The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:12 am

I need to get going, later people, be carefull out there, there be monsters about,...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:04 am

........A ghost wanders through the bar......

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:07 am

Wow M, quite the pot of coffee. My toes are curling. In fact I seem to be transmogrifying into an elf.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:13 am

that would be some interesting brew...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:15 am

EEEEEEEK! This coffee is SCARY!

Wow, wide awake and I didn't even have to drink any!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:55 am

OOhhh........what pointy ears you have, Sputnik!

*grabs a cup of coffee and a spoon and starts eat/drinking the "Leftover" coffee*

ACK! Oh, wow.....that'll wake ya up!

*runs in circles around Bar*

ACK ACKACKACK.......I think I'm turning into a.... martian!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:02 am

BOO, y'all!

*swigging from 2-liter Diet Coke bottle filled with keg beer*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:36 am

Hm. *fishy contemplates the evil coffee... Puts in blender--no, not that one--with some kaluistic hair of the dog, protein powder, splenda, chocolate covered espresso beans and some cheap gin*
Well that ought to keep it from deterioating any further. NOw let's see if there are any takers.
*fishy sets up video camera, incase anyone feels the need to tape a message.*

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:53 pm

(pecks the fish stew)

Hey, not bad!

(falls like a tree, tongue hanging out of beak)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:58 pm

Blue slinks through doorway and heads to fridge, opens the door and pulls out a pitcher. Pours contents of pitcher into glass, downs glass, sets pitcher back into fridge and crawls in after it.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:11 pm

from underneath table

oh my god, what hit me .....

I always wondered how you stayed so blue, Blue.

Come on out and try some of the stuff in that pitcher. Go on, I dare ya. Whaddaya, chicken?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:44 pm

No chicken here, just an owl.

fridge door opens and Blue steps out

Just trying to prepare for the upcoming winter.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:48 pm

A little birdy told me that some of our friends out east don't have to wait for the upcoming winter. BRRR! I'd hit the migration route if I was them. Yes sir, give me a pina colada and a flamingo beach. This winter stuff is for the birds as they say.

Speaking of pina colada, are ya thirsty?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:07 pm

No thanks. I've actually got to fly, lots of things to do ya see.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:15 pm

... wish I could fly. Ok Blue, see ya later. You know where to find me if you ever want to flock together. or if you need a worm ... got a million of them what with my work schedule and all.

resumes laying on floor tongue out posture

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:26 pm

*fishy experimentally rolls olive towards the fowl's tongue*

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:57 pm

without opening eyes ....

You are quite the scientist today Dr. FrankenFishist.

Say, can I get a martini to go with this Mediterranean marble?

arouses hopefully ....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:02 pm

*pops head in door......*

BOO!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:28 pm

Martini, huh. Huh. Gin. Vermouth. Well, it's a little bland as compared to a pagopago octopus, but maybe he's being zen today.
*throws in a holloween sweet tart and gently pours on the chicken's tongue.*

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:31 pm

I had a crazy chick cosmo martini thing at a restaurant once, it had pop rocks in it. Pop rocks rule!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:32 pm

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!
pop rocks were exactly what I was thinking of. Are Owls psychic?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:34 pm

Maybe just this owl.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:39 pm

Fair enough.

That chicken seems passed out. Should we burn feathers under his beak?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:48 pm

Hmm, that could be interesting. I wonder what would happen if he smelled some tar?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:23 pm

Halloween is done here. Time to drink. I'm working on a couple of Boddington Pub Ales.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:21 pm

happyH
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blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:40 am

Ugh, I need a drink. I've been thinking way too much.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:16 am

Stop that Blue, it'll only get you in trouble.

Coffee time.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:26 am

coffee, don't mind if i do, thanks.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:22 am

*fishy bellies up to the bar for her caffine*