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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:27 pm

can't. they can SEE when I turn on the alarm. If I turn it on early, I get reprimanded (they deduct money from my fuck!ing paycheck). If I don't turn it on at all, I get reprimanded.

No win.

Five more fuck!ing minutes...
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Post by bullD » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:28 pm

Sheesh! Sounds like jail, in a sense. Fukin Hell!!!
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:30 pm

fuck! have you been to jail?
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Post by bullD » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:33 pm

ehhhh, me? Ahhh, well yes. Failure to appear for a ticket landed me there long ago. It was a short fucking overnight stay.
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Post by bullD » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:34 pm

You?
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Post by sputnik » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:29 pm

Fuck. I have just realized that there is no way I'm going to make it in 05. FUCK.

I'm going away for a while. This is too depressing.
It's going to be alright.
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Post by bullD » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:34 pm

fuck, eeeek! Going away to a non-confining place I hope. Good luck to ya.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:35 pm

SPUTNIK! Fuck!
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Post by buckethead alien » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:36 pm

oh fuck, Sputnik. fuck. really. i mean that.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:42 pm

Jail? Are you kidding? do you know what they'd do to a cute little thing like me in JAIL?

nope. not so much as a parking ticket for this girlie. I try to stay on THIS side of the law. i did the same thing with my parental units growing up. If you behave and get good grades, they leave you alone more...
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Post by bullD » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:49 pm

fucking funny: they'd want to do the same thing to you out here, sweetheart.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:50 pm

'out here'?

where's 'out here'? I mean, I know what your thingie over there says... san something-or-other... but I don't know where that is...
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Post by bullD » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:55 pm

ehhh, fucking confusing isn't it. Typing faster than thinking, sorry. Let me clarify:
in there, out here blah blah blah.
Understand?
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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:02 am

fuck. i jammed my wrist last night in a crash from a mild height that had something to do with whipped cream wars at deluxe and twisted ankles.

i think it's gonna be ok for the show tonight....i hope so.... it kind of fuckin' hurts...

urk!
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Post by bullD » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:48 am

I'm going to fucking war with the fucking dogs and their fucking owners in the neighborhood. This is the last time that I clean dog shit, that my shoes picked up from my homes parking area out front, from my carpets and shoes and whatever else. These fucking people and dogs are gonna learn the hard way this time because obviously words arent doing the trick. Should I have to even go that far? FUCK NO! Pet owners SHOULD be responsible for what their fucking dogs do,,, yes, this means picking up their dogs shit and BRINGING IT HOME to dispose of it, NOT throw it in MY trash can out front.
Yep, fist-fights and the capture of loose dogs, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, are coming... So sayeth me, bullD, the new "Shit Sherrif" around here!!!!
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Post by Ranger Genius » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:50 am

I'd advise against fist fights, but capturing loose dogs is acceptable. As a responsible pet owner, I have little tolerance for those who are not. Another idea might be to rent a horse for a couple days..or a pygmy goat, or something. Two or three times asking you to take your goat out of their garden should do the trick.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:52 am

Cayenne Pepper. It is what keeps my back neighbor's dogs out from between the fences.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:55 am

I agree... I'm a responsible pet owner, and it bothers me to find poop in MY front yard... because I know all the people in the apartment building think it's from ME...

but it's NOT...

I SWEAR!!!

Fuck!

(you could also just keep a bag of the shit accumulating, and then give it back at the end of a month or so... flaming... on their doorstep... :twisted: )
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Post by bullD » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:57 am

Fuck em, I feel that strongly about this. If I go down being known as the assaulter then they go down being known as the irresponsible pet owner who lets said pet shit all over the neighbors.

Kinda has a Robin Hood feel to it, hmmm. OK, so I'm not the sherrif, I'm the person who does something because the sherrif did nothing, yes, thats better.
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Post by bullD » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:58 am

I'm fucking Charles Bronson, yeah!
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Post by Zulegoona » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:04 am

You do remember everyone around Charles Bronson died in those movies, family, friends, neighbors.
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Post by gigglesnort » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:20 am

Fuck, I am getting nowhere with the work today.

However, hell yeah! I think I'm venturing back to tai chi class tonight (finally! There is my teacher over there on the avatar; isn't he cute? I have such a crush on him).
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Post by Rob the Wop » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:35 am

Starting fucking swing shift tonight.

Not enough equipment, too much to do.

I'm fucking sick as hell right now, but I had to come in early for a meeting. I also have to get a bunch of paperwork done. So I'm basically going to be working for 12-14 hours while sick as a dog.

Salary fucking sucks.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:37 am

fuck!

That's it. all you sickies, head over to the bar. I'm making you some serum...
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:37 am

when I had a dog shit in the front yard problem (one night I stepped in two piles! one for each fucking shoe!) and the neighbors weren't taking care of it I started going around my yard with a shovel every evening, scooping up the shit and very deliberately placing it in the dead center of their walkway from their house to the sidewalk.

It only took one week for my problem to clear up.
It's all about the squirrels.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:55 am

FUCK!

The regional manager just called to say that I have to talk with the property manager. Apparently there's a fuck!ing leak under my store, and they need to come in fuck!ing after hours to fix it, which means that I have to be here after fuck!ing hours!!!

FUCK!

I swear, they're trying to kill me. It's a plot to kill me...
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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:31 am

Holy Fuck! Lydia did it!!
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:33 am

Holy fuck!

No wait, I'm confused. What the fuck did I do?
It's all about the squirrels.
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Post by Martiansky » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:44 am

What the Fuck? Is there something wrong with the ticket page or is it just my computer?
So the theme this year is like a giant camp out in the desert? With people bringing lots of shit from all over? uh.. -Marscrumbs
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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:49 am

I'd say it's overloaded by would-be ticket buyers.
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