Fuck, I think I had me some of that when I had my surgery.Fleet Phospho-Soda oral saline laxative
Fuck ... I remember pulling into a Smith's in St. George once. This big 15 passenger Dodge van pulls in. Three stocky women with long braids and long dresses ... reminded me of the beer maids at Oktoberfest ... get out grab a couple of shopping carts with a gaggle of kids in the "extended cabs" that they have in Utah for shopping carts that hold a couple of extra kids each. And they are all dead silent the whole time. Two of the kids start playing a little and Dad (I assume it was Dad) just glares at them and they shut up immediately. He walks toward the market and the train follows behind him. Weird.AntiM wrote:In Utah we call them flipping Mormon Assault Vehicles.
In Utah "fucking" turns into "flipping", and yes, they really do say "Oh my heck."
Flip.
No kidding. I figure it's a class thing. All motocyclists are defacto criminal scum who best serve public needs by become organ donors. Heck, I'm amazed they don't make ride bare-headed manditory and give bonuses for the numbers of cyclists a motorist wipes out. On the other hand, I think the "East Bay Rats" have a collective death wish.[/code]bullD wrote:well, if pot smoking makes you stupid then so-be-it.
I believe I have seen the future, and in that future there are LOT'S OF FUCKING DUMBASSES WHO ARE THINKING "IT'S MY WORLD MAGGOT" BEHIND THE WHEEL OF VEHICLES THEY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING!
eh hem, sorry, but that is coming from a person who rides a motorcycle,,,
issues.
This is exactly the sort of thing that turned me into the person I am today (i.e. swears like a sailor).In Utah "fucking" turns into "flipping", and yes, they really do say "Oh my heck."
theCryptofishist wrote:No kidding. I figure it's a class thing. All motocyclists are defacto criminal scum who best serve public needs by become organ donors. Heck, I'm amazed they don't make ride bare-headed manditory and give bonuses for the numbers of cyclists a motorist wipes out. On the other hand, I think the "East Bay Rats" have a collective death wish.[/code]bullD wrote:well, if pot smoking makes you stupid then so-be-it.
I believe I have seen the future, and in that future there are LOT'S OF FUCKING DUMBASSES WHO ARE THINKING "IT'S MY WORLD MAGGOT" BEHIND THE WHEEL OF VEHICLES THEY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING!
eh hem, sorry, but that is coming from a person who rides a motorcycle,,,
issues.
AntiM ... if you don't already you might get a kick out of http://www.dooce.com some of her stories are just so funny.AntiM wrote:Oh geekie one, those weren't mainstream mormons. You had the um, odd? experience of spotting a polygamist family. The mainstreamers all have cute short haircuts and wear khaki capri pants while the polygamist women never cut their hair or wear pants.
That doesn't sound right ...
oh, and flip.
NICE!! AntiM. The roads in your part of the world would be perfect for learning, maybe you should give it another try...AntiM wrote:While stationed in Japan, Larry had a Harley, commuted on it. We went everywhere over there, I loved it. He'd only had it two years when a taxi ran a redlight in Yokohama and killed it. Larry got off with spectacular bruises and a broken nose but the bike was bent at a 90 degree angle. He rode my bike until we moved to Utah and eventually sold it to my aunt's S.O. in California. Too short for him, and the paint job was bass boat sapphire sparkle.
I fucking loved those bikes. I was even learning to ride mine before Larry needed it everyday to go to work.
He still has all his full-on leathers from when he was in the Rising Sons. Fuck yeah, I need to dress him up ... mmmmmmmm.
