The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:57 pm

pan-galactic gargle blaster

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:59 pm

BBSue - Ya gotta love the alliteration!

AND, just try closing your eyes and walking on the AZ desert - you won't get three feet before falling on a cactus or Gila Monster or arroyo or donkey muffin......but on the open playa.........

The playa is pure, pristeen and poisonous to wildlife - a prehistoric dry lake bed, a blank canvas. It's atmosphere dries your sweat and dries your tears. It's like being in heaven and hell simultaneously.

Cheer up, BBSue is right.

Hugs.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:01 pm

yeesh..no not tonight i may need to drive sometime in the next week...no tonight is a screwdriver night...absolut, on the rocks...garcon?...
whoa mojo...your sorta blowin my mind here...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:01 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:pan-galactic gargle blaster

OK... Set me up. Easy on the "secret sauce", tho. have to finish up here!!!

bb

By the way, Mozy, same back to you x100!!! ( - ;

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:04 pm

Absolutly Screwed
1/2 oz Absolut® Mandrin vodka
1/2 oz orange juice
Mix OJ and Mandrin enjoy.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:06 pm

pan-galactic gargle blaster for Sue lite on the "secret sauce".

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:08 pm

Schluuuuuurp! Yummmie! Thhhshaknnks... >hic<

>Returning back to... you know where...<

bb

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:17 pm

Ahh..

another day, another blown..............mind. My work here is done.

See y'all later - I suppose I should get some real work done today.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:18 pm

mY fIrSt oNe gOt mE iN a LoT oF tRoUbLe, bUt tHiNgS aRe mUcH bEtTeR nOw.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:19 pm

hi uBeR

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:33 pm

sticks head in to see if coast is clear
psst, Mozy, is that Neanderthal dude still around?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:39 pm

I got problems - I can't keep my system up, we keep losing power, and my battery's going...

Must be Fri 13th, eh??

So, off to the default one, see those who make it to Bounce's gig tomorrow, will try to catch up with folk later tonite...

Hugz 2 y'all...

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:41 pm

coast is clear BC.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:02 pm

mmmm...fried chicken.....

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:06 pm

chicken good! Chicken not to eat! good chicken!

BC run!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:08 pm

Nite Sue

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:09 pm

buffalo......barbeque.....ranch......sweet and sour....honeymustard.......
mmmmmmmmmmmm.......drools here chicken chicken chicken...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:10 pm

Damnit Panic, we gotta talk. First you wake me up hollering about tuba midgets and some wanker's willy. Then you offer me up as food to the first cave man that happens to walk by. Then you dose and booze the whole bar while I'm out .. SOBERRR, Sober ON the Range, where the dear and ....
You gotta look after your friends man, so they will take care of you when you get older or get out on the playa or whatever. Now if by fried chicken you mean one that's had too many hooka hits, we may be on the right track.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:13 pm

Sorry panic, only hens drool on this cock.

Moz, can I get a Campari something? need to get the flush back in my cheeks.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:15 pm

Now if by fried chicken you mean one that's had too many hooka hits, we may be on the right track.

of course i do...what on earth did you THINK i meant...i would share the love with ya brother but i actually just watched the last of my illeagle substances go up in smoke...hit me up later...i gotcha back

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:16 pm

Campari Orange
4 cl Campari® bitters
orange juice
Mixed over ice in highball glass.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:27 pm

mmmm mmm. beak-smackin' good.

Panic, while I applaud your championing of the umpa loompas, let me give you a little unsolicited advice. See, I'm a champion myself of sorts. Before last thanksgiving I rounded up 15 million death row turkeys and escorted them to safety in Cancun. Unfortunately the Mexicans eventually ate them and I had to come home, but not before I tried probably the most kickass high end tequila from this tiny distillery in a hand-made bottle godDAMN that was tastey.

But I digress.

Thing is, EVERYBODY knows that Wonka character is running a ...
ahem, excuse me
pulls off piece of aluminum foil and holds over head
everyone but the Doomstar knows that Wonka's making acid and who knows what all else in that "candy" factory. You going around dosing every Sput, Sue and Mozy this side of the Caldecott with drugs made by THE MAN just isn't helping your labor rights plea. You hear what I'm sayin?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:34 pm

no...not my drugs! not willy wonka....now i have to make a moral choice...'Big Candy' enslaves umpa loompas which is BAD....but they manufacture everything that makes life worth living which is good...hmmm.....

TO BE CONTINUED

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:18 pm

DontPanic wrote:hey i got a problem here...
i live in new jerseyvery green and leafy...now my first two years on the playa were magical...something about the desert was captivating...well i spent the last six months in arizona in halfway house and jails and it SUCKED and im afraid it might have soured my feelings for the desert...already ive lost that 'alien' feeling that used to envelop me when i thought about the playa...

anyone care?

Different desert? different circumstances? And hey, you can move around. Maybe you need to invent a "Redesertifcation Ceremony."

any excuse to roll around in the dust...

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:09 pm

Damn got the BRC blues.....
Tickets can not go on sale fast enough..not that it will get me on the Playa faster
...tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock
Oh yeah can I get a shot of anything straight up Tender
tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock
Why is everyone in here wearing default clothing?
tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock
except that big dick chicken....hey cute fish over there maybe I will get luuky toooonight
tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock
I feel like a fish out of water tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock
hey why are you eyeballing me?
tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock
Panic setting in I'm out of here

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:43 pm

Kahlua, Soy milk and Ambien, followed by a brace of tofu tutkey nuggets.

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:55 pm

Tasty IPA's for anyone that wants one!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:57 am

stumbles into the bar, hungover as usual, stepping over burn piles and debris...evidence of another friday night gone by...the bar look vagueley like dukes hotel room in the end of the first part of fear and loathing in las vegas....half flooded...signs of violence...
uggghhhh...early saturday morning....throbbing headache...im never doing that again...for as long as i live...coffe and kahlua please...hold the coffee....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:17 am

Don't puke Don't Panic.
Khalua dog hair for you.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:44 pm

my god, the bar thread is lonely today...i guess everyone out there has a life and isnt sitting at home on the computer on a saturday....