronting the Rangerish reality that passes most of us by (thank dog). Put it on your web site or something, please. I'd certainly read it. Maybe as a .doc or .pdf though so folks coud read it in print?Each time I go back holding onto the possibility . . .
Blenderhead: You doin' fuckin' Baby Wipe Shower Camp or somethin'?
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Booker wrote:
"Blenderhead: You doin' fuckin' Baby Wipe Shower Camp or somethin'?"
HA! Might as fucking well! I can stand at the fucking entrance all fucking day and say, "Hey, how the fuck are you doing today? Here, have a fucking baby wipe to wipe some of that fucking dust off your face! Fuck, take a whole fucking package! I got enough to wipe the ass of every fucking baby on the WHOLE FUCKING PLANET because I couldn't keep my fucking retarded ass off fucking EBAY for 10 fucking MINUTES."
I LOVE this forum.
"Blenderhead: You doin' fuckin' Baby Wipe Shower Camp or somethin'?"
HA! Might as fucking well! I can stand at the fucking entrance all fucking day and say, "Hey, how the fuck are you doing today? Here, have a fucking baby wipe to wipe some of that fucking dust off your face! Fuck, take a whole fucking package! I got enough to wipe the ass of every fucking baby on the WHOLE FUCKING PLANET because I couldn't keep my fucking retarded ass off fucking EBAY for 10 fucking MINUTES."
I LOVE this forum.
Ha!Booker wrote:
"Blenderhead: You doin' fuckin' Baby Wipe Shower Camp or somethin'?"
HA! Might as fucking well! I can stand at the fucking entrance all fucking day and say, "Hey, how the fuck are you doing today? Here, have a fucking baby wipe to wipe some of that fucking dust off your face! Fuck, take a whole fucking package! I got enough to wipe the ass of every fucking baby on the WHOLE FUCKING PLANET because I couldn't keep my fucking retarded ass off fucking EBAY for 10 fucking MINUTES."
I am hereby awarding you the inagural "Ivy's Favorite Post of the Day" Award for that!