The Bar

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:55 am

*M wanders in.......*

Coffee...must make coffee........

*cleans out used grounds and adds fresh ones to the filter, hits button and fresh java aroma fills the Bar*

Ahhh......exactly what I need on this monday mornin'!

HELLO IN THE BAR!!! Have a good day, I'm off to drive the magic schoolbus!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:16 am

G'Morning M-Sky Good to see you this Morning,...

* grabs a cup and heads out the door *

O boy it's Monday

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:22 am

morning all.
the cold has moved to my chest... coffee and more meds, time to go to work.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:41 am

Mornin', pubcrawlers.....Hope you kick that crud, J the O.

Barkeep joke- What do you call Milk of Magnesia and Vodka?

....A Phillips Screwdriver.

krunch · Post by **krunch** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:58 am

[quote="Sensei"]Do you have any chocolate milk? I don't wanna say what it's for...[/quote]

just want to say tht u have an amazing avatar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:49 am

joel go out into the Sweat Lodge. breath deep.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:02 am

Good morning, Z, Mozy, Sput, Krunch, Robotland, J to the O hope you kick the creeping crud dude!

Off to clean!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:43 am

i am over-medicating the crud at this time.

i hope to be coughing up large amounts of yucking stuff by later afternoon, following by some liquor and more medicine... then sleepy time for this old man.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:43 am

I am building ribeyes and eggs if someone could make a couple of chai latte's with extra spices I would appreciate it.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:27 am

helitack wrote:I am building ribeyes and eggs if someone could make a couple of chai latte's with extra spices I would appreciate it.

at your service...

*poof* = "a couple of chai latte's with extra spices"

*walks off into the wide world with a sparkle of wonder*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:56 am

A mug of green tea for me and here's a tray of cucumber sandwiches for you. Remember to keep that pinky pointed out. Back later.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:27 pm

Mozy comes racing in the door with a Shiners go-cart Drives to the end of the bar an turns around to make a fast run back. On the way Mozy starts to get a panic look in his face as he turns the wheel with out response from the cart. As he gets closer to the end of the bar clearly the steering has broken and no amount of wrenching the wheel will turn the cart. Also noticeable is that the throttle is stuck wide open.

WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa….

Suddenly Mozy tries to dismount the cart. This results in the cart and Mozy to start a high-speed cartwheel down the bar. As the cart and Mozy cartwheels they both disappear in a cloud of playa dust with the sounds of crashing glass bottles and chairs ending with a big krrrsplash into the hot tub.

SSSsssssssssSssSssssSSSSssssssssssssssssss

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:04 pm

It's always fun to follow Mozy into the bar. I never know what I'm going to find.

<snaps fingers>

There...all better now.

OK. The work day is done. I've answered a fuckton of emails about the project and now I need a nice beer.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:42 pm

A couple of big ol glasses of jugo de zanahoria, por favor.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:22 pm

Aqui estan, amigo. Salud!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:18 pm

Hey who's tending this Place? need a warm beer please...in a bowl if u can
Anyone got any good shit?.................maybe some cat even poodle?
Check out this video if you want..

Cool video very Burner

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:43 pm

pretty quiet in these parts tonight....time for ginger tea

a peaceful goodnight to all!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:00 pm

Hey wildhack Just wandering around...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:06 am

looking around Mozy can see the bar has been reset.

Mozy hops in his cart and out the bar door he goes!
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa…

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:14 am

Dang, that shriner sure wasn't mozeying. I almost got roadkilled!

Turkey wrote:Turkey stomps the snow from her boots and orders a double shot of Jack Black. To no one particular she says it’s fucking cold out their. There is already 8 inches on the grown and its still snowing.

Turkey, love, there will always be a warm feathery place in my heart for you. Come back!

Happy VD everybody!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:40 am

In the front door... look out BC!!
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa…

out the back door...

WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa…

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:46 am

Wow...watch out.

Coffee time for me.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:49 am

mmmmmmmmmmmmMorning everybody!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ! ! !

A little something for the bar :

And this is especially for FISHY!!!

Mucho Love Fishy, From all of us.

Got any chai laying around in here anyone?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:54 am

Chai for E'ville.
Coffee for Sput.
Speeding ticket for Mozy.

.. and for the rest of you:

Arise My Loves
* Chilled Champagne
* 1 tsp Green Creme de Menthe
Put creme de menthe into a goblet. Fill with chilled champagne and serve.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:06 am

WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa…

grabs a sweet on the way by.
just testing art cars for BM2006 see yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa…

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:16 am

(Just popping in the back door for a cuppa joe... Sees Mozy burning rubber all over the hardwood floor, circling around the Bar through a haze of bluish smoke... )

Aw Mozy, look at all those skid marks on the floor... Man, I'm gonna have to clean this...

(Bends over for a closer look...)

YIIII!!!

Hey... you grabbed me!

(Teach me to bend over like that!!!)

Anyway...

Happy VD to you all!!

bb

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:30 am

I hate to say it, but everytime I see VD I'm not thinking about Valentines.

Hey Mozy, give me a ride will ya. That looks like fun!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:34 am

Hey... it's all in the spirit of love...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:35 am

sputnik wrote:
joel the ornery wrote: you know, i haven't seen emergen-c since the '02 burn.

i am so widwestern... sheesh.

and a non-consumer... i wouldn't know where to begin looking for it.
Target, in the vitamin aisle. As cheap as online and no shipping charges.

I see it at Walgrens' too.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:36 am

True, very true.

I guess I've just been seeing to many of the anti valentines.

The Bar

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Just a cool video to share