The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:59 pm

sure
try this

Campari Champagne

1 - 1 1/4 oz Campari® bitters
4 oz Champagne
1 twist lemon peel

Pour campari into a champagne flute, and fill with champagne. Twist the lemon peel over the drink, and serve.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:13 pm

OH Man Bonz, you are hooking me up today! Cheers mate!

ahhh!

So i got about 15 minutes. Tell me your favorite livestock joke.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:18 pm

thanks buddy for the breath mint but it may not help. They just look at us from the guest box.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:22 pm

sorry I can't go there..........

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:26 pm

ok, maybe another day for the horse. definitely never heard that one.

Cheers! sip ahh. Really Moz, outstanding beverage.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:35 pm

thanks ...I love to give people my best.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:40 pm

It's true. You offered up Ms. B the other night as I recall!

(I) got the little chicky settled into her nest ...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:53 pm

I press the button at the wrong time. It's a timing thing I think. I know where the buttons are. It was just a long day for her.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:56 pm

Alone again

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:06 pm

hey honey........ do you want to play with a big cock......

......................................................
hey! she said if I had a big cock to play with that I need to bring it in there.

hey man thanks... there is that button. good night

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:07 pm

well, what counts is wanting to get it right for her sake. eh? so ya got that goin for ya.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:10 pm

chow mobo. see ya tomorrow.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:41 pm

ahhhh penis talk.....how retro

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:34 am

Penis talk: http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=11747
Cock talk: http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... =cock+call
Cocktail: http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... tart=39000

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:19 am

Hey BC

CBA
Oh …Aaaa….Ya….. Well us old Timers are retro. You know we live in the past. New things scare us. But at least I don’t sit in the guest box……….much.
Eplaya has made me smile, mad, sad, and even cry. I have read of people here only to find that they have passed on before I could meet them. Remember what you have here.
As you can see I am not a word smith. But I still want to hang out with them.
I learn from every one I meet. Thanks Eplaya and all who come here.
Now give me a hug ((((CBA.))))) can I make you a drink?

Cleans Bar and does a restock.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:35 am

I'm definitely chicken when it comes to new things. Got anything to inspire courage MB? Served in a nice familiar retro glass, if possible.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:40 am

Well…. there is a salmon run in the American river in back of my home. So I think I will spend the Day in my canoe fishing. Its ok I use Cryptofishist safe hooks. I would never hurt a Cryptofishist.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:49 am

sorry BC here you go!

Fuzzy Blue Gobbler

1 part peach schnapps
1 part Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1 part Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey

Start at the top and work your way down

how about a jelly jar for that.

You know I don't think I have ever hugged a big cock before.... come here (((BC)))

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:54 am

Just here to post well wishes to Tisha, my favorite hottie bartender. I just come here for you, darlin'. Fursmootches.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:55 am

gulp ahh. Gobble gobble!
mwah Thanks MB. I feel the fear draining away already. This plus a pot of coffee and I'll be ready to face another day on the chicken ranch.

Good luck with the fishin. Hope you land a lunker.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:12 am

time to go hime yet?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:54 am

If you lived in the Bar like I do, Joel, you'd already be home! :P

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:33 pm

thanks for the drink and the hug Mozy. back to ya. Tisha??? how are ya doin babe? when Rob comes doodlin in here, that's a big thing, and that ain't no penis talk, or is it? Retro. OK, how about extenso? as in to extend....like well wishes........and stuff? ok I'll go back to work
I hate BofA

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:00 pm

BigCock wrote:If you lived in the Bar like I do, Joel, you'd already be home!

the idea has merit.... but my liver would protest.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:53 pm

Martini night!

Any kind you want, but I'll be drinking the classic with two mongo olives stuffed with jalapenos.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:15 pm

Martini please

James Bond Martini

3 oz gin
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz Lillet® Blanc wine
Pour the gin, vodka and Lillet blanc into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lemon, and serve.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:26 pm

Interesting...I didn't know that was the recipe. OK...you got it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:28 pm

KA cocktail. Grab a playa cold can from the first handy 12 box, flip top, serve.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:35 pm

Heli! Nice to see you tonight. How's things out there?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:36 pm

KISS "keep it simple, stupid" eh, Heli?