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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by RebA! » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:25 pm

After my 4 mile walk, i have dropped from livid and seething to just fucking angry. So thats a start.

I need fuckin chocolate
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Post by Blenderhead » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:31 pm

Thanks-a-fucking-LOT, Ivy! I'd gift you a fucking babywipe, but that wouldn't quite be in the fucking SPIRIT of BM to "gift" something you're just trying to fucking get RID of, would it?

How about a fucking GLOWSTICK instead? I'm going to have 300 of those little fuckers arriving in about 2 fucking days.

Jesusfuckingchrist.
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Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:37 pm

I confess that I've never once wiped myself on a baby.
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Post by nymphgonebad » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:45 pm

antron wrote:fucking traffic
stuck at a metering light line for 1/2 hour today
fuck caltrans morons and their ignorance of turbulence.
sorry sweetheart.

i hate traffic, too. that's why i work from home.

well, it's one of the reasons, anyway.

can you imagine me in an office right now? with my ass all over the internet?

shit. now i won't be able to run for public office.

what would ariana huffington do?
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Post by nymphgonebad » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:53 pm

Blenderhead wrote:Thanks-a-fucking-LOT, Ivy! I'd gift you a fucking babywipe, but that wouldn't quite be in the fucking SPIRIT of BM to "gift" something you're just trying to fucking get RID of, would it?

How about a fucking GLOWSTICK instead? I'm going to have 300 of those little fuckers arriving in about 2 fucking days.

Jesusfuckingchrist.
uh, gee, can't turn my back on you guys for three seconds, sorry but i was on the phone with the only fucking person on eplaya who's never seen my ass and refuses to sleep with me.

top that you crafty motherfuckers.

i double dog dare you :shock:
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Post by antron » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:54 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:imagine me in an office right now? with my ass all over the internet?
it's not such a stretch to imagine that.

fuck the prudes
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Post by Ivy » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:01 pm

uh, gee, can't turn my back on you guys for three seconds, sorry but i was on the phone with the only fucking person on eplaya who's never seen my ass and refuses to sleep with me.

top that you crafty motherfuckers.
Sure:

There's plenty of people on the eplaya who've never seen my ass and refuse to sleep with me.
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Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:03 pm

Ivy wrote:There's plenty of people on the eplaya who've never seen my ass and refuse to sleep with me.
Exclusively-gay men don't count.
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Post by nymphgonebad » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:03 pm

Ivy wrote:
uh, gee, can't turn my back on you guys for three seconds, sorry but i was on the phone with the only fucking person on eplaya who's never seen my ass and refuses to sleep with me.

top that you crafty motherfuckers.
Sure:

There's plenty of people on the eplaya who've never seen my ass and refuse to sleep with me.
lucky you-wanna trade?
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Post by Ivy » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:05 pm

lucky you-wanna trade?
Hm. The idea is appealing, but I'm not sure how well I'd do with all those marriage proposals...
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Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:06 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:can you imagine me in an office right now?
Sure! Bent over a desk, for starters. Maybe some copier butt-shots, stopping awhile to enjoy some M&Ms in the break room, then a final very-messy quickie on the CEO's expensive chair.
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Post by Blenderhead » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:07 pm

Ivy wrote:
uh, gee, can't turn my back on you guys for three seconds, sorry but i was on the phone with the only fucking person on eplaya who's never seen my ass and refuses to sleep with me.

top that you crafty motherfuckers.
Sure:

There's plenty of people on the eplaya who've never seen my ass and refuse to sleep with me.

