The Bar

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:37 pm

Hi everybody. It's beautiful here but I really miss the snow sometimes. It is so nice to cozy up and bake things that smell good when the snow is falling.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:43 pm

But, I don't like freezing my ass off.

Well if you put some friggin' clothes on for once!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:45 pm

Me too, mojo.. I miss it right up until I remember having to go out and shovel the stuff, or chain up the car or pickup, or drive in the stuff, or... well, you know. That's why I love here rather than there.

Then again... Snow days, fireplaces, bear rugs, and warm cocoa. Yeah... just not the same in rainy, er, sunny California.

bb

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:49 pm

Yep....I know I live in Paradise and can't complain. I got to see the snow fall in the gardens at Versailles about a month ago - one of the most romantic and beautiful things I've ever seen.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:55 pm

Chai Guy wrote:Well if you put some friggin' clothes on for once!

Well, that has got to be a first. Imagine, you telling me to put clothes on. Fine, maybe I will and then never take them off again around here ...

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:57 pm

mmmm... On second thought, me throw a few more logs in the fireplace and heat this joint up a little.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:01 pm

That's what I thought.

And I seem to remember at one point you mentioning a bear rug as a positive thing about winter. Maybe I was wrong...

Snaps fingers and a beautiful white bear rug appears in front of the fireplace.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:16 pm

30 degrees outside. Eight inches and still coming. Oh, wait, that sounds wrong somehow.

Hey, I actually have a fireplace, oh shit, the firewood is all outside.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:38 pm

Dammit! I got some exercise shoveling a path to the garage. Damn the driveway and porches, I just wanted firewood.

Depending on where I stick the ruler, nine to twelve inches and still coming.

I need a drink. Something fruity with an umbrella. In Hawaii.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:07 pm

AntiM wrote:
Depending on where I stick the ruler, nine to twelve inches and still coming.

I thought your hunny was still OTR...

Just where *is* it you're sticking that ruler, AntiM? I thought the 8" thing was bad... this had me rolling!

Here ya go, hon... (The MOOP squad confiscated the umbrellas and pyrat saber olive skewers, damnit!)

bb

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:48 pm

*slurp* ** yumm**

I decline to discuss my yardstick placing technique. Must get back to my fire!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:01 pm

Peeks in the bar door to try to get a glimpse
of Antim’s yardstick placing techniques.

I’m always looking for new techniques.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:18 pm

hey where did she go!?!
I will never learn any new techniques now.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:36 pm

>>heh heh heh...<<

Not to worry, Mozy... VE vill show you new... techniques... of ze placing of... heh heh heh... sticks.

Just for you... my little one... >>vink<<

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:49 pm

I can always count on you BB!

I am so doomed!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:04 pm

If only you knew just how really doomed you are... were... and will be.

Hey!!! Look what our construction side just got in - this nice 36 mm diameter rebar. Cut to fit, rounded ends (for greater penetr... er... "safety") and more ridges than a bag of Ruffles......

(walks over to jukebox in corner, drops in tokens, and keys in number for scratchy 45 of madonna's "girls just wanna have fun"...)

Time for Vodka!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:19 pm

stop! no wait don't stop.
you know I will be in the bay comming to a friday near you! hope to have lunch with fishy and blue then.

kicks the jukebox and bad to the bone comes on.

On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:23 pm

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:48 pm

That looks good and cold Mozy.

GULP

ahh...smooooothh

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:50 pm

gives sput a big hug. how are you?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:57 pm

Today was a good day. Thanks.

In other news, the grant for the other major art project from Michigan went in today. It is really well done. I'm worried. Plus they asked for way more than I did. Either they'll get it all or they'll give us each half of what we need.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:00 pm

Evening Gents!
pecks up an ice wine
Not a thing to worry about Sputnik. Participation is the thing, right? And you're all over that. Here's to you!
hoists

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:02 pm

Thanks BC. Time will tell.

Skol!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:06 pm

huh! sorry I I never mind. Skol!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:07 pm

Ahhh.
Y'know, back in the day, all ya had to do was get in a Santa suit and give away shit and you were a celebrated theme camp. Guess the bar's been raised a bit. A friend of mine is convinced BC is a theme "camp". It certainly seems to draw people out, especially me!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:10 pm

Speaking of camps. I guess I should ask the assembled masses if anyone wants to organize a camp for the project. I'd be up for something relatively informal. The past two years have been very highly organized camps, which was great because we ate really well.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:13 pm

Sure would love to join in, but I ain't going this year unfortunately. It's my 10th year of marriage and my choice is the man or the woman. I'm stickin with the woman.

Forgot to say that our anniversary is Sept 1.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:13 pm

A friend of mine is convinced BC is a theme "camp".

What!!!!??????????

not a theme "camp"

now where I'm I going to sleep?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:19 pm

I guess I should ask the assembled masses if anyone wants to organize a camp for the project. I'd be up for something relatively informal. The past two years have been very highly organized camps, which was great because we ate really well.

well I thought I would be near the project for work and to see it grow.
so ya lets party!!

time laps film would be great for the project.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:19 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:What!!!!??????????

I should put him on to explain it, since he's a lot more articulate than me. But it goes something like this: I spend the whole week in costume and in character, and since I am, everything around me takes on a chicken spin. People make chicken noises, barnyard noises, tell chicken jokes, etc. It's incredibly participatory because kids, elders, farmers, slickers, gays, chicks, everybody can rap on a chicken theme. And believe me they do. So there's radical participation, expression and a theme.

All I know is I can't get away with the name without the suit on.

But don't tell Turkey that.