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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:09 am

Dear Eric

Wouldn't a hippie be more interested in the price and chemical make up of Simon's left over bong water, then the per letter price of a tattoo on his dick?

Why would he need to see a doctor if it took over 4 hours?

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:32 am

Dear Eric what's all this about tattoo costs per letter, what have I missed?

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:51 am

goathead wrote:Dear Eric

Wouldn't a hippie be more interested in the price and chemical make up of Simon's left over bong water, then the per letter price of a tattoo on his dick?

depends on the hippie

Why would he need to see a doctor if it took over 4 hours?

Have you ever gotten a tattoo on your dick? If it's still in a state to be tattoo'd after 4 hours of a needle going into it, a doctor is definitely required.

Jovankat wrote:Dear Eric what's all this about tattoo costs per letter, what have I missed?

A wonderful part of life. It almost makes me cry to think it's been missed, but, meh, crying is over-rated.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:53 am

Dear Eric

Isn't it like 3am where you are? Why are you still up?

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:51 am

Eric never sleeps. 3 AM is "mid-day".

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:16 am

Dear Eric

Should tattooed dick be sold by the mile, or by the letters?

Is Simon going to post a pic of it?

Should it be gift wrapped at that price?

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:11 pm

Jovankat wrote:Dear Eric

Isn't it like 3am where you are? Why are you still up?

Only corporate slaves are in bed at 3am. The free are still sleeping at noon.

mgb327 wrote:Eric never sleeps. 3 AM is "mid-day".

"Ask Eric", not "Ask mgb327". Christ on a biscuit, everyone thinks they're witty around here.

goathead wrote:Dear Eric

Should tattooed dick be sold by the mile, or by the letters?

Is Simon going to post a pic of it?

Should it be gift wrapped at that price?

You have a fascination with Simon's dick - is there something you'd like to tell us?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:22 pm

Dear Eric, how do you get on with those people you just have to get with but just have to get on with?

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:42 pm

graidawg wrote:Dear Eric, how do you get on with those people you just have to get with but just have to get on with?

Fuck - that's not even an English english sentence, let alone something I can translate.

how do you get on with those people

you just have to get with

but just have to get on with?

I'm just going to say the question is "how do you get along with twats that you have to get along with, even though you hate them", and answer that.

Pretend you're from the upper-class and suffering their presence because you have to, and smile at them with that "please die" curl in the corner of your mouth. Then move on.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:07 pm

Eric wrote:Only corporate slaves are in bed at 3am. The free are still sleeping at noon.

This explains too much of my life.

Wait, I posted ehre.

Now, I need to ask a question. Hopefully, not a stupid one.

Eric--How long does it take you to "decompress" after a trip to burningman?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:34 pm

Eric wrote: You have a fascination with Simon's dick - is there something you'd like to tell us?

Dear Eric

Do you think if he got it done, would he get his teeth fixed, or would he just spend it all on hookers and blow?

hmmmmmm, never mind stupid question.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:05 pm

eric....

why do people always make fun of my name?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simon

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:07 pm

Eric
Why doesn't Simon feel really cool for being named after a sin that did so much to push Martin Luther to (actually or metaphorically) nail his 95 (?) theses to that door?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:09 pm

Dear Eric

What does fruit cocktail have to do with it?

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:28 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Eric--How long does it take you to "decompress" after a trip to burningman?

What's "decompress". This is my life - the dust is just part of it.

goathead wrote:hmmmmmm, never mind stupid question.

Correct. It's always hookers & blow.

Simon of the Playa wrote:why do people always make fun of my name?

Try being "Eric the Red" all your life. Fuck 'em. I just bury my axe in their skulls - you should just laugh at them while enjoying your hookers & blow.

theCryptofishist wrote:Why doesn't Simon feel really cool for being named after a sin that did so much to push Martin Luther to (actually or metaphorically) nail his 95 (?) theses to that door?

Who would feel cool about having any connection to Martin Luther? Stuffed priggish fun-hating twit.

goathead wrote:What does fruit cocktail have to do with it?

Everything

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:41 pm

eric, do you think steve jobs was a druggie?

[media]

i mean "bong".....c'mon, he's not fooling anyone...

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:07 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:eric, do you think steve jobs was a druggie?
i mean "bong".....c'mon, he's not fooling anyone...

Yes, but I don't think his drugs involved a bong.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:07 am

Dear Eric

Wouldn't the free be just going to bed at noon?

Post by **Eric** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:23 pm

The free get to go to bed whenever they want - it's that whole "freedom" thing.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:35 am

Dear Eric

Two finger normal, the entire hand kinky?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:06 pm

Dear Eric

If men think with their dicks, do women think with their ovaries?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:21 pm

Dear Eric

Why do people refer to Big Brother as being oppressive? Don't have a big brother myself but a shit load of older cousins that I use to get in trouble with.
It always seemed like it was Big Mother that use to whip our asses though....
Plus as a big brother myself, it does seem like there were a few things that I did show my younger brother.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:14 pm

Hopefully right thread.

Dear Eric

Are the Burgins scared to ask you questions?

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:25 pm

Dear Eric;

What size leash does Goathead need, and can I rent him out to other ePlayans at the M&G?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:31 pm

Dear GreyCoyote

I love your songs in the fall.

Pups are always so cute.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:42 pm

Dear Eric thank you for decifering my gibberish and answering it correctly. as for the question.errr ok how about this

when you find yourself considering violence because nothing else seems to work what do you do?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:44 pm

fart

and have another beer...

Sorry Eric just to simple

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:56 pm

Dear Eric

Would I submit to a leash? What would it be studded with?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:39 pm

Dear Eric

Why do some people seem to be opposed to asking questions of you?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:53 pm

Dear Eric

Why are yo not here?

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