jack hammer, most likely.
they suck.
Fuck!
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Fuck! I need translation help. this is from a kid who saved my life and Johann's one night.hi, haw are you
im maher from balstin i miss you
naw you wan he isstay tobaletin
and mai fathar he is dam an naaw i wont helb bekos i wont work naw
you remembar meeee?
you tooking to you wan hmbortnt
ok
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I'm getting this:
hi, how are you?
i'm maher from palestine, i miss you
[do you want to come back here now?] {trust me on that, it's what it actually MEANS}
my father is ________, so now i want to help by working.
do you remember me?
[something not terribly crucial about me being important or some shit]
ok, bye.
the problem is the bit about his dad. last time i saw him he was pretty sick due to cancer.... does this mean he's dead? imprisioned?
jeebus, i'm usually pretty good at the english of non-english speakers, but this one is tough.
important piece of info, i think....
surlier than thou
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Rian Jackson
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yeah, i may reply in arabic and feign ignorance - just ask how his dad is.
i may also try to work through Johan, because he was just at this kid's house (there was some exchanging of email addresses, it would seem).
i hate it when they get all untranslatable on important points. ok, so not that i blame them or anything...
the day i met maher halfway down the page is the story of meeting maher, in brief. (most of it is self-censored for the family's protection) it's from 19 December....
i may also try to work through Johan, because he was just at this kid's house (there was some exchanging of email addresses, it would seem).
i hate it when they get all untranslatable on important points. ok, so not that i blame them or anything...
the day i met maher halfway down the page is the story of meeting maher, in brief. (most of it is self-censored for the family's protection) it's from 19 December....
surlier than thou
Fukin hell. So, were you actually working while there or on a personal mission?Rian Jackson wrote:yeah, i may reply in arabic and feign ignorance - just ask how his dad is.
i may also try to work through Johan, because he was just at this kid's house (there was some exchanging of email addresses, it would seem).
i hate it when they get all untranslatable on important points. ok, so not that i blame them or anything...
the day i met maher halfway down the page is the story of meeting maher, in brief. (most of it is self-censored for the family's protection) it's from 19 December....
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Rian Jackson
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neither and both. we don't get paid, but rather end up paying. and you don't go unless you have strong personal convictions, but there are a few hundred of us active around the world, many more who don't or can't go over but who fill support positions back on home turf.Fukin hell. So, were you actually working while there or on a personal mission?
here's us:
ISM
but i can't claim to speak for the group, just for me.
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Fukn wow! Good for you!Rian Jackson wrote:neither and both. we don't get paid, but rather end up paying. and you don't go unless you have strong personal convictions, but there are a few hundred of us active around the world, many more who don't or can't go over but who fill support positions back on home turf.Fukin hell. So, were you actually working while there or on a personal mission?
here's us:
ISM
but i can't claim to speak for the group, just for me.
What is the amount of time a person is allowed to participate? Also, what compelled you to do this?
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Rian Jackson
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a) until they kill you (Rachel Corrie, Tom Hurndall) or eject you from the country (too many people to name) or maime you enough that you can't keep working (Brian Avery)bullD wrote:
What is the amount of time a person is allowed to participate? Also, what compelled you to do this?
b) got this crazy Fuck!ing justice bug up my ass. sometimes it itches. but the real expert on ass itching is Rob. he'll tell you all about those.
my friend ed says it's an addiction. around him, any talk about returning is followed by several slaps to the inner elbow. i have to say he has a point...