Fuckin-A. Nice one Ivy.
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It truly is a great ass though

Post by The_Stomper » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:30 pm

Yeah, so what? I refused to coitus. It just makes me engaged. Doesn't mean a little me time with my John Thomas isn't in order...Sure, I am horny, but it gets in the way of the seventh chakra and shit. Trying to move beyond the second chakra is difficult, especially when you get tempted with your friend's really nice ass. Ok, must revert to the monkey mantra. See no evil, hear no evil...
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Post by Ivy » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:34 pm

I believe that to refuse something, you have to have been offered it first...
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Post by Das Bus » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:15 pm

Ivy wrote:I believe that to refuse something, you have to have been offered it first...
I wouldn't refuse you, Ivy! MEOW!!
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Post by ramen » Thu Sep 25, 2003 9:54 pm

Seems to me what this eplaya needs is more good mindfucks.

http://blather.newdream.net/m/mindfuck.html
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Post by antron » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:02 pm

fuck! reading this thread is trippy
first the posts are gone, then they're back,
and there are others missing.

who's moving the fucking thread?
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Post by Ivy » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:37 pm

There's more than one fuck thread, you know.
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Post by antron » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:42 pm

Ivy wrote:There's more than one fuck thread, you know.
d'oh so there are

live and fucking learn...

now i want a combine similar threads feature
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Post by Ivy » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:02 pm

now i want a combine similar threads feature
Too much fucking for you?

Or you just can't handle doing it in two places at once?
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Post by antron » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:08 pm

Ivy wrote: Or you just can't handle doing it in two places at once?
apparently not
if i'm not paying enough fucking attention
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Post by Booker » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:45 am

Jono, you're a trip. Even your tales of woe are funny, just by the way you tell 'em.

But, um, get the fuck outta my computer now, OK? I love ya, but I don't need no bad electronic juju 'round here right at the moment, K?
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Post by blyslv » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:52 am

Ivy wrote:Antron, you not in SoCal, by any chance, are you?

Eh, I think I'm gonna do the whole "be celibate for a month" thing again.
Big whoop, I can go a whole month without celebrating, I mean it's not like I'm a party animal or anything.

Celibate.

Oh.

Well, it might make you closer to God, or it might make you think you are more qualified to counsel troubled marriages. It might clear you head, make it easier to get out of bed, the question I'd ask is why?

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Post by blyslv » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:54 am

antron wrote:apparently not if i'm not paying enough fucking attention
The truly transcendant fuck comes when you don't have to pay attention, you "slip the surly bonds" of consciousness and become one with your palm,... er lover!

Fuck, did I say that?
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:07 am

Fuck, did I say that?
Yes. But keep talkin.
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Post by Ivy » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:22 am

Well, it might make you closer to God, or it might make you think you are more qualified to counsel troubled marriages. It might clear you head, make it easier to get out of bed, the question I'd ask is why?
Becuase I think I need to.
"Ivy and Antron sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G ..."
Dude, this ain't the "kissing" thread.
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Post by antron » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:01 am

Ivy wrote:
"Ivy and Antron sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G ..."
Dude, this ain't the "kissing" thread.
and there aren't any fucking trees on the eplaya either...
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Post by Booker » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:12 am

THEME CAMP!
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WTF!?!

Post by Mayfield » Fri Sep 26, 2003 12:58 pm

What the FUCK!

Hi, I'm watching the gate at Black Rock Station. Stuck on the 80 ...

FUCK! I fell on my face and hurt my neck - JACKASS, well, drunk jackass anyways.

FUCK we drink alot of beer out here ...

FUCK there's alot of trash on the playa this year. More than last year.

FUCK where's all of my eplaya friends? This whole new format seems alien, unfamiliar and strange - albiet Feature rich ...
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Post by Mayfield » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:14 pm

Ahhh fuck it.

Cameron says Hi to Precipitate and Jaywalker. She's still here on the ranch. Just went to Gerlach for some supplies and a phone call.

We're breaking out the Ignorant Oil tonight that the Doctor made special from ALL of the Exodus Donation Liquor. The troops are out mooping the playa and up here mooping the ranch, and will be properly treated to a potent brew perfect for erasing the aches and pains of the day thanks to all of you all who donated booze upon leaving.
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