The person below me

[OregonRed]

Actually, I am a karaoke whore. I will sing SOBER.

TPBM is expecting a package.

[theCryptofishist]

Brought to me by a cute, young man...
*sigh*
No, but maybe I'll have mail to open at work.

TPBM knows how to load a tape gun...

[SquirrelHead]

I can load a tape gun with my eyes closed.

TPBM has made a huge tape ball before.

[NessaZee]

hm. nope, just one out of rubber cement!

TPBM is totally procrastinating

[Simon of the Playa]

kinda, waiting for a client who is late.

TPBM is dying to know what kind of people are my clients.

[tamarakay]

I want to be a client of yours. You do such nice things with wood.

Tpbm knows what cubicle hell is like.

[Lassen Forge]

For 2 years now - went from my own very cool historical office in a 70+ year old building... to my own cube in a 70+ year old building. I do have one of those "glass brick and concrete" windows next to mine, tho - it's not a real outside view, but it's close (and, rather awesomish, considering it's mid-30's heritage, and that there's only maybe a dozen other offices like that in any of these buildings downtown). But at least I can make it home... (ain't THAT sad?)

TPBM doesn't have to slave in an office, and gets to spend all day in the open air...

[Simon of the Playa]

i wish, i'm in a deep underground bunker all day long, although i did get out today for a walkabout in the balmy 35 degree weather.

at 40 we start wearing shorts and open the pool....


TPBM knows the hell that is a western new york winter

[OregonRed]

No... I am on the other side of the Great Divide. However, I believe that we both on the 45th parallel... Or thereabouts...

TPBM craving something.

[MisaBlue]

*sigh*

TPBM is good in unpacking.

[Trishntek]

This assumes packing has been accomplished,,,, but I digress,,,,, I generally dump it all in the laundry no matter if it has been used or not.

TPBM has been on a long journey recently

[BoyScoutGirl]

Yep. The key is to not pack so much in the first place.

Edit: TnT beat me to it. Ah, well, the above response is true and fitting either way.

TPBM actually kinda likes turkey bacon.

[MisaBlue]

It is funny...



...ahhhh, you said turkey...

TPBM ...to be continued

[Simon of the Playa]

even worse blasphemy.....Sizzlean(tm)


it is 100% consistent if the same microwave is used at the same time frame.


yes, i am a heathen.


yes, it is the McDonalds of Bacon.


yes, The Meat content is unknown.

YES, I LOVE IT, LIKE A FAT BOY LOVES HIS LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES...






TPBM knows the glory, that is, Little Debbie.

[Trishntek]

I used to have her cream-filled oatmeal cookies all the time!

TPBM has never made a cookie from scratch

[MisaBlue]

I did, and they were good...I love baking and cooking.

TPBM wants to invite me for guerrilla cooking

[BoyScoutGirl]

"It is a little-known fact that, when served over a bed of well-seasoned wild rice, most endangered species taste delicious!"

You bring the gorilla, Misa, and I'll bring the rice.

TPBM has fear of black lights that may or may not be dandruff-related.

[CapnJoe]

The Barbies are FUCKING TOAST!!!!!

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[Simon of the Playa]

its a long story involving something i built that i was told to pack up but after passing under a blacklight demanded that the entire thing be burned.


the horror, the horror.


tpbm doesnt mind the new, easily cleanable rubber chill room beds.

[OregonRed]

As long as they aren't latex... I have allergy issues with that stuff.

TPBM enjoys italics.

[Box Burner]

yeah, I'm a font freak. I had about 3000 of them on my computer.

TPBM never learned to write in cursive.

[Dr Helix]

Couldn't ever learn it. The curse of being left handed in the 60's. I print to this day.

TPBM Knows what a 7018 electrode is

[theCryptofishist]

True. I didn't go to 3rd grade, as that was the year we spent in Cambridge, England, while my father was on sabbatical. I learned the English system of handwriting and did pretty well. We came back for my forth grade year, and I was expected to convert, which I resented--why should I keep chasing a moving target?
The person below me suddenly has the missing piece in the puzzle "Why does someone as bright as Fishy have such a crappy job history?"

[Eric]

Yes, but it doesn't fill in the blanks on why I have such crappy luck with getting a job since I can write in lovely cursive if needed.


tpbm has a calligraphy pen and isn't afraid to use it.

[ygmir]

false, but I do have a hammer, chisel, stencil knife and sandblaster...............

TPBM love welding.

[theCryptofishist]

Never tried it. And to be honest, I'm a little afraid to. Glass already broke my heart...

TPBM loves the Bonzo Dog Band.

[Box Burner]

Don't know if I have heard them. Did the lead singer ever sing for Pink Floyd?

TPBM always wanted to be a rock 'n roll star.

[theCryptofishist]

No. Operatic baritone. Or Gilbert and Sullivan baritone patter aria baritone...
TPBM thinks I'm a little confused.

[Box Burner]

You will feel a little nauseous and confused, don' be alarmed. It's almost painless and it will go away soon. Nurse, take aim!

TPBM knows what Confucius really wanted to say.

[maryanimal]

Not at all my fishyfriend.

tpbm loves to star watch.