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nice.Rian Jackson wrote:a) until they kill you (Rachel Corrie, Tom Hurndall) or eject you from the country (too many people to name) or maime you enough that you can't keep working (Brian Avery)bullD wrote:
What is the amount of time a person is allowed to participate? Also, what compelled you to do this?
b) got this crazy Fuck!ing justice bug up my ass. sometimes it itches. but the real expert on ass itching is Rob. he'll tell you all about those.
my friend ed says it's an addiction. around him, any talk about returning is followed by several slaps to the inner elbow. i have to say he has a point...
well, if your talking about the Rob we know as the Wop, it's looking like he will be able to afford better ass creams to take care of the fucking itch in the very soon future...-
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well, if he keeps letting the porcupines take him up the ass it won't help much.bullD wrote:nice.Rian Jackson wrote:a) until they kill you (Rachel Corrie, Tom Hurndall) or eject you from the country (too many people to name) or maime you enough that you can't keep working (Brian Avery)bullD wrote:
What is the amount of time a person is allowed to participate? Also, what compelled you to do this?
b) got this crazy Fuck!ing justice bug up my ass. sometimes it itches. but the real expert on ass itching is Rob. he'll tell you all about those.
my friend ed says it's an addiction. around him, any talk about returning is followed by several slaps to the inner elbow. i have to say he has a point...
but you ARE right....
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Only during work hours, and we have a special health plan for the employee review period.Rian Jackson wrote: well, if he keeps letting the porcupines take him up the ass it won't help much.
but you ARE right....
Aren't you supposed to be pelting drug dealers with squirrels or something? I don't think you want me to start down the "Does this porcupine make my ass look big?" discussion.
Fucking company sponsered departmental ass porcupines.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Rian Jackson
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muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.Rob the Wop wrote:Only during work hours, and we have a special health plan for the employee review period.Rian Jackson wrote: well, if he keeps letting the porcupines take him up the ass it won't help much.
but you ARE right....
Aren't you supposed to be pelting drug dealers with squirrels or something? I don't think you want me to start down the "Does this porcupine make my ass look big?" discussion.
Fucking company sponsered departmental ass porcupines.
no, that activity happens after i get home. the windows in this building don't open.
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According to this web site. this is just a preparatory pose ....
... for what? Major fucking surgery? FUCK!
... for what? Major fucking surgery? FUCK!
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
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Talk to Wodrow on this one. He'll explain it better. Practice for spelunking, I think.samtzu wrote:According to this web site. this is just a preparatory pose ....
... for what? Major fucking surgery? FUCK!
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Fuckin'-A, Sam, I can do that. You probably can, too. That sucker's easy (often gives me a head-rush, though). The human body's a lot more limber than most people give it credit for.
Now, doing it the other way — that'd require your lumbar vertebrae to be smashed to smithereens...
Now, doing it the other way — that'd require your lumbar vertebrae to be smashed to smithereens...
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samtzu wrote:According to this web site. this is just a preparatory pose ....
... for what? Major fucking surgery? FUCK!
Where did you get the picture of my grandmother? Sick fuck...
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Aw fuck, since you asked Rian
Fleet Phospho-Soda oral saline laxative ... you begin drinking water at a certain point and take a couple doses of that fucking stuff over the course of an evening. There's stool softener involed too. You cannot go anywhere that is not two steps from the toilet. It is amazingly effective at emptying one out complelely. It is unpleasant. Some other doctors will go with fasting and enemas, but not mine. The phospho tastes horrbile going down. You're supposed to mix it with soda or water but I do mine as a straight shot.
Shit is not brown. It is many lovely shades of green.
My throat is closing up simply at the fucking thought of having to down that nasty stuff.
Fuck. Radiology just called and they want me to get a ref for a follow-up MRI on my poor boobs. Eh, bet they still want to do a mammogram too.
fuckety-fuck fuck fuck
Fleet Phospho-Soda oral saline laxative ... you begin drinking water at a certain point and take a couple doses of that fucking stuff over the course of an evening. There's stool softener involed too. You cannot go anywhere that is not two steps from the toilet. It is amazingly effective at emptying one out complelely. It is unpleasant. Some other doctors will go with fasting and enemas, but not mine. The phospho tastes horrbile going down. You're supposed to mix it with soda or water but I do mine as a straight shot.
Shit is not brown. It is many lovely shades of green.
My throat is closing up simply at the fucking thought of having to down that nasty stuff.
Fuck. Radiology just called and they want me to get a ref for a follow-up MRI on my poor boobs. Eh, bet they still want to do a mammogram too.
fuckety-fuck fuck fuck
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Rian Jackson
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