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BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:43 pm

But does the "Flying Fuck" need to be registered with the DMV?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:25 am

BBadger wrote:But does the "Flying Fuck" need to be registered with the DMV?

As it IS a flying fuck, it will NOT be driving on the playa, but levitating above the playa.

It will be towed to the event by a twenty clockwork mule team.

The mules will also only have three legs apiece to stay in compliance with NV. laws!!!

The Rod · Post by **The Rod** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:59 pm

Nope. It's a fucking scam.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:29 pm

Damn dude, if you want to "commemorate" yourself in this selfless grand act, why stop at a professional photo shoot?

You should commission a painting to capture the sheer magnificence of your epic journey for all to marvel upon. It could be in the style of "George Washington Crossing the Delaware" or Napoleon leading the charge atop a rearing white stallion. Something that matches the magnitude of your achievement.

Or hell, why not have a bronze statue made, honoring your great deeds on the playa? There could be a plaque detailing the camps you deigned to set foot inside, the art pieces you cast your gaze upon, all the things you saw but they missed out on. Your grandchildren can then marvel at your feats with mouths agape and tears streaming down their faces.

Because that's what it's all about man. Photos to impress your kids!

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 5:32 pm

ha, i missed you fuckos

why do i like watching car wrecks on eplaya soooo much?

that concentrated irreverent snark

good times

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:00 pm

Jeez, we can't even talk about burning things at the event called Burning Man...

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:51 am

Oh for crying out loud. Does every minuet detail and age old question deserve a new thread?

*Looking for directions om how to plonk an entire category.*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:43 am

Ratty wrote:Oh for crying out loud. Does every minuet detail and age old question deserve a new thread?

*Looking for directions om how to plonk an entire category.*

you can ignore threads in settings, IIRC.

BoyScoutGirl · Post by **BoyScoutGirl** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:38 pm

Maybe she'd believe you if you were an Admiral and not just a lowly, jaded Captain?

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:25 pm

I keep Budget Car Rental's Berkley-branch phone number on speed dial just to answer these types of questions.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:38 am

That'll be one burst bubble.. coming right up

The Rod · Post by **The Rod** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:45 am

burner von braun wrote:That'll be one burst bubble.. coming right up

I wouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions... the cardboard cut-outs I have planned are totally badass.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:09 pm

I've got it! Burn on a Princess cruise ship. They clean up the mess in a matter of hours between sailings.

I can get as much time off as I like. I'll work straight through but I'm not taking the carport down.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:36 am

You're His girlfriend aren't you?

Now just shut the fuck up you're being stupid

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:37 pm

I think they're still looking for extra people to jump the fire, definitely a good fit for your skill-set...

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:49 pm

Lucky can

Do it easypeasy

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:11 pm

WOW! Traveling from the East coast?!?!?! You truly are exploring uncharted territory. That has never been discussed in detail by seasoned cross country burners.

caffeineslinger · Post by **caffeineslinger** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:44 pm

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:45 pm

Invite DJs to spin smoothie blenders and the whole community wins.

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:22 pm

I wish The Couch was still here to handle this joker ass-clown...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:50 am

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:22 pm

Ignoranus: Stop paying attention to that asshole!!!

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:01 am

I thought millennials were the only ones that are "that rule sounds stupid so it does not apply to me"!

And yes we are missing the couch.

BoyScoutGirl · Post by **BoyScoutGirl** » Mon May 02, 2016 5:19 pm

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Tue May 03, 2016 3:37 am

By the looks of the tickets offered boards, they didn't make any regular priced tickets this year. Just these darn overpriced hedge-bet tickets that people are trying to unload after finding friendlier options for themselves and their entourage

Clearly what we're dealing with are some very savvy, shifty, self-starters. An advanced breed of sheisty, forward-thinking burners.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue May 03, 2016 3:57 am

douche punk.

its like a curated steam punk.

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Tue May 03, 2016 6:54 am

and yet regardless of politics and tx punk
we go forth
it is page to ????

xoAurelia

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Wed May 04, 2016 11:42 am

So glad that the PnP defenders have found a further future for their efforts.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sun May 08, 2016 1:38 pm

So you were able to afford presale tix or you wouldn't of bought them, right? But you went ahead in the main sale because who doesn't want to save a buck or two. You were lucky to beat out others in the main sale. Other people that can't afford presale so they didn't have that option. Now you're putting up your presale tix...

Fuck off

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Sun May 08, 2016 4:52 pm

I really hope they're stuck holding that expensive bag in the end.

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